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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Woman gets caught in jail search with marijuana pipe in her hooha. Bonus points for the reporting officer who stated the pipe had a "marijuana" odor   (kfor.com) divider line 73
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2013-12-16 03:48:31 PM
There is a "stink weed" joke in here somewhere but I'm having a hard time putting it together.
 
2013-12-16 04:25:29 PM
<weezer>I've got my gash pipe!</weezer>
 
2013-12-16 04:28:18 PM
localtvkfor.files.wordpress.com

Worst shotgun evar.
 
2013-12-16 04:29:31 PM
Why smuggle a pipe? You can make one out of anything
 
2013-12-16 04:30:03 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-16 04:30:33 PM
Scent of a woman indeed.

Hoo-ha.
 
2013-12-16 04:32:12 PM
That is a very rough 25. Also, she looks like Emilio Estevez in a wig.
 
2013-12-16 04:32:17 PM
FTA: According to authorities, 25-year-old Ericka Marie Danna was arrested, accused of causing a disturbance outside of a home on the 3500 block of N.W. 17th St. Saturday.

localtvkfor.files.wordpress.com

That's a rough 25.
 
2013-12-16 04:32:56 PM
Wow... that cop is half drug dog and half fishmonger!

...and i guess some cop too. Ok... that brings the percentages down a bit. Lets say.... oh... 40/40/20.

That's fair I guess.
 
2013-12-16 04:34:28 PM
My specialty is Stanky Tuna. It's a crossbreed between Purple Stank and Hash Gash.
 
2013-12-16 04:35:08 PM
I hope he pulled it out of her cavity and then suggestively ran it under his nose right in front of her. That's how it plays out in my mind anyway.
 
2013-12-16 04:36:36 PM
Sticky icky.
 
2013-12-16 04:37:51 PM
I think he took it home and smoked it.  Awwwwwwww tuna bong baby!
 
2013-12-16 04:39:44 PM

SecretAgentWoman: There is a "stink weed" joke in here somewhere but I'm having a hard time putting it together.


Or a Mexican Ditch Weed...
 
2013-12-16 04:40:00 PM

Sgygus: Sticky icky.



The real ooey-gooey.
 
2013-12-16 04:40:22 PM
Was her name Mary Jane? Were his exact words, in fact, that the pipe "smelled like Mary Jane?"

Because that'd be farkin' hilarious.
 
2013-12-16 04:43:00 PM
That has to be up there in worst jobs ever. Being the woman at a woman prison who does the cavity checks.  You often have to have a 4 year criminal justice degree too.
 
2013-12-16 04:43:19 PM

DOCTORD000M: FTA: According to authorities, 25-year-old Ericka Marie Danna was arrested, accused of causing a disturbance outside of a home on the 3500 block of N.W. 17th St. Saturday.

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That's a rough 25.


The candle that burns twice as bright or something.
 
2013-12-16 04:43:44 PM
Every time I see a kfor.com link, I look for the name and pic first.  It wouldn't be the first time someone I know has ended up on their page for stupid shiat.

I think someone replaced the 3 and 8 keys on the author's keyboard with 2 and 5 and that the author never learned to type properly.

/still waiting on that Oklahoma tag
 
2013-12-16 04:44:13 PM
Sure it smelled like pot, but what did it taste like?
 
2013-12-16 04:44:16 PM

DOCTORD000M: FTA: According to authorities, 25-year-old Ericka Marie Danna was arrested, accused of causing a disturbance outside of a home on the 3500 block of N.W. 17th St. Saturday.

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That's a rough 25. man, baby.

 
2013-12-16 04:45:31 PM
I think she'll get off... on these charges.

It's likely she'll argue that she was only trying to hide the pipe when she saw the police and then forgot about it later only to have it discovered during the cavity search.

It seems unlikely that she planned this ahead of time.

Unless she makes a habit of stuffing pipes in her wahoo on the off chance she ends up in the pokey.
 
2013-12-16 04:48:08 PM
"What actually happens when you recreate the classic 'kicked out of the house and all your stuff gets thrown on the lawn' sitcom trope in real life"
 
2013-12-16 04:49:16 PM

cgraves67: I hope he pulled it out of her cavity and then suggestively ran it under his nose right in front of her. That's how it plays out in my mind anyway.


It was probably found by a her.  Hmmmm.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-12-16 04:49:30 PM
Sin_City_Superhero

Sure it smelled like pot, but what did it taste like?


Like the Jersey boardwalk after midnight.
 
2013-12-16 04:51:26 PM
Reminds me of a story I heard in jail one time...

