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2013-12-16 02:48:02 PM
The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.
 
2013-12-16 02:52:36 PM
I've got to crooooow
 
2013-12-16 02:55:27 PM
Why would you name a sequel like that? It's not farking clever.
 
2013-12-16 02:56:00 PM

foo monkey: The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.


Yea, this.

While I'm 99% sure it won't be as funny as the first one, I'm more than willing to give it the chance to prove me otherwise.

Also:

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2013-12-16 03:01:25 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Why would you name a sequel like that? It's not farking clever.


This.  It's not like the building moved across the street.
 
2013-12-16 03:02:27 PM

RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.


Try watching the trailer.
 
2013-12-16 03:11:02 PM

RedPhoenix122: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Why would you name a sequel like that? It's not farking clever.

This.  It's not like the building moved across the street.


Haha, you tools.
 
2013-12-16 03:39:19 PM

kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.


At work, so I can't.
 
2013-12-16 03:41:15 PM

RedPhoenix122: kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.

At work, so I can't.


Ohh I thought you were being sarcastic.

From the trailer: "The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back. So we're moving you across the street."
 
2013-12-16 03:43:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: RedPhoenix122: kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.

At work, so I can't.

Ohh I thought you were being sarcastic.

From the trailer: "The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back. So we're moving you across the street."


And...wow, I didn't think they'd actually do it...
 
2013-12-16 03:48:57 PM

RedPhoenix122: scottydoesntknow: RedPhoenix122: kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.

At work, so I can't.

Ohh I thought you were being sarcastic.

From the trailer: "The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back. So we're moving you across the street."

And...wow, I didn't think they'd actually do it...


Your reaction is the punchline of the title.  That was the joke.
 
2013-12-16 03:50:32 PM

scottydoesntknow: foo monkey: The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.

Yea, this.

While I'm 99% sure it won't be as funny as the first one, I'm more than willing to give it the chance to prove me otherwise.

Also:

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fark you, Miles Davis!

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2013-12-16 03:53:37 PM

foo monkey: scottydoesntknow: foo monkey: The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.

Yea, this.

While I'm 99% sure it won't be as funny as the first one, I'm more than willing to give it the chance to prove me otherwise.

Also:

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fark you, Miles Davis!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x289]


www.picgifs.com

/I could do gifs of that movie all day!
 
2013-12-16 04:10:30 PM
The first movie was better than it had any right to be. I'm guessing the second will be as well.
 
2013-12-16 04:10:38 PM

thamike: Your reaction is the punchline of the title.  That was the joke.


Doesn't make me want to watch it.
 
2013-12-16 04:16:53 PM
In 1993, I'm not sure what I expected Ice Cube to be doing.  But yelling at beer cans and starring in remakes of 21 Jump Street would not have been my guess.
 
2013-12-16 04:17:52 PM

rcantley: In 1993, I'm not sure what I expected Ice Cube to be doing.  But yelling at beer cans and starring in remakes of 21 Jump Street would not have been my guess.


i925.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 04:18:43 PM

RedPhoenix122: thamike: Your reaction is the punchline of the title.  That was the joke.

Doesn't make me want to watch it.


You sound like you would be REALLY fun to party with...
 
2013-12-16 04:21:48 PM
I loved the first one!  LOVED!  I watch it whenever it's on (which is 24/7 on Starz).  I had no opinions of 21 Jump Street (the show), Jonah Hill or Channing Tatum and I loved the shiat out of the movie!

/fark you, Glee!
 
2013-12-16 04:25:08 PM
Hey Korean Jesus. I know you are busy, but please, I hope you can ensure that this movie is hilarious. Thank you.
 
2013-12-16 04:25:34 PM
I'm gonna be lazer hawk-eye for Richard Grieco.  I just have a feeling he'll be the cameo in this one.
 
2013-12-16 04:27:10 PM
scottydoesntknow:

Also:

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Every time I see this picture, I am compelled to point out that he does not say "isotope." He says "isotoner."
 
2013-12-16 04:27:36 PM
First one was not bad. But sometimes Its fun to watch a stupid movie. I may not see it in the theaters but Ill see it at some point. Its fun to have a few drinks and see a really dumb goofy movie. I think, sometimes people over analyze movies.
 
2013-12-16 04:29:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 04:30:57 PM

RedPhoenix122: scottydoesntknow: RedPhoenix122: kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.

At work, so I can't.

Ohh I thought you were being sarcastic.

From the trailer: "The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back. So we're moving you across the street."

And...wow, I didn't think they'd actually do it...


Yeh, but when this one makes money THEN what are they gonna do?  It's not like they could somehow justify 23Jump Street.
 
