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(The Blemish)   Snooki quit drinking after tainting her breast milk which exploded over her dress   (theblemish.com) divider line 54
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2013-12-16 04:19:46 PM
no way in hell am I clicking on that
 
2013-12-16 04:26:42 PM
i have no interest in snooki's taint.
 
2013-12-16 04:42:46 PM
Make it go away.
drop.ndtv.com
 
2013-12-16 05:01:17 PM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 05:06:57 PM

theblemish.com


Makes more money than 95 % of people.

/just let that sink in a moment
 
2013-12-16 05:23:38 PM
Isn't that an unusual location on the body for a breasticle?  But then, we're talking Oompah Loompahs again.
 
2013-12-16 05:34:33 PM
I'm guessing that orange colored milk stains real bad.
 
2013-12-16 05:51:31 PM
Looks like she picked the wrong week to quit tainting.
 
2013-12-16 05:57:31 PM
If I try to think of what the words of this headline mean together, I want to drink until I pass out.
 
2013-12-16 06:05:01 PM
Woaaah tainted milk
Woaaah tainted milk
Don't touch me please... seriously, don't touch me, you're gross
 
2013-12-16 06:14:51 PM
Should I be glad I've never heard of Snooki?
 
2013-12-16 06:29:21 PM

Creoena: Should I be glad I've never heard of Snooki?


Yes.

In fact, avoid anything that says Snooki, J-Wow, the Situation, or JS (Jersey Shore). Or anyone orange.
 
2013-12-16 06:36:37 PM
saki flavored milk .....
would never beat sucking at that teat
 
2013-12-16 06:50:42 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Make it go away.


What the hell is wrong with her jaw?
 
2013-12-16 06:52:33 PM
Actually, I think I found the answer.

i1002.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 06:56:35 PM

theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]


Look at that.  I wonder why he did that.  I mean, aside from being a dick.
 
2013-12-16 07:19:22 PM
Why did I read that. I wish I was dead.
 
2013-12-16 07:28:54 PM

AeAe: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

Look at that.  I wonder why he did that.  I mean, aside from being a dick.


Yeah, frankly that gif leaves me feeling oddly unsatisfied.

Damn you theorellior, I want answers!

My guess is she's indicating the size of his penis with her right hand...
 
2013-12-16 07:29:02 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
"She can't even breast feed our kid, Manny. Her milk is so polluted, I can't even feed a farkin' little baby with her!"
 
2013-12-16 07:30:13 PM
May this be the last snooki article I ever read.  This is how I want to remember her.
 
2013-12-16 07:31:00 PM

theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]


I really could watch that all day.
 
2013-12-16 07:40:03 PM

unyon: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

I really could watch that all day.


This.

I often curse under my breath at the sense of honor that my father imparted to me as a yout, because I cannot ever do this unless the biatch is coming at me with a knife or something.

Otherwise, its a great moral code, but there are occasional hiccups.
 
2013-12-16 07:47:05 PM

theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]


The most well-deserved, beautifully executed face-punch in history.
 
2013-12-16 07:50:41 PM
www.bourgy.com
www.nightbiscuit.com
 
2013-12-16 07:57:15 PM

AeAe: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

Look at that.  I wonder why he did that.  I mean, aside from being a dick.


A dick?  Sir, that man is an American Hero.
 
2013-12-16 08:20:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABi6f-4uug

It's almost impossible to find a link to this with all the shiatty dubs and remixes.
 
2013-12-16 08:32:54 PM
I've never watched the show but I have seen that gif. Other than being a dick, and out of curiosity, why did he sucker punch her like that?

/it's hypnotic
 
2013-12-16 08:44:43 PM

AeAe: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

Look at that.  I wonder why he did that.  I mean, aside from being a dick.


That was enough. Snooki was being a dick.
 
2013-12-16 08:45:09 PM

Random Internet Persona: I've never watched the show but I have seen that gif. Other than being a dick, and out of curiosity, why did he sucker punch her like that?

/it's hypnotic


She was running her mouth, thinking a guy wouldn't hit her and the guy she was barking at happened to be a psychopath.
 
2013-12-16 09:09:49 PM

MagSeven: Random Internet Persona: I've never watched the show but I have seen that gif. Other than being a dick, and out of curiosity, why did he sucker punch her like that?

/it's hypnotic

She was running her mouth, thinking a guy wouldn't hit her and the guy she was barking at happened to be a psychopath.


he also seems to clip the nose of the guy between them, so he is a ninja that hit two unsuspecting people in one punch.
 
2013-12-16 09:13:46 PM

unfarkingbelievable: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

The most well-deserved, beautifully executed face-punch in history.


If you look at it, it's kind of a two-fer; the guy next to him gets whacked, too.
 
2013-12-16 10:18:12 PM

JerkStore: unfarkingbelievable: theorellior: Actually, I think I found the answer.

[i1002.photobucket.com image 320x181]

The most well-deserved, beautifully executed face-punch in history.

If you look at it, it's kind of a two-fer; the guy next to him gets whacked, too.


POW right in the kisser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPrXvRgDMs
 
2013-12-16 11:00:19 PM
blog.nokia.co.za
 
2013-12-16 11:03:47 PM
on the other hand, reading that makes me want to drink more.
 
