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(Inquirer Philippines)   Proof that Darwinism is alive and kicking: "Man accidentally shoots own penis, dies"   (newsinfo.inquirer.net) divider line 73
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2013-12-16 04:57:04 PM
This is my rifle, this is my gun.....
 
2013-12-16 06:05:35 PM

Pangit: This is my rifle, this is my gun.....


This is for fighting, this is for OH MY GOD!!! OWW!! WHAT THE FARK!!! .... *thud*
 
2013-12-16 06:08:57 PM
What man *doesn't* shoot his penis?!
 
2013-12-16 06:32:29 PM

UberDave: What man *doesn't* shoot his penis?!


wpmedia.fullcomment.nationalpost.com
 
2013-12-16 06:41:57 PM
Sword, yes. Gun, not so much.
 
2013-12-16 06:51:33 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 07:23:48 PM
No one was willing to put on a tourniquet?
 
2013-12-16 07:24:24 PM
I double dog Darwin you...
 
2013-12-16 07:25:06 PM
Really, Darwin would have been okay with him shooting his penis but not dying.
 
2013-12-16 07:26:22 PM
This is not the crotch shot you were looking for.
 
2013-12-16 07:27:38 PM
it was coming right for him
 
2013-12-16 07:28:54 PM
To be fair... I'm sure the penis shot first.
 
2013-12-16 07:29:51 PM
Use a safety on your handgun, folks. You really don't want it going off half cocked.
 
2013-12-16 07:30:14 PM

cowgirl toffee: To be fair... I'm sure the penis shot first.


you seen the uncut version?
 
2013-12-16 07:30:16 PM

Edsel: Really, Darwin would have been okay with him shooting his penis but not dying.


Was going to say this. Now I have to up the ante.

Darwin didn't advocate the outcome of his theory. He just suggested that it explained selection, naturally.
 
2013-12-16 07:31:44 PM
The wound itself wasn't life threatening, he simply lost the will to live after shooting his junk off.
 
2013-12-16 07:32:09 PM
If I didn't die shooting my penis off, the second shot to my head would have finished it
 
2013-12-16 07:32:10 PM
Dr Chan Hospital ?  Sounds like a reputable top notch emergency facility, you just need to know the secret phrase to get into the back room behind the chicken cages
 
2013-12-16 07:32:37 PM
He wasn't cocky.
 
2013-12-16 07:35:06 PM
imagehaul.com
 
2013-12-16 07:35:44 PM

Ghastly: The wound itself wasn't life threatening, he simply lost the will to live after shooting his junk off.


I'm not sure why it took so long to get to this comment.
 
2013-12-16 07:35:55 PM
A truck driver died after he accidentally shot off his penis.,.a homemade caliber 22 pistol with four live ammunitions and a spent shell were found in the area.

Shot OFF his penis with a .22?  Seriously, off?
That would be seriously painful, but unless he nicked an artery I don't see how that would be fatal.
 
2013-12-16 07:36:15 PM
Didn't we see this a few months back? Or is there an epidemic of this going on in the Phillipines?

Either way, effective form of birth control, no?
 
2013-12-16 07:37:56 PM
He survived the gunshot wound. Eventually died of sadness.
 
2013-12-16 07:37:57 PM
Ouch.
 
2013-12-16 07:38:26 PM

medius: cowgirl toffee: To be fair... I'm sure the penis shot first.

you seen the uncut version?


Once or twice.
 
2013-12-16 07:39:41 PM
you'll shoot your junk off, kid
 
2013-12-16 07:44:30 PM

some_beer_drinker: [imagehaul.com image 850x283]


i.imgur.com

/FTFY, with apologies to PBF.
 
2013-12-16 07:45:28 PM
Feminist.
 
2013-12-16 07:46:00 PM

mr intrepid: Didn't we see this a few months back? Or is there an epidemic of this going on in the Phillipines?

Either way, effective form of birth control, no?


Story's from August, so yes.

This one adds the detail that the gun was home-made, though.  Which does actually kind of take the stupid up to 11 (and makes the fact that it spawned the usual gun control debate even dumber in hindsight).
 
2013-12-16 07:46:01 PM
And a double Darwin on him. He still would be Darwin material even if he hadn't died.
 
