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(Daily Mail)   Sheena Easton, who was Madonna before Madonna and Miley before Miley, is now 54-year-old virtual recluse and invalid living in Las Vegas, with string of failed marriages behind her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
    More: Sad, Sheena Easton, Miley Cyrus, Las Vegas, Partridge Family, Rock Hudson, Robert Frost, James Bond Theme, Debra Winger  
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12071 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Dec 2013 at 9:19 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-16 06:01:04 PM
Apparently she took a few morning trains herself.

/next stop, Hell
 
2013-12-16 06:06:15 PM
Eh.  I'd still taste her sugar walls.
 
2013-12-16 06:11:31 PM
img1.fark.net  17 Celebrities Who Seem Not To Have Enjoyed Oral Surgery
 
2013-12-16 06:13:33 PM
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Scott: My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from nine to five and then, he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!
 
2013-12-16 06:28:59 PM
Oh, FFS, she just had some sort of oral surgery so they wheeled her out to her ride.  Standard procedure for hospitals and clinics.

2013:
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2013-12-16 07:43:54 PM
Christ, I hated that farking 9 - 5 song
 
2013-12-16 07:48:20 PM
54 year old woman who has just had oral surgery doesn't look Hollywood runway fresh. Hard to believe, very hard to believe.
 
2013-12-16 08:31:39 PM
Remember Apollonia?

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2013-12-16 08:36:49 PM
Ah, she was something back in the day...

I shall fly my pants at half-mast and shuffle those knuckles down memory lane tonight, but it just won't be the same.
 
2013-12-16 08:40:07 PM
Stop the f*cking presses. Hey, Daily Fail, how about some pictures of you after dental surgery. Oh, that's right -- they just let your teeth fall out over there.
 
2013-12-16 09:22:38 PM
Never fall in love with crazy.
 
2013-12-16 09:23:21 PM
Newsflash: 54-year-old looks less attractive than her own 20-year-old self!
 
2013-12-16 09:25:35 PM
I always get her and Sheila E confused
 
2013-12-16 09:26:37 PM

BunkyBrewman: Oh, FFS, she just had some sort of oral surgery so they wheeled her out to her ride.  Standard procedure for hospitals and clinics.

2013:


I would hit the shiat out of that
 
2013-12-16 09:27:41 PM

Earguy: Remember Apollonia?




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She looks great, but I'll never forget her dip in Lake Minnetonka.

/even if it wasn't Lake Minnetonka
 
2013-12-16 09:28:41 PM

Earguy: Remember Apollonia?

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I'd still purify her in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
 
2013-12-16 09:29:54 PM
One of my fondest memories is of the Miami Vice shoot done in my home.  Easton's RV was parked out front, and by climbing one of the large oaks that overhung it I was able to get an awesome view through the window as she stripped down for a costume change.

Really nice nips and bush.

No way was I going to miss that opportunity.
 
2013-12-16 09:35:37 PM
She's at an All-Time Low?
 
2013-12-16 09:36:17 PM

Turbo Cojones: One of my fondest memories is of the Miami Vice shoot done in my home.  Easton's RV was parked out front, and by climbing one of the large oaks that overhung it I was able to get an awesome view through the window as she stripped down for a costume change.

Really nice nips and bush.

No way was I going to miss that opportunity.


Dear Penthouse Letters...
 
2013-12-16 09:41:23 PM

Turbo Cojones: One of my fondest memories is of the Miami Vice shoot done in my home.  Easton's RV was parked out front, and by climbing one of the large oaks that overhung it I was able to get an awesome view through the window as she stripped down for a costume change.

Really nice nips and bush.

No way was I going to miss that opportunity.



Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... is this a movie reference, a meme that I've missed, or an actual anecdote with a hell of a lot of missing back story?
 
2013-12-16 09:43:28 PM

Snapper Carr: I'd still purify her in the waters of Lake Minnetonka


I'll never get over Lake Minnetonka!!!
 
2013-12-16 09:45:46 PM
This article is for your eyes only.
 
2013-12-16 09:48:41 PM
Used to crush on her sooooo hard....

Anybody remember she played an IRA immortal in 'Highlander: The Series'?
 
2013-12-16 09:50:43 PM

BunkyBrewman: Oh, FFS, she just had some sort of oral surgery so they wheeled her out to her ride. Standard procedure for hospitals and clinics.


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And she was never Madonna and certainly not Miley.
 
2013-12-16 09:58:05 PM
OMG this is a shock
she looks great for 54
 
2013-12-16 09:58:20 PM

Clutch2013: Earguy: Remember Apollonia?

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She looks great, but I'll never forget her dip in Lake Minnetonka.

/even if it wasn't Lake Minnetonka


Unfortunately, Monsanto was upstream.
 
