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(Washington Times)   Missouri State considering banning Nerf guns on campus after a professor mistook one of the neon colored toys for a real gun   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 68
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2013-12-16 01:57:42 PM
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Gotcha!
 
2013-12-16 02:14:26 PM
The Show Me (a fake gun) State
 
2013-12-16 02:20:36 PM
Oh for Fark's sake.  You pussies.
 
2013-12-16 02:32:15 PM
I read that as "barfing nerd guns" and was highly confused.
 
2013-12-16 02:33:08 PM
Come and take it!!!

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-16 02:34:16 PM
Seriously what kind of panty wetting moron do you have to be to confuse these with real guns?

dougbennettblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-16 02:36:42 PM
You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.
 
2013-12-16 02:50:31 PM
If the faculty at Missouri State are that dumb, I can only imagine the genius of the students.
 
2013-12-16 02:55:41 PM
Are they going to ban awesome flyswatters, too?

www.shinynewwant.com
 
2013-12-16 02:56:42 PM
Did this professor accidentally date a barbie doll for a while because he mistook her for a real woman?
 
2013-12-16 02:57:10 PM
They can pry my nerf guns from my cold dead fingers.
 
2013-12-16 02:57:19 PM
What's to stop criminals from coloring their guns orange, huh?

The only way to be sure we are safe is to outlaw any gun shaped object. Including pop tarts.
 
2013-12-16 02:57:22 PM
That's some fine detective work there, "Professor",
 
2013-12-16 02:57:56 PM

NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.


But we still need the NSA, right?
 
2013-12-16 02:58:30 PM

sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?


And the TSA?
 
2013-12-16 02:59:14 PM

NuttierThanEver: Seriously what kind of panty wetting moron do you have to be to confuse these with real guns?

[dougbennettblog.files.wordpress.com image 567x379]


One with an agenda.

An agenda popular among college professors.
 
2013-12-16 02:59:18 PM
So much for a college education.
 
2013-12-16 02:59:35 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh for Fark's sake.  You pussies.


I keep saying hoplophobia is a real and serious mental illness.  These people are dangerous.  The amount of panic they can unleash is reaching levels that in a civilized country would get them locked up and given aggressive therapy and drug treatment.
 
2013-12-16 02:59:51 PM
 
2013-12-16 02:59:54 PM

MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?


And the NWA?
 
2013-12-16 03:00:05 PM
If you are unable to distinguish a nerf gun from the real thing, you are too stupid to be teaching in a university (or even a preschool).
 
2013-12-16 03:00:27 PM
First they came for the nerf guns and I did nothing ...
 
2013-12-16 03:00:28 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a NERF gun is to find a good guy with a NERF gun.
 
2013-12-16 03:01:14 PM

sendtodave: MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?

And the NWA?


And the OPP?
 
2013-12-16 03:01:23 PM

HotWingConspiracy: OMG WHAT A DUMBASS


Like I said, the only way to be sure is to ban everything.

The president Madagascar school of safety.
 
2013-12-16 03:01:59 PM

Carn: sendtodave: MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?

And the NWA?

And the OPP?


Hey, now, I'm down with OPP.
 
2013-12-16 03:07:16 PM
How about banning idiocy? Bonus: it's more in keeping with the university's mission.
 
2013-12-16 03:07:57 PM

sendtodave: Carn: sendtodave: MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?

And the NWA?

And the OPP?

Hey, now, I'm down with OPP.


Somehow I knew you would be.
 
2013-12-16 03:08:05 PM

HotWingConspiracy: OMG WHAT A DUMBASS


Hmmm, I see your point.

www.popularmechanics.com  www.pinkgun.com
 
2013-12-16 03:08:14 PM

MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?


All the TLAs!
 
2013-12-16 03:08:22 PM

Carn: sendtodave: Carn: sendtodave: MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?

And the NWA?

And the OPP?

Hey, now, I'm down with OPP.

Somehow I knew you would be.


Well, you know me!
 