2013-12-16 07:47:16 PM

Meez: Dr Chan Hospital ?  Sounds like a reputable top notch emergency facility, you just need to know the secret phrase to get into the back room behind the chicken cages


It's associated with Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
 
2013-12-16 07:48:44 PM

Twilight Farkle: some_beer_drinker: [imagehaul.com image 850x283]

[i.imgur.com image 750x250]

/FTFY, with apologies to PBF.


Heh. Nice.
 
2013-12-16 07:49:30 PM
looks like he'll never be the dick of a major corporation
 
2013-12-16 07:52:35 PM

cowgirl toffee: medius: cowgirl toffee: To be fair... I'm sure the penis shot first.

you seen the uncut version?

Once or twice.


See, I was gonna say "nah, too long."

But I decided to read through the comments to see if you'd already responded. So, you know, I wouldn't seem drunk, or a slow reader.

;) hope you're feeling better
 
2013-12-16 07:53:02 PM
I hate when guns "go off".
 
2013-12-16 07:54:28 PM
He was 37. Odds are he already had offspring. Maybe no Darwin

/unless he was in for those girly-boys over there
//boyily-girls?
///females with fenises?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-12-16 08:01:34 PM

Coronach: He was 37. Odds are he already had offspring. Maybe no Darwin

/unless he was in for those girly-boys over there
//boyily-girls?
///females with fenises?


Clevon??

www.voght.org
 
2013-12-16 08:02:04 PM

brimed03: cowgirl toffee: medius: cowgirl toffee: To be fair... I'm sure the penis shot first.

you seen the uncut version?

Once or twice.

See, I was gonna say "nah, too long."

But I decided to read through the comments to see if you'd already responded. So, you know, I wouldn't seem drunk, or a slow reader.

;) hope you're feeling better


I'm starting to feel better.  I'm starting to puke rainbows now.   See?  *blegh* :D
 
2013-12-16 08:11:24 PM
Considering it was the Phillipines he was probably a grandfather at 30.
 
2013-12-16 08:15:27 PM
just philip.  he shot the peen off.
 
2013-12-16 08:22:37 PM
I bet his friends flipped out when it happened.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-12-16 08:22:54 PM

medius: just philip.  he shot the peen off.


startrekborderlands.com
 
2013-12-16 08:25:21 PM

Coronach: He was 37. Odds are he already had offspring. Maybe no Darwin

/unless he was in for those girly-boys over there
//boyily-girls?
///females with fenises?


i.imgur.com

/Pro-tip: Don't GIS mangina with safe search off
 
2013-12-16 08:42:36 PM

Tarmangani: A truck driver died after he accidentally shot off his penis.,.a homemade caliber 22 pistol with four live ammunitions and a spent shell were found in the area.

Shot OFF his penis with a .22?  Seriously, off?
That would be seriously painful, but unless he nicked an artery I don't see how that would be fatal.


I don't know what your penis is made out of, but mine has some pretty serious veinage and artesiary going on. I'd be pretty worried about bleeding out if it were to be severed in any way.
 
2013-12-16 08:43:00 PM
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2013-12-16 08:47:41 PM

biyaaatci: Tarmangani: A truck driver died after he accidentally shot off his penis.,.a homemade caliber 22 pistol with four live ammunitions and a spent shell were found in the area.

Shot OFF his penis with a .22?  Seriously, off?
That would be seriously painful, but unless he nicked an artery I don't see how that would be fatal.

I don't know what your penis is made out of, but mine has some pretty serious veinage and artesiary going on. I'd be pretty worried about bleeding out if it were to be severed in any way.


Well, there's only one way to be sure. FOR SCIENCE!

/not me, though
 
2013-12-16 08:48:01 PM
 
2013-12-16 08:54:16 PM

d23: Coronach: He was 37. Odds are he already had offspring. Maybe no Darwin

/unless he was in for those girly-boys over there
//boyily-girls?
///females with fenises?

Clevon??


Came for this, leaving satisfied, spent.
 
2013-12-16 08:58:57 PM
Death would be alot better than walking around as a eunuch and everyone knowing why! Imagine the torment that guy woulda got when he went back to the office.
 
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