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(Huffington Post)   In all fairness, the butcher shouldn't have laid out all that meat so provocatively   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
    More: Sick, Eugenio Freitas, Mike Eiskant, St. Patrick's Day Parade, sexual offender, vice mayor, sex drives, decencies, supermarkets  
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8884 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Dec 2013 at 1:58 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-16 01:51:15 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-12-16 02:00:09 PM
Meat flaps?

/Got nuthin'
 
2013-12-16 02:00:23 PM
Yeah, because when I try to picture "excessive sexual drive" I picture a fat, graying middle-aged bastard who looks 75. Oh yeah....
 
2013-12-16 02:00:40 PM
Is that a video link?

I'm soooo not touching that.  O_o
 
2013-12-16 02:01:55 PM
FTA: "He was given a six month suspended sentence and banned from setting foot inside any UK supermarket without an adult chaperone."

That's probably the worst part of the punishment. You get to be treated like a little kid now. Congrats.
 
2013-12-16 02:02:09 PM
Why the jab at the US?  I mean, just because it does seem a bit surprising, and not at all true that we have fewer meat aisle masturbators than the UK?

/keed, don't really care
//We have better criminals
///USA USA USA USA
 
2013-12-16 02:03:55 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-16 02:05:39 PM
FTA: Freitas pleaded guilty to "outraging public decency."

A charge most of us will never be able to live up to.

/salute
 
2013-12-16 02:05:42 PM
I guess I'm old school. A bathroom, a playboy and farking privacy is enough excitement for me...
 
2013-12-16 02:05:57 PM

ArgusRun: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]


Vealiena?
 
2013-12-16 02:08:58 PM
Meaturbating
 
2013-12-16 02:10:01 PM
He saw the lamb chops and thought...

"They were once baby sheep "

That of course made him think of how baby sheep are made...

...and that got him aroused because he was watching a documentary on sheep having sex when the priest first bonked him as a kid.
 
2013-12-16 02:10:39 PM
Special sauce?
 
2013-12-16 02:10:47 PM
witneyman.files.wordpress.com
Beat that meat.
 
2013-12-16 02:11:27 PM
First they get upset when you treat a woman like a piece of meat. Then they get upset when you treat a piece of meat like a piece of meat.  You just can't win.
 
2013-12-16 02:11:30 PM

ArgusRun: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]


wellll.......

that's disturbing.
 
2013-12-16 02:18:33 PM
I accept that
 
2013-12-16 02:20:37 PM
Odin Quincannon nods in approval.
 
2013-12-16 02:23:02 PM
At least he didn't stick his penis in the meat slicer, like I did.

/i got fired for that
//and the meat slicer?
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///yeah, she got fired too
 
2013-12-16 02:23:53 PM
Did someone leave their coont in the sink again?
 
2013-12-16 02:28:01 PM
Serious question:  Can you really ban some one from all supermarkets?  Where would he get his food?  Is he now forced to live off the land?
 
2013-12-16 02:32:28 PM

cowgirl toffee: I'm soooo not touching that. O_o


That's what he should have said.
 
2013-12-16 02:35:54 PM
This is why you should always wrap you meat.
 
2013-12-16 02:38:30 PM

DOCTORD000M: Serious question:  Can you really ban some one from all supermarkets?  Where would he get his food?  Is he now forced to live off the land?


They have this thing called the internet, you might have heard of it. And the plus is he can masturbate all he wants at home while ordering his groceries and no one will care.

/As long as he has sorted himself out by the time they deliver anyway
 
2013-12-16 02:50:58 PM

Son of Thunder: cowgirl toffee: I'm soooo not touching that. O_o

That's what he should have said.


Don't touch the links!

img811.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-16 02:53:25 PM

cowgirl toffee: Son of Thunder: cowgirl toffee: I'm soooo not touching that. O_o

That's what he should have said.

Don't touch the links!

[img811.imageshack.us image 800x600]


oooh! natural casings even!
 
2013-12-16 02:54:56 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: cowgirl toffee: Son of Thunder: cowgirl toffee: I'm soooo not touching that. O_o

That's what he should have said.

Don't touch the links!

[img811.imageshack.us image 800x600]

oooh! natural casings even!


Only the best pics for Fark. :)
 
2013-12-16 02:55:00 PM

xria: DOCTORD000M: Serious question:  Can you really ban some one from all supermarkets?  Where would he get his food?  Is he now forced to live off the land?

They have this thing called the internet, you might have heard of it. And the plus is he can masturbate all he wants at home while ordering his groceries and no one will care.

/As long as he has sorted himself out by the time they deliver anyway


Can he be trusted to put close his blinds first?
 
2013-12-16 03:03:18 PM
www.entertainmentfuse.com
Thinks he 's a prude.
 
2013-12-16 03:05:15 PM
For some reason this sprang to mind.
 
2013-12-16 03:55:26 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-16 04:00:18 PM

pueblonative: [www.entertainmentfuse.com image 850x1401]
Thinks he 's a prude.


SAY THE NAME!!

/wonder what ever happened to the nazi chick.
 
2013-12-16 04:02:48 PM
It's never someone you'd would want to see drop trou.
 
2013-12-16 04:22:05 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

What a food rapist might look like.
 
2013-12-16 04:40:26 PM
I heard you like meat, so I put some meat in your meat.

/enjoy!
 
2013-12-16 06:24:59 PM
www.suchluck.com
 
2013-12-16 07:22:00 PM
So is he more of a rump or a breast man?
 
2013-12-16 09:24:11 PM
Just trying to improve taste of British cooking.
 
2013-12-16 10:24:56 PM
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2013-12-17 02:23:57 AM
He was just thinking about parting some beef curtains

api.ning.com
 
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