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(Sun Sentinel)   He's master of his own domain, even if it includes a grocery store   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 14
    More: Florida, Winn-Dixie, WZVN ABC News-7, Fort Myers Beach  
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2013-12-17 08:32:55 AM  
He's master of his own domain

That phrase means someone is *not* masturbating.
 
2013-12-17 10:18:41 AM  
 
2013-12-17 10:29:49 AM  
that is a great article. Boy do i ever like reading 3 sentences and having to click through to the actual article. Like swimming in sewage, I LOVE IT.
 
2013-12-17 10:35:48 AM  

upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. Francis Bianco

 
2013-12-17 10:40:50 AM  
Was his Winn-Dixie wrecked?
 
2013-12-17 10:41:10 AM  

Dirtybird971: that is a great article. Boy do i ever like reading 3 sentences and having to click through to the actual article. Like swimming in sewage, I LOVE IT.


Yeah, it's like it was written by a mentally challenged chimpanzee who has been dead for a week. God, that sucked.
 
2013-12-17 10:41:50 AM  
Winn-Dixie.  It figures.  He must have assumed he would have the whole place to himself.   Any other grocery store would have some people in it.
 
2013-12-17 10:42:28 AM  
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Yup... sure am!
 
2013-12-17 10:42:59 AM  

Curt Blizzah: Was his Winn-Dixie wrecked?


That was a "stretch"
 
2013-12-17 10:49:12 AM  
FTFA: Bianco allegedly told the deputy he was urinating, not masturbating.

In the laws eyes does it really make a difference... might as well go for the gold.
 
2013-12-17 11:14:57 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-17 11:23:11 AM  

ChipNASA: Beating his meat trifecta in play???

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/12/eugenio-freitas-caught-mast ur bating_n_4432077.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news 
http://www.fark.com/comments/8062250/In-all-fairness-butcher-shouldn t- have-laid-out-all-that-meat-so-provocatively


pretty sure those two are the same perpturbator.
 
2013-12-17 03:58:12 PM  
Subby got so excited about being able to use that Seinfeld reference in a headline that he shot a load in his pants and flubbed the delivery.
 
2013-12-17 05:32:19 PM  
 
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