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(Opposing Views)   Inmate gets moved out of women's prison because he wouldn't stop having sex with the other inmates. Wait, what?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 35
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2013-12-17 08:21:46 AM
I'm surprised any of the ladies in prison want anything to do with a penis.
 
2013-12-17 08:26:10 AM
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would you fark me? I'd fark me. I'd fark me hard. I'd fark me so hard.
 
2013-12-17 08:27:04 AM
 
2013-12-17 08:33:22 AM
I think I have that dvd.
 
2013-12-17 08:36:36 AM
Bradley Manning?
 
2013-12-17 08:39:36 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Non-Opposing Views link for those opposed to Opposing View.


Thank ya kindly

/opposing views is about one half step above Buzzfeed
 
2013-12-17 08:40:42 AM
10  Commit crimes
20  Claim you're transgendered, switch genders
30  Get sent to a prison of the opposite gender
40  Have sex with all the inmates
50  Get kicked out of there
60 goto 20
 
2013-12-17 08:40:51 AM
Opposing Views: What You Deserve
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2013-12-17 08:41:05 AM
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2013-12-17 08:42:09 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Non-Opposing Views link for those opposed to Opposing View.


The only thing I oppose is Opposing Views automatically spawns App Store on the iPad. I thought I may accidentally be clicking something but now I know merely opening them opens it. Farkers
 
2013-12-17 08:45:02 AM
OK, the courts will now pay for your surgery and THEN send you to an all male prison! Have a nice day!
 
2013-12-17 08:47:38 AM

jaylectricity: I'm surprised any of the ladies in prison want anything to do with a penis.


Heh. CSB time:

When I was in college, I worked at an auto- parts store down in southeast Ohio. Pure Appalachia, with all that encompasses. Anyhow, one day, I was putting a battery in a car for a female customer. She had a female companion with her. Both looked... well... Like people from Appalachia. Anyhow, as I was installing the battery, the companion got out of the car and said to me "Hey, sweetie, I just got out of jail a couple days ago, and I haven't been with a man for more than a year. Would you like to get together tonight?" I think my dick nearly inverted itself. Needless to say, I declined. Anyhow, Guys in a men's prison become pretty desperate for sex... Apparently, it's the same way in a women's prison. It wouldn't surprise me if this guy/ girl wasn't interested at first, but kept getting solicited by the other inmates upon hearing that there was an actual penis available.

I wonder how many children it'll turn out he fathered during that short time period. I'll bet there'll be a few.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-17 08:58:10 AM
Yeeesh. What a con-cept.
 
2013-12-17 08:59:12 AM
My son the lesbian.

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Hackenbush: Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
 
2013-12-17 09:02:51 AM

gambitsgirl: SecretAgentWoman: Non-Opposing Views link for those opposed to Opposing View.

The only thing I oppose is Opposing Views automatically spawns App Store on the iPad. I thought I may accidentally be clicking something but now I know merely opening them opens it. Farkers


Caused by shiatty ads from third parties, catches android based devices as well.

/not that you'd care
//opposing views doesn't seem to care about it at all.
///I really don't want to play candy crush, that's all they've ever linked
 
2013-12-17 09:03:37 AM
Is this real life?
 
2013-12-17 09:07:16 AM

EvilVanMan: gambitsgirl: SecretAgentWoman: Non-Opposing Views link for those opposed to Opposing View.

The only thing I oppose is Opposing Views automatically spawns App Store on the iPad. I thought I may accidentally be clicking something but now I know merely opening them opens it. Farkers

Caused by shiatty ads from third parties, catches android based devices as well.

/not that you'd care
//opposing views doesn't seem to care about it at all.
///I really don't want to play candy crush, that's all they've ever linked


Yep. Always candy crush
 
2013-12-17 09:10:11 AM
 FTA -- "The killers then sold Shankland's cell phone and used the money to buy a lunch of ham sandwiches."

White or rye, mayo or Grey Poupon?  Details, man.
 