Long story short, dude is hiding from the cops and tries to hide a baggie of dope up his butt, try as he might, it keeps popping out. The cops find him and as he's being cuffed the baggie drops out his pants leg. The cops pick it up (no gloves) and pass it around, sniffing it, all confirming it is dope and high fiving each other for their big bust...
 
2013-12-16 04:54:08 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-16 04:56:35 PM

Diacetylmorphine: Reminds me of a story I heard in jail one time...

Long story short, dude is hiding from the cops and tries to hide a baggie of dope up his butt, try as he might, it keeps popping out. The cops find him and as he's being cuffed the baggie drops out his pants leg.

    -insert better punchline here-
 
2013-12-16 04:56:45 PM
They later pulled a bong out of her asshole.
 
2013-12-16 04:57:56 PM

Yellow Beard: That is a very rough 25. Also, she looks like Emilio Estevez in a wig.


Lol thats true, I'm watching young guns right now. Farking near twins.
 
2013-12-16 04:59:42 PM
Sounds fishy.
 
2013-12-16 05:00:18 PM
The War On DrugsTM

A lame excuse for perverts to molest women.
 
2013-12-16 05:01:38 PM
She wanted to get a seaweed high.
 
2013-12-16 05:02:38 PM

gilatrout: muggle a pipe? You can make one out of anything


That "trying to bring contraband into the jail " crap is a BS charge. She was (i'm guessing) trying to hide it from the arresting officers, not trying to smuggle it into the jail. She was caught with it during booking. There was no intent to smuggle anything into the jail.

The original intent of that statute was for COs or other staff that smuggle drugs/contraband into correctional facilities.
 
2013-12-16 05:05:20 PM
Mom?
 
2013-12-16 05:10:13 PM

Yellow Beard: That is a very rough 25. Also, she looks like Emilio Estevez in a wig.


That's rough for 45.
 
2013-12-16 05:14:02 PM

Yellow Beard: she looks like Emilio Estevez in a wig.


I gotta be honest...I don't think I've ever seen Emilio Estevez in a wig.
 
2013-12-16 05:16:00 PM
At least the officer did not mace it.
 
2013-12-16 05:19:32 PM
Yeah but they missed the crack pipe.
 
2013-12-16 05:22:43 PM

Diacetylmorphine: gilatrout: muggle a pipe? You can make one out of anything

That "trying to bring contraband into the jail " crap is a BS charge. She was (i'm guessing) trying to hide it from the arresting officers, not trying to smuggle it into the jail. She was caught with it during booking. There was no intent to smuggle anything into the jail.

The original intent of that statute was for COs or other staff that smuggle drugs/contraband into correctional facilities.


My thoughts as well.
 
2013-12-16 05:23:35 PM

gilatrout: Why smuggle a pipe? You can make one out of anything


QFT - even in jail
 
2013-12-16 05:28:32 PM

mjjt: [GYN convention.jpg]


I saw that in Hustler about 35 years ago.
 
2013-12-16 05:36:51 PM

traylor: Yeah but they missed the crack pipe.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-12-16 05:43:33 PM
Skank weed
 
2013-12-16 05:58:36 PM

Yellow Beard: That is a very rough 25. Also, she looks like Emilio Estevez in a wig.


DOCTORD000M: FTA: According to authorities, 25-year-old Ericka Marie Danna was arrested, accused of causing a disturbance outside of a home on the 3500 block of N.W. 17th St. Saturday.

[localtvkfor.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

That's a rough 25.


Usually on fark the "rough" comments come from people who think 50 year old women all look like Hollywood actresses who have had personal trainers, plastic surgery, and botox so they should look 30.

But in this case, that's a farking rough 25.  Just the bags under her eyes would make her a rough 35.
 
2013-12-16 06:05:10 PM
If any of you were ever wondering what the expression "Ridden hard and put away wet" looks like, tadaa..
 
2013-12-16 06:13:54 PM

andyofne: I think she'll get off... on these charges.

It's likely she'll argue that she was only trying to hide the pipe when she saw the police and then forgot about it later only to have it discovered during the cavity search.

It seems unlikely that she planned this ahead of time.

Unless she makes a habit of stuffing pipes in her wahoo on the off chance she ends up in the pokey.


I keep a few joints stuffed into my wee-hole in case of emergencies.

/It's sterile and I like the taste
 
2013-12-16 06:17:29 PM
Gash Stash
 
2013-12-16 06:19:20 PM
Was there still weed in the pipe?
 
2013-12-16 06:20:51 PM
First link I posted stupid autocorrect changed marijuana to marinara which would open up further discussion
 
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