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(Slate)   Today on Dear Prudence, the Internet's most insane advice column, we have a woman who wants to know what she should do since she had an affair with a rich man, got pregnant, and can't get money from him because he died   (slate.com) divider line 69
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2013-12-17 08:54:30 AM  
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2013-12-17 09:30:52 AM  
Sounds like the woman my best friend is trying to date.

I want to beat some sense into him with a red flag.
 
2013-12-17 09:47:09 AM  
She can't sue his estate?
 
2013-12-17 09:51:04 AM  
She's screwed.
 
2013-12-17 09:52:06 AM  

OregonVet: She can't sue his estate?


That's what Prudie told her to do.  After excoriating her for being a heartless, cold, homewrecking golddigger.
 
2013-12-17 09:52:23 AM  

Queensowntalia: She's screwed.


No, she was screwed. Now, she's farked.
 
2013-12-17 09:52:47 AM  
Dear Dimwit,

The only thing to do in this situation is let your life serve as a warning to others.

Sincerely,

Whatever my name is
 
2013-12-17 09:53:34 AM  
Abortion?
 
2013-12-17 09:53:40 AM  
Still not as messed up as TFD advice threads. Although that may go without saying.
 
2013-12-17 09:54:11 AM  
She should kill the wife, then herself.
 
2013-12-17 09:55:18 AM  
To start with, show up, pregnant at his funeral with someone serving a summons for a DNA sample to prove you're carrying his babby.
That's the way to go big or go home, right off the bat.
 
2013-12-17 09:55:49 AM  
Duh. Sell the baby.
 
2013-12-17 09:56:00 AM  
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2013-12-17 09:57:13 AM  
Is this about the guy who was shot in the head at Short Hills Mall in New Jerseyover the weekend?

If so, this other woman should watch her back. It was either her or the wife who called in the hit, so either the widow or the cops will be calling soon...
 
2013-12-17 09:58:23 AM  
Subby, you spelled FAKE wrong. Dipshiatmitter.
 
2013-12-17 09:58:35 AM  
This column is just a modern day Penthouse Forum, right? We all are just assuming it's people trying to get the most outlandish and unbelievable stories printed?
 
2013-12-17 10:01:45 AM  
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2013-12-17 10:02:28 AM  

H31N0US: Is this about the guy who was shot in the head at Short Hills Mall in New Jerseyover the weekend?

If so, this other woman should watch her back. It was either her or the wife who called in the hit, so either the widow or the cops will be calling soon...


So would this be exhibit D, then?
 
2013-12-17 10:02:42 AM  
I'm not sure about this, but if she can prove it's his kid, she may be able to go after his estate.

But considering how long things like that take to play out in court, she's got a LONG fight on her hands, and most of her winnings will go to the lawyers.

She would probably be better off having the kid, and marrying someone else.
 
2013-12-17 10:05:49 AM  
If Prudence letters were real, I would call her a gold digger, but since the woman doesn't actually exist, I won't
 
2013-12-17 10:05:53 AM  

SDRR: Subby, you spelled FAKE wrong. Dipshiatmitter.


If it was real, she would have talked to a lawyer and wouldn't have bothered with Prudence. But other than that.... yeah.
 
2013-12-17 10:07:49 AM  
I refuse to believe this is real, because the alternative is just too damned depressing.
 
2013-12-17 10:08:09 AM  

Valiente: Queensowntalia: She's screwed.

No, she was screwed. Now, she's farked.


Bravo.  I think we're done here, somebody hit the lights.
 
2013-12-17 10:09:30 AM  
1. Sue family
2. Abort child
3. Screw lawyer
4. Get pregnant
5. Go to Hell.
 
2013-12-17 10:13:48 AM  
...I ain't callin' her a cold digga, but she ain't messin with no live *bleep*
 
2013-12-17 10:13:56 AM  

durbnpoisn: I'm not sure about this, but if she can prove it's his kid, she may be able to go after his estate.

But considering how long things like that take to play out in court, she's got a LONG fight on her hands, and most of her winnings will go to the lawyers.

She would probably be better off having the kid, and marrying someone else.


Why not go after one pot of gold and at the same time, convince some other sucker to give you half his shiat?
 
2013-12-17 10:20:51 AM  
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2013-12-17 10:32:12 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Duh. Sell the baby.


Someone else has been watching this terrible show, too, I see:

static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-17 10:32:12 AM  
Accept your losses and get an abortion.
 
2013-12-17 10:50:47 AM  
And did you guys and gals see the letter where the mom was whining because her daughter had a fight with Heather and Heather and now is not in their 'clique'? Prudie told her to go to the school administrators because the girl was not being invited to parties and being shunned in the lunchroom! Can anyone say 'therapy'?? As if being shunned is not enough, now the poor girl has to live with the fact that her mom went to the principal to whine about it! If that girl wanted to climb under a rock and die before....