2013-12-17 09:11:12 AM

Quackadam: OK, the courts will now pay for your surgery and THEN send you to an all male prison! Have a nice day!


I wonder how far down the "acceptance" path we'll have to trot before we realize that voluntary genital mutilation -- er, transgender -- is just a farce.
 
2013-12-17 09:12:12 AM
No Ananova, but thirty OV links a day? How could they afford this? They are just a blog that copies and pastes stories from legitimate sites, sometimes distorting a few facts in the process.
 
2013-12-17 09:12:48 AM
konabrewingco.com
 
2013-12-17 09:26:46 AM

Greek: jaylectricity: I'm surprised any of the ladies in prison want anything to do with a penis.

Heh. CSB time:

When I was in college, I worked at an auto- parts store down in southeast Ohio. Pure Appalachia, with all that encompasses. Anyhow, one day, I was putting a battery in a car for a female customer. She had a female companion with her. Both looked... well... Like people from Appalachia. Anyhow, as I was installing the battery, the companion got out of the car and said to me "Hey, sweetie, I just got out of jail a couple days ago, and I haven't been with a man for more than a year. Would you like to get together tonight?" I think my dick nearly inverted itself. Needless to say, I declined. Anyhow, Guys in a men's prison become pretty desperate for sex... Apparently, it's the same way in a women's prison. It wouldn't surprise me if this guy/ girl wasn't interested at first, but kept getting solicited by the other inmates upon hearing that there was an actual penis available.

I wonder how many children it'll turn out he fathered during that short time period. I'll bet there'll be a few.


How weird if he no longer wants the surgery?  Like he suddenly found out what it is for.
 
2013-12-17 09:29:11 AM

gambitsgirl: EvilVanMan: gambitsgirl: SecretAgentWoman: Non-Opposing Views link for those opposed to Opposing View.

Yep. Always candy crush


Their business model lacks diversity.
 
2013-12-17 09:51:49 AM
"Paris Green was transferred out of Cornton Vale prison after inmates claimed he had fling with other cons.
Green - who used to be known as Peter Laing - was only sent to the prison five weeks ago after being convicted of murder."



"transgendered" male, sexually active with females.

YOU ARE A HETEROSEXUAL MAN WITH A FETISH

DEALWITHIT JAY PEG

(also, another NON Opposing Views Link you're welcome f*ggots(<-memespeak, not h*tespeak)
 
2013-12-17 10:19:39 AM
coddling convicted murderers by aiding their sexual nonsense is ridiculous.

you got a dick, you're going to men's prison- enjoy the sex.
 
2013-12-17 10:43:19 AM

lack of warmth: How weird if he no longer wants the surgery?  Like he suddenly found out what it is for.


TOO LATE, WE'RE TAKING IT OFF!
 
2013-12-17 10:43:53 AM
If I ever go to jail I am going to do the same thing.
 
2013-12-17 12:26:10 PM
Maybe he'll still have an angry inch?
 
2013-12-17 01:37:21 PM

Your Hind Brain: Is this real life?


Or is this just fantasy?
 
2013-12-17 01:47:37 PM
Only change sending him to male prison is that he'll be playing the wife.
 
2013-12-17 01:51:26 PM
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2013-12-17 02:26:14 PM
The story is a little weird but if you think about it logically, why the outrage?  An inmate is having sex with other inmates in prison.  Oh no, that's something no one expected to ever happen!

I guess the major issue is the problem of pregnancy, which might make a case for isolating this prisoner until his operation.  Otherwise, don't see the problem.
 
2013-12-17 06:16:58 PM
This just in: Prison officials not ok with penis in vagina sex in prison. It's a prison dammit! There are rules 'n stuff. And morals. Or something. Gay sex still ok though.
 
2013-12-17 07:56:23 PM

MythDragon: Your Hind Brain: Is this real life?

Or is this just fantasy?


Can't you see what this crazy life is doin' to me?  Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?
 
2013-12-18 01:02:20 PM
If that was an accurate picture of him/her than I expect there is going to be at least as much sexual activity going on in the mens prison.
 
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