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2013-12-16 12:43:28 PM  
Hello and welcome to the fourth and final greenlit quarterfinal voting thread for Fark's Headline of the Year contest for 2013 (the previous three quarterfinals will be linked after the entries for this contest). We've collected the best headlines from each month and let the Totalfarkers vote on their favorites. These are the 10 top-voted headlines from September through November.

Now it's up to you: vote on your favorites, and the top five from this contest will make it to the final round next week. There will also be a contest for each of the biggest subtabs later: sports, showbiz, geek, politics and business. The week after that we will have the voting threads for pun/wordplay headlines and the context headline of the year.

There are also some that you might not see here because either: 1) they've been moved to a separate contest, such as a context headline or one that's on a subtab, or 2) they didn't make it out of the voting threads in Totalfark.

Please don't enable voting; the finalists for this period are set. Nothing wrong with sharing a favorite headline from this period, as long as you don't enable voting for it. Enjoy.
2013-12-16 12:45:08 PM  
"Miss Kansas will show her tats during the bikini competition" is today's unfortunate non-typo

2013-12-16 12:45:25 PM  
Three foot alligator killed crossing Ontario highway. The fourth foot is presumably washing up on a shore in BC

2013-12-16 12:45:44 PM  
Missing skydiver found 28,006 feet from where someone last saw him

2013-12-16 12:45:57 PM  
DNA needed from 100,000 volunteers, say researchers at the University of Your Mom

2013-12-16 12:46:12 PM  
2013-12-16 12:46:27 PM  
355 dead in quake. Should've used the rail gun, dude

2013-12-16 12:46:47 PM  
Man in critical condition after being hit by ice-cream truck. If only there was some sort of audible warning that an ice-cream truck was barreling down on you at break-neck speeds approaching 3 mph

2013-12-16 01:06:32 PM  
Utah woman gives birth to a 14-pound baby boy. Hospital takes bets on who will walk first

2013-12-16 01:06:51 PM  
News | Sports | Weather | TV Listings | George Zimmerman Arrested | Horoscopes | Classified

2013-12-16 01:26:17 PM  
Fifteen percent of people don't think bisexuality is a real sexual orientation. The rest say they could go either way

2013-12-16 01:26:34 PM  
"Love Canal Still Oozing 35 years later." Probably should get that treated

2013-12-16 01:26:49 PM  
Scientists determine King Tut was killed in a gruesome chariot accident. Ben Hur, done that

2013-12-16 01:27:07 PM  
Zimmerman pulled over for the third time in two months, proving for certain that he is definitely not white

2013-12-16 01:27:22 PM  
ExxonMobil to extend benefits to same sex couples, doesn't want to discriminate where someone does their drilling

2013-12-16 01:27:46 PM  
With a failure rate of 85%, "magical thinking" is coming up the rear in birth control effectiveness. "Coming up the rear" still running in the low single-digits

2013-12-16 01:28:01 PM  
Dog reaching for treats on the stove is blamed for apartment fire. Worst Lab accident ever

2013-12-16 01:28:33 PM  
Japan on Islam: a polite "How about NO", mixed with an undercurrent of "Look, we farking INVENTED flying planes into American shiat so don't come up in here like you're so radical and edgy"

2013-12-16 01:28:49 PM  
Strip club dedicated exclusively to larger ladies opens in Las Vegas, owners promise lap dances will leave a lasting impression

2013-12-16 01:29:06 PM  
A female university rowing club poses nude for a calendar. This is pertinent to my coxswain

2013-12-16 01:29:19 PM  
NSA chief and top deputy expected to resign later this month in order to spend more time watching your family

2013-12-16 01:29:37 PM  
Strip club offers 'guilt-free' lap dances to customers by promising to give proceeds to Charity... or Hope, or Amber, or Bambi, or Jade

2013-12-16 01:29:54 PM  
Hawaii same-sex marriage legalization passes. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get lei'd

2013-12-16 01:30:15 PM  
Classmates remember boy struck by lightning as someone who always conducted himself well

2013-12-16 01:30:28 PM  
University student staples his testicles after losing bet. THAT WAS EASY

2013-12-16 01:30:43 PM  
Unlike The Dallas Cowboys, The Postal Service will now deliver on Sundays

2013-12-16 01:30:58 PM  
University plans to host an orgasm class for female students, can't wait to see how many people will come

2013-12-16 01:31:13 PM  
Princess Diana peeled off Parisian tunnel wall. Again

2013-12-16 01:31:35 PM  
Send help for victims of nationwide flooding, Niger pleas

2013-12-16 01:31:48 PM  
Mingo county prosecutor disbarred due to cover-up probe. Mingo county prosecutor is just pawn in game of life

2013-12-16 01:32:03 PM  
Congratulations to Steve Jobs. Two years cancer free

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