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(Opposing Views)   Hard: Coming out of the closet. Harder: Coming out of the closet of a house you were attempting to rob before the homeowner got his gun   (opposingviews.com) divider line 25
    More: Fail, Leon Winder, homeowners, burglary, hiding  
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2013-12-16 04:42:35 PM
Repeat
 
2013-12-16 04:42:48 PM
Dupe from last week....
 
2013-12-16 04:43:21 PM
Well, R.Kelly shouldn't have been in the closet with Tom Cruise then!

/ I keed
 
2013-12-16 04:44:53 PM
Damn closests.
 
2013-12-16 04:45:25 PM
cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-12-16 04:45:48 PM

JammerJim: Damn closests.


I would have gotten into the farthest, speaking for myself.
 
2013-12-16 04:50:41 PM

farkingismybusiness: [cdn-media.hollywood.com image 638x425]


Nice.
 
2013-12-16 04:53:53 PM
There was an old COPS show (or the equivalent) that featured a guy who was hiding in a bedroom closet. Apparently he had about 10 feet to go from the closet to the window. He made about 7 feet before someone else in the room shot him with 00 buckshot. It was pretty gruesome even with all the pixelation.

Lesson learned. Leave the window you come in by open and always keep one foot pointed at it. I guess.
 
2013-12-16 05:02:30 PM
It gets better..?
 
2013-12-16 05:02:49 PM
The intruder, later identified as 37-year-old John Buck Fields, was treated for a non-life threatening gunshot wound at a nearby hospital. According to Hampton Police, Fields faces a charge of burglary once he leaves the hospital.

This is why you need to practice and stay away from those ghetto blaster cartridges like .25 and .32 ACP.
 
2013-12-16 05:03:35 PM

Bslim: It gets better.. a sweater?

 
2013-12-16 05:05:44 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: There was an old COPS show (or the equivalent) that featured a guy who was hiding in a bedroom closet. Apparently he had about 10 feet to go from the closet to the window. He made about 7 feet before someone else in the room shot him with 00 buckshot. It was pretty gruesome even with all the pixelation.

Lesson learned. Leave the window you come in by open and always keep one foot pointed at it. I guess.


I usually go out the door.
 
2013-12-16 05:09:23 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: TheShavingofOccam123: There was an old COPS show (or the equivalent) that featured a guy who was hiding in a bedroom closet. Apparently he had about 10 feet to go from the closet to the window. He made about 7 feet before someone else in the room shot him with 00 buckshot. It was pretty gruesome even with all the pixelation.

Lesson learned. Leave the window you come in by open and always keep one foot pointed at it. I guess.

I usually go out the door.


Through the door or through the window, out you two pixies go!
 
2013-12-16 05:18:08 PM

Eirik: Through the door or through the window, out you two pixies go!


Dig me, I'm givin' out wings!
 
2013-12-16 05:20:47 PM
Fields (pictured)

THERE IS NO PICTURE.

Damn, OV sucks.
 
2013-12-16 05:26:13 PM

fusillade762: Fields (pictured)

THERE IS NO PICTURE.

Damn, OV sucks.


Click the link in article "The Virginia Pilot" and it has the photo.

Link here

http://hamptonroads.com/2013/12/police-hampton-man-76-shoots-intrude r- arm

/half of all people are below average
 
2013-12-16 05:26:23 PM

joness0154: Dupe from last week....


OV needed some time to change facts before posting their version.
 
2013-12-16 05:29:34 PM
What's real hard is staying in the closet when the gal you've been farking husband comes home.
 
2013-12-16 05:31:52 PM

farkingismybusiness: [cdn-media.hollywood.com image 638x425]


You're welcome :-)

http://www.fark.com/comments/8054818/88112601#c88112601
 
2013-12-16 05:32:59 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: There was an old COPS show (or the equivalent) that featured a guy who was hiding in a bedroom closet. Apparently he had about 10 feet to go from the closet to the window. He made about 7 feet before someone else in the room shot him with 00 buckshot. It was pretty gruesome even with all the pixelation.

Lesson learned. Leave the window you come in by open and always keep one foot pointed at it. I guess.


Being a lazy b@stard, i'm just going to stick with my tried-and-true method of "Don't be Stealin".  I haven't ever been shot not stealin, so it seems to work pretty well.
 
2013-12-16 05:40:12 PM
Oopsie.
 
2013-12-16 05:46:04 PM
Did he get the Package?

/he got the Package Myrna!
//who got the Package?
///the Pastor got the Package!
 
2013-12-16 06:01:00 PM
Police add that Winder will not face any charges in the shooting.

GOOD. Cuz in CA you'd be hauled off.
 
2013-12-16 06:04:50 PM
Note to self: Cancel Grandpa's surprise party.
 
2013-12-16 06:06:16 PM

Skyd1v: Being a lazy b@stard, i'm just going to stick with my tried-and-true method of "Don't be Stealin". I haven't ever been shot not stealin, so it seems to work pretty well.


I've been shot at while ain't doing nothing but minding my own business, but that's Chicago for you.
 
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