2013-12-16 03:10:36 PM
Somebody better send a memo to the maintenance dept.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-12-16 03:11:25 PM
media.washtimes.com

Why, it looks just like an AK-47 semi automatic sub machine gun sniper rifle with recessed sights and an over/under extra capacity magazine with a twist... a la Antoine
 
2013-12-16 03:11:38 PM

sendtodave: HotWingConspiracy: OMG WHAT A DUMBASS

Like I said, the only way to be sure is to ban everything.

The president Madagascar school of safety.


Hey, have you managed to infect Madagascar?
 
2013-12-16 03:12:21 PM
CSB:
Back in the day, I was part of a few table top gaming clubs in college.  We had rooms reserved each weekend in the student center.

Now, for those who don't know, these are combat/strategy games based on sci-fi, fantasy, or real life that use metal and plastic miniatures as game pieces.  People use padded boxes to transport them so they don't break or mess up their paint jobs.

I used Plano fishing cases and rifle cases.

I can't imagine the flipout that would result these days if I tried to carry a rifle case through campus.
 
2013-12-16 03:13:39 PM
If they think nerf guns are a problem, they should check out airsoft.
 
2013-12-16 03:15:59 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: sendtodave: HotWingConspiracy: OMG WHAT A DUMBASS

Like I said, the only way to be sure is to ban everything.

The president Madagascar school of safety.

Hey, have you managed to infect Madagascar?


Once or twice.

In my entire sad life.
 
2013-12-16 03:16:44 PM
One of mine:

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 03:18:21 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [media.washtimes.com image 640x640]

Why, it looks just like an AK-47 semi automatic sub machine gun sniper rifle with recessed sights and an over/under extra capacity magazine with a twist... a la Antoine


Antoine of New Orleans?!
 
2013-12-16 03:18:54 PM

Satanic_Hamster: CSB:
Back in the day, I was part of a few table top gaming clubs in college.  We had rooms reserved each weekend in the student center.

Now, for those who don't know, these are combat/strategy games based on sci-fi, fantasy, or real life that use metal and plastic miniatures as game pieces.  People use padded boxes to transport them so they don't break or mess up their paint jobs.

I used Plano fishing cases and rifle cases.

I can't imagine the flipout that would result these days if I tried to carry a rifle case through campus.


What changed?

Why have we made all the new playgrounds out of plastic? Why are we trading privacy for security?

Why are we pants shiattingly afraid of everything anymore?
 
2013-12-16 03:19:27 PM

sendtodave: Carn: sendtodave: MadMattressMack: sendtodave: NeverDrunk23: You will never be 100% safe. Once you realize that, you can live your life.

But we still need the NSA, right?

And the TSA?

And the NWA?

And the OPP?

Hey, now, I'm down with OPP.


Like all the ladies?
 
2013-12-16 03:31:52 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-16 03:48:31 PM
something something ivory tower... something something disconnected from reality
 
2013-12-16 04:08:53 PM
but zero intelligence policies protect us from our protectors, sort of.
 
2013-12-16 04:14:33 PM
Someone should lock him up and get him a psychological examination, then.

Now carry on with the Nerf war.

// Can't wait til my kids are old enough to get some Nerf guns.
 
2013-12-16 04:17:15 PM
It's all plastic and fires a projectile. Clearly a Glock.

www.thetruthaboutguns.com
 
2013-12-16 04:25:16 PM

MilesTeg: Somebody better send a memo to the maintenance dept.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 850x593]


A few years ago I was hanging whiteboards at a worksite. I had a nice mini drill I borrowed from my brother and ended up getting pulled into my bosses office because someone saw me with a gun. I pulled my "gun" out and we all had a laugh, but then our client contact came in in near meltdown she was ready to call the cops. So glad when I got a transfer from there.
 
2013-12-16 04:25:52 PM

redmid17: HotWingConspiracy: OMG WHAT A DUMBASS

Hmmm, I see your point.

[www.popularmechanics.com image 470x313]  [www.pinkgun.com image 410x285]


Damned things are identical!!

Hard to tell which one is the AK-47 and which one is the Glock.
 
2013-12-16 04:26:47 PM
They should have named the professor.
 
2013-12-16 04:32:58 PM
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]


Seriously what kind of panty wetting moron do you have to be to confuse these with real guns?

A democrat.
 
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