/It's called 'life' girl... and the worst example of it is someone who lets others dictate how yours goes...if they don't want to hang out with you anymore, smile, flip them off, and go get some more friends.
//of course, if you want to be so shallow as to think you HAVE to have the 'in' crowd or nothing... you get what you deserve
///always loved that movie...
 
2013-12-17 10:52:52 AM  
Wow people really freak out about the post-wedding thank you cards. Women work these days, it's a stressful economy where jobs demand a lot and women don't stay at home after marrying anymore to have weeks to write those things.

Besides old people don't understand that snail mail and writing is something that younger people don't grow up using and look at as archaic. Most of their friends get thank you's via emails, skype, facebook or social media.

Writing thank you's via snail mail is dying out and being replaced with modern technology thank you's.
 
2013-12-17 10:53:01 AM  
I think each "Dear Prudie" thread should come equipped with a "Troll or Idiot?" poll.  I get the feeling that "Troll" would win 90% of the time.
 
2013-12-17 10:56:08 AM  
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2013-12-17 10:57:58 AM  
But the real question that went unanswered is, what is proper "Office Bra Etiquette"?
 
2013-12-17 11:03:23 AM  

garandman1a: But the real question that went unanswered is, what is proper "Office Bra Etiquette"?


Hang it on a hook when you enter someone's cubicle.
 
2013-12-17 11:03:49 AM  

garandman1a: But the real question that went unanswered is, what is proper "Office Bra Etiquette"?


Don't wear one unless you're ugly. You're probably ugly so wear one. In fact if you're not ugly you probably don't wear one anyway, you slut.

/man this sh*t is easy. Next question?
 
2013-12-17 11:04:22 AM  

garandman1a: But the real question that went unanswered is, what is proper "Office Bra Etiquette"?


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2013-12-17 11:05:33 AM  
Can somebody say DNA results?

cdn.madamenoire.com

Nice to see her heart is in the right place "Dad was loaded"
 
2013-12-17 11:07:39 AM  
I saw this in the comment section and I'll have to say this is one of the more creative solutions I've heard here:

http://id.slate.com/identity/siteRegistration/editProfile" target="_blank">Jascob 5ptsFeatured

19 hours ago

Dear Prudie:

My husband recently disclosed that he was having an affair, and then he suddenly fell down the stairs in our mansion, dying a tragic death.

Now, his mistress has contacted me claiming to be pregnant and asking about money. What's the etiquette for inviting her over for tea? I'd like to show her some exquisite oil paintings on the second floor landing that were hubby's favorite.
 
2013-12-17 11:44:47 AM  

JohnCarter: Nice to see her heart is in the right place "Dad was loaded"


I think that "heart" is probably not the pertinent organ, here....
 
2013-12-17 11:47:03 AM  

baconbeard: Dear Dimwit,

The only thing to do in this situation is let your life serve as a warning to others.

Sincerely,

Whatever my name is


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2013-12-17 12:08:04 PM  
She killed him.
 
2013-12-17 12:20:52 PM  

cgraves67: Still not as messed up as TFD advice threads. Although that may go without saying.


I disagree. I have had some good luck on car issues in the past.


/Had no idea Jeep issued a recall on yolks for my model.
//Blew out my U-Joint 3 times before I asked for info.
 
2013-12-17 12:37:03 PM  

SearchN: cgraves67: Still not as messed up as TFD advice threads. Although that may go without saying.

I disagree. I have had some good luck on car issues in the past.


/Had no idea Jeep issued a recall on yolks for my model.
//Blew out my U-Joint 3 times before I asked for info.


Keep your pants up.
 
2013-12-17 01:22:34 PM  

chachi88: SearchN: cgraves67: Still not as messed up as TFD advice threads. Although that may go without saying.

I disagree. I have had some good luck on car issues in the past.


/Had no idea Jeep issued a recall on yolks for my model.
//Blew out my U-Joint 3 times before I asked for info.

Keep your pants up.


Dude, we are on fark. Pants are optional.
 
2013-12-17 01:28:49 PM  
How about getting a real job, having the baby and teaching them to grow up and be a productive member of society.  You know, like the rest of us do...

So its father was rich, someone earned that money, maybe it was him.  Someone is going to support the baby, maybe it should be the mother?
 
2013-12-17 01:30:25 PM  

SearchN: chachi88: SearchN: cgraves67: Still not as messed up as TFD advice threads. Although that may go without saying.

I disagree. I have had some good luck on car issues in the past.


/Had no idea Jeep issued a recall on yolks for my model.
//Blew out my U-Joint 3 times before I asked for info.

Keep your pants up.

Dude, we are on fark. Pants are optional.


Wheew, good thing. I was starting to get worried there for a second.
 
2013-12-17 01:31:18 PM  
Feel sorry for the kid. Having this biatch for a mom he/she is going to need serious therapy.
 
2013-12-17 01:51:08 PM  

SuperChuck: garandman1a: But the real question that went unanswered is, what is proper "Office Bra Etiquette"?

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What sitcom was THAT?
 
2013-12-17 01:57:09 PM  
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