2013-12-16 04:32:25 PM
I about died when the coach said they gave him a vagina after Schmidt shot his dick off
 
2013-12-16 04:33:05 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Why would you name a sequel like that? It's not farking clever.



Ocean's 11 -> Ocean's 12 was clever.  This is stupid.
 
2013-12-16 04:33:29 PM

GoodyearPimp: RedPhoenix122: scottydoesntknow: RedPhoenix122: kronicfeld: RedPhoenix122: This. It's not like the building moved across the street.

Try watching the trailer.

At work, so I can't.

Ohh I thought you were being sarcastic.

From the trailer: "The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back. So we're moving you across the street."

And...wow, I didn't think they'd actually do it...

Yeh, but when this one makes money THEN what are they gonna do?  It's not like they could somehow justify 23Jump Street.


21 Jump Street 2: Return to The Koren Church?
 
2013-12-16 04:33:48 PM

whosits_112: I about died when the coach said they gave him a vagina after Schmidt shot his dick off


"Hey guess what? I'm Eric's biatch!"
"Ugh, no you're not."
"YES I AM!"

/Yea I lost it there too
 
2013-12-16 04:34:10 PM
I will be getting outrageously drunk with a large group of friends and heading to the theater the day this comes out.

I thought the first one would be stupid, and fell out of my chair laughing. Looks like this one will be more of the same.

And I'm a-ok with that.
 
2013-12-16 04:35:37 PM

foo monkey: The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.


Yeah, I wasn't expecting much from the first one, but I enjoyed it(I got a kick out of the cameos at the end). I see almost nothing in this one that makes me feel like it was necessary though. This really does look horrible.

22 Jump Street: Beating a Dead Horse
 
2013-12-16 04:36:21 PM

scottydoesntknow: whosits_112: I about died when the coach said they gave him a vagina after Schmidt shot his dick off

"Hey guess what? I'm Eric's biatch!"
"Ugh, no you're not."
"YES I AM!"

/Yea I lost it there too


"YOU OWN THIS ASS!"

Strategeryz0r: I will be getting outrageously drunk with a large group of friends and heading to the theater the day this comes out.

I thought the first one would be stupid, and fell out of my chair laughing. Looks like this one will be more of the same.

And I'm a-ok with that.


Thankfully, we have several glorious theaters in my area that serves food and alcohol right in the theater, so I will be getting drunk WHILE watching this film with my friends. I guess I better call a cab afterwards!
 
2013-12-16 04:37:54 PM

rcantley: In 1993, I'm not sure what I expected Ice Cube to be doing.  But yelling at beer cans and starring in remakes of 21 Jump Street would not have been my guess.


"Don't fark no STUDENTS.  Don't fark no TEACHERS."

whosits_112: Hey Korean Jesus. I know you are busy, but please, I hope you can ensure that this movie is hilarious. Thank you.


"Hey! stop farking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shiat!"

/I loved it
 
2013-12-16 04:38:24 PM
I think what mad the first one was the fact that no one took themselves serious, they knew it was schlock and they had fun with it. And it paid off, it got you laughing even though it was some of the stupidest shiat put to screen. I welcome more of the same and Im starting to fall in bro love with Channing Tatum, especially after his cameo in This Is The End
 
2013-12-16 04:38:47 PM
I am also in the "the first movie was freaking hilarious" camp after catching it on cable and I will definitely give this one a chance.

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2013-12-16 04:41:49 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: I think what mad the first one was the fact that no one took themselves serious, they knew it was schlock and they had fun with it. And it paid off, it got you laughing even though it was some of the stupidest shiat put to screen. I welcome more of the same and Im starting to fall in bro love with Channing Tatum, especially after his cameo in This Is The End


Yep, they basically took damn near every action movie trope out there and turned it on its head. It's one of the reasons I think the title works so well for this. NOTHING is sacred, not even the "21 Jump Street" title.
 
2013-12-16 04:43:07 PM

foo monkey: scottydoesntknow: foo monkey: The first one looked stupid, but it was pretty damned funny.

Yea, this.

While I'm 99% sure it won't be as funny as the first one, I'm more than willing to give it the chance to prove me otherwise.

Also:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 460x428]

fark you, Miles Davis!

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x289]


I loved that he improvised that whole scene.
 
2013-12-16 04:43:55 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: I think what mad the first one was the fact that no one took themselves serious, they knew it was schlock and they had fun with it. And it paid off, it got you laughing even though it was some of the stupidest shiat put to screen. I welcome more of the same and Im starting to fall in bro love with Channing Tatum, especially after his cameo in This Is The End


www.catsafterme.com

What's not to love? Channing is a pretty hot chick!
 
