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(Huffington Post UK)   At her trial, Nigella Lawson's former personal assistant reveals something far worse than finding cocaine in her purse all the time: A tube of English mustard   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 17
    More: Strange, Nigella Lawson, English, Charles Saatchi, handbags  
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2013-12-17 10:19:09 AM  
Well, I would...nah, it's too easy.

/something something purple Dijon.
 
2013-12-17 10:29:32 AM  
mustard...roast beef...yada yada.
 
2013-12-17 10:34:10 AM  
That headline sucks, subby.
 
2013-12-17 11:08:39 AM  
Alright, let's do this!

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2013-12-17 11:54:51 AM  
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2013-12-17 11:55:37 AM  
Hey, at least it wasn't mayo...

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2013-12-17 11:55:57 AM  
Something about this story doesn't cut it.
 
2013-12-17 11:58:27 AM  

Badgers: Hey, at least it wasn't mayo...

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That is just vile.
 
2013-12-17 12:53:11 PM  
Doing blow with this cooking lady sounds like a beautiful night.

A long beautiful night
 
2013-12-17 12:56:47 PM  
Mmmmmm... Nigella

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2013-12-17 01:03:35 PM  
She's just prepared for the inevitable.  I learned from TV that everyone in England is like this.


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2013-12-17 01:22:58 PM  
Coleman's mustard is outstanding.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-17 01:36:57 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Mmmmmm... Nigella

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That is a fantastic picture of her.
 
2013-12-17 02:36:00 PM  
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2013-12-17 10:02:35 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Coleman's mustard is outstanding.

/dnrtfa


Agreed.
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The first time I had it, I couldn't believe such a strong and intense kick could be achieved without horseradish.  There's a 2-kilogram tin of the powder at a local warehouse store if I ever get adventurous enough to try making my own.

/also drtfa
 
2013-12-18 11:41:35 AM  

Hoobajube: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Coleman's mustard is outstanding.

/dnrtfa

Agreed.
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The first time I had it, I couldn't believe such a strong and intense kick could be achieved without horseradish.  There's a 2-kilogram tin of the powder at a local warehouse store if I ever get adventurous enough to try making my own.

/also drtfa


Making your own is easy.  If you've got the powder and some cold liquid, you're most of the way done.  The rest is just adjusting for flavor.  Seriously, don't be intimidated; try it.  If you can make ramen, you can make mustard; it really is that easy.  It's also kind of addicting: once you have the basics down, you're bound to start experimenting.   I made two big batches of beer mustard yesterday, using locally made pale ale for one and porter for the other, to give as gifts.

The one thing I'd recommend is rather than getting the 2kg tin of Colman's, go to a restaurant supply store or bulk grocery wholesale/retail outlet and get generic mustard powder.  It's a tiny fraction of the price for exactly the same stuff.  Those places usually have whole mustard seeds as well, which you'll want to make deli style and whole-grain mustard.
 
2013-12-18 06:48:02 PM  
Nigella please.
 
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