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(ABC News)   The pro's guide to last-minute Christmas shopping, like there's any other kind   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Christmas, L.L. Bean, Bass Pro Shops, first-class mail  
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2013-12-16 05:49:59 PM  
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About 20 years ago, I completed all my Christmas shopping in September. It was awesome. Bought everything on sale. I swore I'd never not do it again. I've never done it since.
2013-12-16 05:34:46 PM  
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Mr. Coffee Nerves: 1. Always go up in diameter on sex toys. If it's too big, they'll be flattered. If it's too small, they'll have a project for those cold winter nights.

This must be a new definition of the word flattered that I am unfamiliar with. I would assume most women don't appreciate the assumption that they have a huge and cavernous lady part.
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