2013-12-16 04:44:26 PM

whosits_112: Strategeryz0r: I will be getting outrageously drunk with a large group of friends and heading to the theater the day this comes out.

I thought the first one would be stupid, and fell out of my chair laughing. Looks like this one will be more of the same.

And I'm a-ok with that.

Thankfully, we have several glorious theaters in my area that serves food and alcohol right in the theater, so I will be getting drunk WHILE watching this film with my friends. I guess I better call a cab afterwards!


Yeah we just had a new theater open up with these DBOX motion seats and a proper bar.

Thinking I shall go there, after getting gloriously drunk beforehand.
 
2013-12-16 04:51:26 PM

scottydoesntknow: Yep, they basically took damn near every action movie trope out there and turned it on its head. It's one of the reasons I think the title works so well for this. NOTHING is sacred, not even the "21 Jump Street" title.


Best part is there is a quote from the first one where they more or less admit such

We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shiat from the past and expect us all not to notice.
 
2013-12-16 05:06:04 PM

whosits_112: IdBeCrazyIf: I think what mad the first one was the fact that no one took themselves serious, they knew it was schlock and they had fun with it. And it paid off, it got you laughing even though it was some of the stupidest shiat put to screen. I welcome more of the same and Im starting to fall in bro love with Channing Tatum, especially after his cameo in This Is The End

[www.catsafterme.com image 320x240]

What's not to love? Channing is a pretty hot chick!


Whenever I see that picture, I hear Ryan Styles' voice.
 
2013-12-16 05:20:47 PM
They should have done something funny in the trailer to make people want to see more.
 
2013-12-16 05:31:34 PM

LeroyBourne: I'm gonna be lazer hawk-eye for Richard Grieco.  I just have a feeling he'll be the cameo in this one.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Greico in the first one too, with Johnny Depp at the end? Was he not the other undercover DEA agent that got killed with Depp?
 
2013-12-16 05:33:00 PM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: LeroyBourne: I'm gonna be lazer hawk-eye for Richard Grieco.  I just have a feeling he'll be the cameo in this one.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Greico in the first one too, with Johnny Depp at the end? Was he not the other undercover DEA agent that got killed with Depp?


No, that was Peter DeLuise. Greico was left out of the first one.
 
2013-12-16 05:48:37 PM

scottydoesntknow: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: LeroyBourne: I'm gonna be lazer hawk-eye for Richard Grieco.  I just have a feeling he'll be the cameo in this one.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Greico in the first one too, with Johnny Depp at the end? Was he not the other undercover DEA agent that got killed with Depp?

No, that was Peter DeLuise. Greico was left out of the first one.


www.about-face.org

R.I.P. Greico

 
2013-12-16 06:09:41 PM

RedPhoenix122: thamike: Your reaction is the punchline of the title.  That was the joke.

Doesn't make me want to watch it.


i1.ytimg.com

NYEH!
 
2013-12-16 06:16:17 PM

scottydoesntknow: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: LeroyBourne: I'm gonna be lazer hawk-eye for Richard Grieco.  I just have a feeling he'll be the cameo in this one.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Greico in the first one too, with Johnny Depp at the end? Was he not the other undercover DEA agent that got killed with Depp?

No, that was Peter DeLuise. Greico was left out of the first one.


Didn't DeLuise change his name to Michael Buble?
 
2013-12-16 06:20:45 PM
I had no idea who Channing Tatum was before seeing the first movie, and he and Jonah Hill made it an enjoyable enough experience that I would have been pleased with it even without the cameos at the end.  I'm willing to give them another shot.

Also, it's the first movie I can recall that debated the merits of "single-strapping vs. double-strapping" and since I'm back in school but crazy old, it's definitely noticeable.  I'm a single-strapper, and I'm the only one.  Someone behind that movie really did some homework about the nuances between students in the 90's and the aughts.
 
2013-12-16 06:26:54 PM
21 Jump Street is quite possibly the funniest movie in years.  I think calling the sequel 22 Jump Street is brilliant if they are going with that "moving across the street" punchline.

I really dislike Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, so for me to lavish praises on this franchise is sort of a big deal.  A BIG DEAL.

/"Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill"
//How the fark that happened?
 
2013-12-16 06:34:51 PM
I really don't like the influx of 'bro-esque' movies the past oh 6 six years or so...showing my  age whatever. Didn't care for the Hangover series, tired of easy jokes, miss real comedies like in the 80's, but 21JS made me laugh out loud for some reason. I'll go catch the second one at the dollar show with the girl or the guys from work. .
 
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