2013-12-16 11:08:55 PM
human garbage.

/Not just her
//All Italians.
 
2013-12-16 11:11:37 PM
Jebus, wasn't her 15 minutes over about a half hour ago?
 
2013-12-16 11:25:37 PM

Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]


I can name Einstien, Dawkins, Hawking, Darwin and Segan. I am going to guess the woman is Madame Curry. Am i still part of the problem?
 
2013-12-16 11:25:53 PM

LemSkroob: human garbage.

/Not just her
//All Italians.


Nana?
 
2013-12-16 11:40:44 PM

kibbled: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name Einstien, Dawkins, Hawking, Darwin and Segan. I am going to guess the woman is Madame Curry. Am i still part of the problem?


Well considering there is no Curry, it's Curie, and there's two women on there. So maybe yeah, you may be.

That's a little bit different than the one I used to see around, like someone swapped out a few pics. I can name Einstein, Freud, Darwin, Sagan, Hawking, Curie, Tesla and Paine. But that third column looks like someone swapped out the pics above and below Paine for different ones.
 
2013-12-16 11:48:38 PM

kibbled: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name Einstien, Dawkins, Hawking, Darwin and Segan. I am going to guess the woman is Madame Curry. Am i still part of the problem?


if you can name one besides Einstein i'm sure you're doing better than Snooki, and i won't assume she would be able to name him either.
 
2013-12-17 12:05:22 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Well considering there is no Curry, it's Curie, and there's two women on there. So maybe yeah, you may be.


Now I want to open a restaurant called Madame Curry's.
 
2013-12-17 12:12:44 AM

gfid: Dingleberry Dickwad: Well considering there is no Curry, it's Curie, and there's two women on there. So maybe yeah, you may be.

Now I want to open a restaurant called Madame Curry's.


It's been done.
 
2013-12-17 12:39:12 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: kibbled: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name Einstien, Dawkins, Hawking, Darwin and Segan. I am going to guess the woman is Madame Curry. Am i still part of the problem?

Well considering there is no Curry, it's Curie, and there's two women on there. So maybe yeah, you may be.

That's a little bit different than the one I used to see around, like someone swapped out a few pics. I can name Einstein, Freud, Darwin, Sagan, Hawking, Curie, Tesla and Paine. But that third column looks like someone swapped out the pics above and below Paine for different ones.


The woman above Paine I'm drawing a blank on. Below Paine is Hitchens. Not entirely sure he belongs. What did he do besides being an acerbic, boozy polemicist? Then again, they put up Freud, who was so full of shiat his eyes were brown. OK. Sure. Christopher Hitchens. Why not?
 
2013-12-17 12:49:15 AM

forgotmydamnusername: Dingleberry Dickwad: kibbled: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name Einstien, Dawkins, Hawking, Darwin and Segan. I am going to guess the woman is Madame Curry. Am i still part of the problem?

Well considering there is no Curry, it's Curie, and there's two women on there. So maybe yeah, you may be.

That's a little bit different than the one I used to see around, like someone swapped out a few pics. I can name Einstein, Freud, Darwin, Sagan, Hawking, Curie, Tesla and Paine. But that third column looks like someone swapped out the pics above and below Paine for different ones.

The woman above Paine I'm drawing a blank on. Below Paine is Hitchens. Not entirely sure he belongs. What did he do besides being an acerbic, boozy polemicist? Then again, they put up Freud, who was so full of shiat his eyes were brown. OK. Sure. Christopher Hitchens. Why not?


I found the one I had seen previously. Instead of Hitchens and the other woman they had Newton and Gertrude Elion. If you hover your mouse over the pic on the site I linked it will actually bring up the persons name and if you click it will bring you to the wiki on that person. I had to hover for Elion though.
 
2013-12-17 12:50:23 AM

Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]


I can name all but the people in the right column of three. Who are they?
 
2013-12-17 12:56:13 AM

katerbug72: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name all but the people in the right column of three. Who are they?


According to this site they're Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Thomas Paine, Christopher Hitchens. I'll leave you to google who they are and why they're on that poster as it's getting late.
 
2013-12-17 04:31:18 AM

namatad: saki flavored milk .....
would never beat sucking at that teat


Are you craxy? That sounds awesome.

/ would bang
 
2013-12-17 07:17:42 AM

MagSeven: Random Internet Persona: I've never watched the show but I have seen that gif. Other than being a dick, and out of curiosity, why did he sucker punch her like that?

/it's hypnotic

She was running her mouth, thinking a guy wouldn't hit her and the guy she was barking at happened to be a psychopath.


They were at a bar and he grabbed one of the shots that was for them.

She, rightly, gave him shiat for it.
 
2013-12-17 08:44:28 AM
So, she comes with a white russian maker.

I'm sold, where can I put a ring on it.
 
2013-12-17 08:46:12 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: katerbug72: Saturn5: [blog.nokia.co.za image 850x510]

I can name all but the people in the right column of three. Who are they?

According to this site they're Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Thomas Paine, Christopher Hitchens. I'll leave you to google who they are and why they're on that poster as it's getting late.


Thanks!
 
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