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(Telegraph)   Americans have only one man to blame for denying us access to Nigella Lawson   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Dumbass, Nigella Lawson, Americans, petty cashes, Miu Miu  
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2013-12-16 04:55:27 PM
Well, every time I do a GIS for her there are *tons* of results...no lack of access there.

Most of them are photoshopped....but WTF.

/headed for bunk
 
2013-12-16 04:57:26 PM
So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.
 
2013-12-16 05:01:41 PM
I never did like that guy.
 
2013-12-16 05:04:32 PM
How is this a scandal?  If I had an awesome job offer that would require me to be away for a long period of time, I would expect my wife to object.  I often daydream about working in Europe, but my family would hate it, and I do not begrudge them for it.

"Before she started her new show she had other offers, but she always put them off because Charles didn't like the idea of her being away from home for too long."

And why should he like it?  My father-in-law had to work overseas for two years, away from his family, because that was the only decent job he could get at the time.  Nigella Lawson has never needed to crack the U.S. market, she was and is doing just fine in England.
 
2013-12-16 05:07:50 PM
Can't really fault her for the nose candy if she had to answer to that shiat stain all of the time.
 
2013-12-16 05:13:35 PM
Meh, one more chef show is all we really need.
 
2013-12-16 05:14:50 PM
I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?
 
2013-12-16 05:15:45 PM
She said Miss Lawson told her she was unhappy partly because: "She is a very social woman, she is a people person, and Charles is quite the opposite. So many times she had to turn down going out because Charles didn't approve."

This could have probably all been avoided by not marrying your complete opposite. Or alternatively, doing what you want over the objections. Is this woman a child?
 
2013-12-16 05:18:24 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?


English chippie with big ta-tas.
 
2013-12-16 05:28:12 PM
I think not having access to her has driven Food Network around the bend. Have you seen how hard they're trying to make Rachel Ray look like she has boobs?
 
2013-12-16 05:33:58 PM
He might be a dick, but the Saatchi Gallery is fantastic.
 
2013-12-16 05:36:04 PM

FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.


I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?
 
2013-12-16 05:40:18 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.

I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?


Compared to Rachel Ray's gunt & joker smile, Martha Stewart's all-around evilness, some random old ethnic women, and a bunch of fat bleach-blond guys, yes.  Have you watched the Food Network lately?
 
Ant
2013-12-16 05:42:22 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Is this woman a child?


No, but her ex seems to be a wife beater.
pokerknave.com
 
2013-12-16 05:44:44 PM
Dear Nigella.  Please feel free to come cook for me in Oklahoma.  I have a camera.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-12-16 05:45:50 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?


Well, some people don't get out very much.
 
2013-12-16 05:46:45 PM
Hey Fark,

What's with the ScoreCard Research Crap?
 
2013-12-16 05:47:52 PM

fusillade762


I think not having access to her has driven Food Network around the bend. Have you seen how hard they're trying to make Rachel Ray look like she has boobs?


I don't envy the poor bastard who got stuck with that uphill battle.
 
2013-12-16 05:49:30 PM

FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.


The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.
 
Ant
2013-12-16 05:52:43 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.


Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.
 
2013-12-16 05:59:47 PM

memtastic: Dear Nigella.  Please feel free to come cook for me in Oklahoma.  I have a camera.


Sounds good. She can stop by my place, too.
 
2013-12-16 06:06:25 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.

I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?


Perhaps this will help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVNf9CJEUo
 
2013-12-16 06:09:01 PM

the_celt: EvilMonkeyBoy: FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.

I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?

Perhaps this will help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVNf9CJEUo

 
2013-12-16 06:10:18 PM

the_celt: EvilMonkeyBoy: FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.

I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?

Perhaps this will help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVNf9CJEUo


Damn! You know what I was getting at...

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-12-16 06:11:05 PM
Papa John?  Jimmy Dean?  Tim Horton?  Who, subby?  WHO?
 
2013-12-16 06:28:31 PM

Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.

Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.


To be fair, anyone that rich is basically guaranteed to be a sociopath with the heart and mind of a crocodile.
 
2013-12-16 06:36:42 PM

Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.

Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.


Yes, adults are not wary about such things and never question why the (20 year older rich man) is interested in them.

FunkOut: Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.

Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.