2013-12-16 10:01:32 PM
1: take five paparazzi pictures in random order.
2: write captions for each.
3: Reuse the captions as your main article.  In a different order.
4: Reuse three of those captions as your title, subtitle, and lead paragraph.
5: Profit.
 
2013-12-16 10:02:33 PM
This is how I'll always remember her:
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/hot
 
M-G
2013-12-16 10:13:11 PM
I seem to recall rubbing a few out to this back in the day...

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2013-12-16 10:20:00 PM

Earguy: Remember Apollonia?




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I would do dirty, dirty things to her so that all the water in every lake in Minnesota wouldn't be enough to purify her.
 
2013-12-16 10:22:00 PM
I never understood that song.  Who makes walls out of sugar, really?  almost no structural integrity.  I'd never visit her 'sugar walls' - place'd collapse all around you.
 
2013-12-16 10:27:53 PM
I read that headline as Sheila E. living the glamorous life


/without love, it ain't much
//it ain't much
 
2013-12-16 10:28:08 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And she was never Madonna and certainly not Miley.


I think you have the order reversed.  (Lot of people doing this lately.)
 
2013-12-16 10:39:51 PM

No wonder Prince had hip surgery not too long ago. He must've farked just about every great looking woman singer back in the 80's and 90's. Hip degeneration by snu snu.


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2013-12-16 10:42:12 PM
NOW who needs the restraining order, Sheena?
 
2013-12-16 10:55:44 PM

BunkyBrewman: Oh, FFS, she just had some sort of oral surgery so they wheeled her out to her ride.  Standard procedure for hospitals and clinics.

2013:
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THIS
HELLO, some people recover slowly from general anesthetic or gas
 
2013-12-16 11:01:18 PM

M-G: I seem to recall rubbing a few out to this back in the day...

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Leg extensions?!?!  Do some farking squats and save your knees.  Dumbass, no wonder she is in a wheelchair now.
 
2013-12-16 11:02:32 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: This is how I'll always remember her:
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/hot


z-elf.narod.ru

Man, I'd still give my left nut for a sequel to Torment.
 
2013-12-16 11:13:46 PM
'You Could Have Been With Me' ('81). Oh, when she double clutched to that extra high note? She made my (at the time 24 y/o knees) turn into jello. I wish her well.
 
2013-12-16 11:15:48 PM

BSABSVR: Eh.  I'd still taste her sugar walls.


I'd lather her sugar walls so much I'd need oral surgery too.
 
2013-12-16 11:17:47 PM
She was the second concert I ever saw (junior high era).


HaywoodJablonski: I always get her and Sheila E confused


They did both work with Prince...
 
2013-12-16 11:33:40 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [galeri5.uludagsozluk.com image 850x544]

Scott: My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from nine to five and then, he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!


Zoot Allures! Les Hooligans!
 
2013-12-16 11:37:47 PM

skinink: No wonder Prince had hip surgery not too long ago. He must've farked just about every great looking woman singer back in the 80's and 90's. Hip degeneration by snu snu.
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Why any woman would want to fark prince is beyond me, he looks like a midget dipped in public hair.
 
2013-12-16 11:55:28 PM

Death Whisper: skinink: No wonder Prince had hip surgery not too long ago. He must've farked just about every great looking woman singer back in the 80's and 90's. Hip degeneration by snu snu.
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Why any woman would want to fark prince is beyond me, he looks like a midget dipped in public hair.


Well lets see, there's the ability to sing, play numerous musical instruments, and dance which are all typically attractive to women. According to people that have met him he supposedly has a kind of charisma and confidence too. All this is before you get to the two factors that will make 90% of women soak their panties if none of the above does it for them: money and fame. But he totally looks like a walking merkin so that rules everything out.

/50% of the time statistics are pulled out of my ass all the time.
 
2013-12-17 12:00:54 AM
The 1980s pop music queen looked glum as she was spotted being wheeled out of a Las Vegas surgery specializing in oral surgery and dental implants.

So... meth, or just British?
 
2013-12-17 12:02:20 AM
You know that question people ask gay people, "When/how did you know you were gay?"

Well the "Sugar Walls" video is the moment I knew I was straight.
 
2013-12-17 12:06:20 AM

smells_like_meat: 54 year old woman who has just had oral surgery doesn't look Hollywood runway fresh. Hard to believe, very hard to believe.



Seriously, talk about reaching.

/ I'm starting to think that the Daily Mail is a less than credible news source
 
2013-12-17 12:39:41 AM

Earguy: Remember Apollonia?




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Yes, please.
 
2013-12-17 12:43:57 AM
This is yet another example of something I didn't realize I needed to fill a gap in my life.  A gap of missing pictures of Sheena Easton at 54 years old being wheeled out of a hospital.  Thanks, fotogs!

/clicked
 
2013-12-17 12:53:38 AM
TFA & headline here is backasswards BS.

The woman is leaving the building after dental surgery.  How good is anyone going to look getting wheeled out that door?
 
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