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(Gawker)   Not content to let GW Bush rule the right wing art world, George Zimmerman is selling paintings now, claiming it "allows me to remain indoors"   (gawker.com) divider line 120
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2013-12-16 07:37:14 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-12-16 07:38:34 PM
If he starts creating portraits using Skittles, I'm done.
 
2013-12-16 07:42:54 PM
I love bid history. Top bidder has never bid on anything else.

Yeah, this is going to go down as a no sale.


//it looks like a paint by numbers kit
 
2013-12-16 07:43:21 PM

cretinbob:


Bravo. Just bravo.
 
2013-12-16 07:57:59 PM
Good, stay indoors. That's probably best for everyone.
 
2013-12-16 07:59:48 PM

LasersHurt: Good, stay indoors. That's probably best for everyone.


What about his girlfriend?
 
2013-12-16 07:59:53 PM
can anyone just make an account up and bid anything they like?
 
2013-12-16 08:04:46 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: LasersHurt: Good, stay indoors. That's probably best for everyone.

What about his girlfriend?


She had her chance and went back into that warzone. Let her go, man, she's gone.
 
2013-12-16 08:05:58 PM

21-7-b: can anyone just make an account up and bid anything they like?


yes


$4.5 billion is too large a bid for eBay btw.......
 
2013-12-16 08:11:40 PM
A lengthy prison sentence would have allowed him to stay inside, too.
 
2013-12-16 08:16:51 PM
cretinbob

$4.5 billion is too large a bid for eBay btw.......

according to wikipedia, the record for an artwork is $269.4 million for the card players by cezanne, purchased by the state of qatar

upload.wikimedia.org

i.ebayimg.com

can we email our man in qatar?
 
2013-12-16 08:17:07 PM
Meh. Probably better than Thomas Kinkade.
 
2013-12-16 08:22:12 PM
Zimmerman vs Bush vs Seurat

Which will emerge as art's greatest George.
 
2013-12-16 08:22:35 PM

21-7-b: cretinbob

$4.5 billion is too large a bid for eBay btw.......

according to wikipedia, the record for an artwork is $269.4 million for the card players by cezanne, purchased by the state of qatar

[upload.wikimedia.org image 714x600]

[i.ebayimg.com image 640x466]

can we email our man in qatar?


Just get Drew to use the TF money.
 
2013-12-16 08:25:22 PM

LasersHurt: Good, stay indoors. That's probably best for everyone.


Came to say this. Good night and good luck. And if you see Zimmerman, duck!
 
2013-12-16 08:26:54 PM
I totally think this should be a photoshop contest
 
2013-12-16 08:27:33 PM
Oh good, a peek into how he sees the world. This will be an enhancement to the human condition.
 
2013-12-16 08:29:13 PM

MisterTweak: LasersHurt: Good, stay indoors. That's probably best for everyone.

Came to say this. Good night and good luck. And if you see Zimmerman, duck!


Yeah, whatever keeps him off the street.
 
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2013-12-16 08:29:39 PM
www.morningsidemom.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-16 08:30:09 PM
It's some lovely work, really.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-16 08:31:10 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You know who ELSE ruled the right wing art world?
 
2013-12-16 08:31:59 PM

Nabb1: Meh. Probably better than Thomas Kinkade.


Shouldn't the bar be above sea level?
 
2013-12-16 08:33:29 PM
If the LieBrul MSM and Racebaiter in Chief would have just left him alone the poor man would be able to have some sort of fulfilling and successful life, like he had before.
 
2013-12-16 08:34:13 PM
Man, fark George Zimmerman.
 
2013-12-16 08:34:52 PM
Meh, that wasn't even the entertaining kind of stupidly obsessive op-ed bullshiat.

Your blog sucks, man.
 
2013-12-16 08:35:17 PM

vernonFL: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]

You know who ELSE ruled the right wing art world?


Thomas Kinkade?
 
2013-12-16 08:40:10 PM
Behold, the finest artwork that Microsoft Paint version 1.0 has to offer!!!

BTW, there's been talk that he's moving outta FL (most likely to TX). Hey, George, move to Chicago! Especially the Englewood, Garfield Park, Roseland, or Austin areas or Tha Hunneds. They'll simply love you over there!!!
 
2013-12-16 08:40:58 PM
If any of those bids wind up being real, wouldn't he have to leave his house to mail the painting?
 
2013-12-16 08:41:04 PM

Nabb1: Meh. Probably better than Thomas Kinkade.


He's the painter of light you motherfarking philistine!
 
2013-12-16 08:41:35 PM
1) Good, that guy's a walking bomb.  I doubt the last tragedy involving that nasty piece of work has played itself out.

2) Everything else aside, that is some seriously sh*tty painting right there.  The sketches I make when running through my first attempt at laying out a new electrical panel are more artistic than that bulls*t.
 
2013-12-16 08:43:45 PM

LeafyGreens: Nabb1: Meh. Probably better than Thomas Kinkade.

He's the painter of light you motherfarking philistine!


Hey, I may not know what I like, but I know art.
 
2013-12-16 08:44:01 PM
He really should have left the bidding alone. He had a shot at making $200. Nobody is dumb enough to pay $15,000. Are they?
 
2013-12-16 08:45:00 PM
He will paint the town red with your blood.
 
2013-12-16 08:45:54 PM
Seriously?  No one's Godwined the thread yet?  It'd actually work this time.
 
2013-12-16 08:47:45 PM
I predict it will be won by this guy.
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-16 08:51:16 PM

carlisimo: Seriously?  No one's Godwined the thread yet?  It'd actually work this time.


Yes, someon Godwined the thread.
 
2013-12-16 08:53:15 PM

carlisimo: Seriously?  No one's Godwined the thread yet?  It'd actually work this time.


It's kind of like where's waldo. you gotta look closely.
 
2013-12-16 08:53:58 PM
Not content to let GW Bush rule the right wing art world, George Zimmerman is selling paintings now, claiming it "allows me to remain indoors."

So does cable TV, dickwad.
 
2013-12-16 08:55:38 PM
I hear he is painting targets
 
2013-12-16 08:57:14 PM
So "scumbags painting" is a thing now?
 
2013-12-16 09:02:18 PM
Oh, I get it. "ONE NATION" under "GOD".
 
2013-12-16 09:05:35 PM
What would it cost to get him to paint a version with "except trayvon martin" at the bottom?
 
2013-12-16 09:05:54 PM
I guess he left out "INDIVISIBLE" in deference to any secessionist bidders.
 
2013-12-16 09:06:49 PM
I want a Tshirt to wear in East St. Louis on MalcomX Day.
 
2013-12-16 09:07:26 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com

Not bad at all for a beginner. He needs to take a few art classes and learn how to do faces though.
 
2013-12-16 09:08:32 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Oh, I get it. "ONE NATION" under "GOD".


It's like a rebus!
 
2013-12-16 09:08:47 PM
It'll keep in inside until he sees something suspicious out the window.  Then he'll have to go investigate.
 
2013-12-16 09:13:05 PM
"With liberty and justice for all" Except for the kid he murdered.......I also love that his "art" is one single color.....
 
2013-12-16 09:15:05 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I guess he left out "INDIVISIBLE" in deference to any secessionist bidders.


In all fairness, he's probably not very good at math.
 
2013-12-16 09:16:24 PM
Sorry you two, John McNaughton is the undisputed king of derpart.

i.imgur.com
 
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