To be fair, anyone that rich is basically guaranteed to be a sociopath with the heart and mind of a crocodile.


Crocodiles do what they do because they're crocodiles. They advertise that fact by being crocodiles. Crocodiles are awesome.

Saatchi has the heart and mind of an old human who has lost interest in anything else besides the quest for more power, socially and personally.

Physically old humans are the biggest problem we have.
 
2013-12-16 07:07:04 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.

Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.

Yes, adults are not wary about such things and never question why the (20 year older rich man) is interested in them.

FunkOut: Ant: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: So you're saying that an advertising executive is manipulative and evil?  Never woulda thunk it.

The stupid bint married the p$ychopath. Unless Nigella has medically documented frontal lobe brain damage, there's no excuse for this.

Assholes never hide their asshole tendencies from people in order to lure them in.

To be fair, anyone that rich is basically guaranteed to be a sociopath with the heart and mind of a crocodile.

Crocodiles do what they do because they're crocodiles. They advertise that fact by being crocodiles. Crocodiles are awesome.

Saatchi has the heart and mind of an old human who has lost interest in anything else besides the quest for more power, socially and personally.

Physically old humans are the biggest problem we have.


The problem here is another chef who has become popular due to society's current interest in celebrity chefs who's being pushed into the spotlight more based on her looks and "sexuality" rather than by talent alone who seems to be a bit of a headcase and a snot who has bad choices in men because she is British smart, which is the equivalent of "I'm smarter than everyone else, so you foksy types can't trick an educated worldly person like me" and then in classic fashion gets paired up with a dickbag due to daddy issues.  Physically old humans have zero to do with this.
 
2013-12-16 07:31:31 PM

FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.

I can see that. So middle-aged "British Hot" with huge cans is something people are clamoring for on US Television?

Compared to Rachel Ray's gunt & joker smile, Martha Stewart's all-around evilness, some random old ethnic women, and a bunch of fat bleach-blond guys, yes.  Have you watched the Food Network lately?


Not for a long, long time. I see your point though for those that do.

I was always terrified of Giada, I don't want my cock baked.
 
2013-12-16 08:07:13 PM
She makes foods described, albeit by her, as "unctuous." That's all I really need to know.

Nigella, call me. (Making thumb and pinkie phone)
 
2013-12-16 08:42:29 PM
Wait, your spouse kind of wanting you to live in the same city as they do makes them an evil psychopath now?  And people literally on trial for criminal-level fraud are reliable sources of testimony?

// So confused.
 
2013-12-16 09:25:21 PM

The Muthaship: Papa John?  Jimmy Dean?  Tim Horton?  Who, subby?  WHO?


i blame obama.
 
2013-12-16 09:27:30 PM
Dude farking choked her in public,I can only imagine what he was like at home.
 
2013-12-16 09:45:01 PM

A Terrible Human: Dude farking choked her in public,I can only imagine what he was like at home.

 
2013-12-16 09:45:57 PM

A Terrible Human: Dude farking choked her in public,I can only imagine what he was like at home.


If what I've pieced together from other people is correct, the way couples act in private is diametrically opposed to their public behaviour.
 
2013-12-16 10:28:48 PM

FrancoFile: EvilMonkeyBoy: I've never said this before, as I pretty much never begrudge people's entertainment choices and have a pretty decent awareness of what's going on in pop culture.

After searching, the only thing I can say is...

Who?

English chippie with big ta-tas.


She's not a carpenter.
 
2013-12-16 11:58:38 PM

A Terrible Human: Dude farking choked her in public,I can only imagine what he was like at home.


THIS is what I keep thinking when I see articles about her.

Not that I read the article ...
 
2013-12-17 01:14:43 AM

Jim_Callahan: Wait, your spouse kind of wanting you to live in the same city as they do makes them an evil psychopath now?  And people literally on trial for criminal-level fraud are reliable sources of testimony?

// So confused.


Guy is a real actual sociopath with violent tendencies.. but yes, every word these witnesses say is highly suspect. They stole a metric assload from long-term trusting employers (always gets you extra hate from judges), are looking at a long time in jail and are lashing out wildly at anyone and everyone to try to get off.
 
2013-12-17 08:22:16 AM
Thanks, Obama!

oh, wait...
 
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