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(Sun News Network)   It's so cold in Canada that residents are kicking in the doors of jails just to find somewhere to stay warm   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 27
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2013-12-16 08:39:27 PM
To be fair, there's not a lot else to do in Sarnia.
 
2013-12-16 08:40:50 PM
Oh, Henry!
 
2013-12-16 08:54:44 PM
Trailer Park Boys did it.
 
2013-12-16 08:56:43 PM
Cheapest rent in town.
 
2013-12-16 08:59:12 PM
static.tvtome.com
 
2013-12-16 09:08:40 PM
They really are a bunch of pussies when it come to the weather in Ontario, aren't they?
 
2013-12-16 09:28:33 PM
Ontario is the black hole of Canada, when it comes to whining about the weather.

/And never tell a woman, who is whining about her hair getting curly in high humidity, that she is whining.
//Unless you are into women screeching at you.
 
2013-12-16 09:31:40 PM
Of course this happened in Sarnia.
To be fair though, it is pretty chilly out there.
 
2013-12-16 09:32:35 PM

sheep snorter: Ontario is the black hole of Canada, when it comes to whining about the weather.


In that sense, Ontario is the Chicago of Canada.

/that, and they both talk funny.
 
2013-12-16 09:35:00 PM

Mr_Ectomy: They really are a bunch of pussies when it come to the weather in Ontario, aren't they?


Yeah - they need to man-up like the folks in Victoria.
 
2013-12-16 09:39:25 PM
While waiting at the front doors of the Sarnia Jail with his police escorts, he kicked the front door, breaking the glass.

Yeah.....
 
2013-12-16 09:51:09 PM

sheep snorter: Ontario is the black hole of Canada, when it comes to whining about the weather.

/And never tell a woman, who is whining about her hair getting curly in high humidity, that she is whining.
//Unless you are into women screeching at you.


Or if it's PMS. Even when it is PMS and you think making her aware of that will help her calm down.
 
2013-12-16 09:56:17 PM
The prairies just went through a -40 cold snap.  I don't think the GTA got it, so what the hell are they whining about?  It's -12 right now.  Pussies.
 
2013-12-16 10:00:39 PM

Farktastic: The prairies just went through a -40 cold snap.  I don't think the GTA got it, so what the hell are they whining about?  It's -12 right now.  Pussies.


This.
 
2013-12-16 10:30:50 PM
And knocking down tables?
In a restaurant?
In a West End town?
 
2013-12-16 10:38:08 PM

Farxist Marxist: Mr_Ectomy: They really are a bunch of pussies when it come to the weather in Ontario, aren't they?

Yeah - they need to man-up like the folks in Victoria.


Lol
Victoria cold....
Lol
 
2013-12-16 10:55:03 PM
-20 here.
I went outside, peed, it froze as it hit the ground.
tinkle tinkle
 
2013-12-16 11:19:14 PM

vudukungfu: -20 here.
I went outside, peed, it froze as it hit the ground.
tinkle tinkle


On the plus side, now you can plausibly say "I was just peeing outside" when everyone laughs at your half-inch wang.
 
2013-12-17 12:18:09 AM
It's been a bit nippy here today - Toronto when I arrived on the GO -15 windchill around -25. I can see somebody in the Sarnhole who is about to be readmitted to jail getting a bit testy as his frozen fingertips drop off into the copious snowbanks we got this weekend.

/Neighbour is from Sarnia, and she is unsurprised.
 
2013-12-17 12:20:31 AM
Oh yes, and I said a warm prayer for my brother in Regina when it was -40. I am sure he didn't need it though. We are Northern Ontarians (we grew up there) and -30, -40, whatever. It's almost winter and to be expected.
 
2013-12-17 12:35:30 AM
Call the police, there's a madman around
Running down underground to a dive bar
In a West End town
 
2013-12-17 12:40:42 AM
Somewhere near -35 last night on the prairies and we had a power outage in my neighbourhood. If that kept up for a few days and the jails were still being heated they would be overflowing with 'volunteers' or new residents, what ever gets them inside.
 
2013-12-17 01:18:07 AM

mizchief: sheep snorter: Ontario is the black hole of Canada, when it comes to whining about the weather.

/And never tell a woman, who is whining about her hair getting curly in high humidity, that she is whining.
//Unless you are into women screeching at you.

Or if it's PMS. Even when it is PMS and you think making her aware of that will help her calm down.


Just out of curiosity, why on Earth would you think that telling a woman that her anger is caused by PMS would help her calm down?

/I just know I'm going to regret asking.
//Then again, I'm already posting on Fark in the first place, so I must be a masochist.
 
2013-12-17 01:30:35 AM

I_Am_Weasel: To be fair, there's not a lot else to do in Sarnia.


But there's a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe to investigate!
 
2013-12-17 06:42:48 AM

Mr_Ectomy: They really are a bunch of pussies when it come to the weather in Ontario, aren't they?


Bite me. It's been an average of -14C for the past week. And we've still got January to look forward to.

It's been so cold that I was beginning to believe hell was freezing over and the Leafs we're going to win the Cup.
 
2013-12-17 09:46:44 AM
Here's my favourite Sarnia export:

\he is a wild party
\\a wild wild party
 
2013-12-17 10:13:58 AM

ciberido: mizchief: sheep snorter: Ontario is the black hole of Canada, when it comes to whining about the weather.

/And never tell a woman, who is whining about her hair getting curly in high humidity, that she is whining.
//Unless you are into women screeching at you.

Or if it's PMS. Even when it is PMS and you think making her aware of that will help her calm down.

Just out of curiosity, why on Earth would you think that telling a woman that her anger is caused by PMS would help her calm down?

/I just know I'm going to regret asking.
//Then again, I'm already posting on Fark in the first place, so I must be a masochist.


For the same reason Mr. Bloody Ghost thought telling me that I was being biatchy would stop me from being biatchy. Because he's stupid.
 
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