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(Want China Times)   Mongolian hottie that ended Gen. Wes Clark's 46-year marriage studied artificial intelligence in college. So she'd be perfect for the Washington social scene   (wantchinatimes.com) divider line 85
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2013-12-16 02:32:50 PM
Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.
 
2013-12-16 02:33:46 PM
"Internet photo" is considered appropriate credit?
 
2013-12-16 02:33:54 PM
I read that as "Mongolian horde" at least 6 times before it made sense...
 
2013-12-16 02:37:13 PM
I am $ure $he love$ him and i$n't u$ing thi$ to further her career
 
2013-12-16 02:37:20 PM
"mongoloid toddy"
 
2013-12-16 02:37:28 PM
It was reported they went to Burning Man as well. Let the guy have fun he deserves it.
 
2013-12-16 02:38:16 PM
City Artificial Intelligence?
 
2013-12-16 02:38:57 PM
I have a hard time determining which party is more pathetic in these situations.
 
2013-12-16 02:39:08 PM
The liberal version of them:

static0.bornrichimages.com
 
2013-12-16 02:39:11 PM
Well... uh... good for him, I guess.
 
2013-12-16 02:40:31 PM
Shes no supermodel but "mongolian" is a little harsh don't you think?

ei.marketwatch.com

/jk
/can't keep the affairs straight
 
2013-12-16 02:43:34 PM
Badmoodman: The liberal version of them:

I though Gen. Clark  was the sorta-kinda liberal version.  Moderate Dem anyway, on the Team Hillary bus.

I never followed him that closely, but some of my more Clinton-following friends held hope for him.  I guess if he was a known (to insiders) horndog like Edwards (or a thousand other men that acquire a little power), that might be why he didn't ever get very far with his possible presidential nominations.
 
2013-12-16 02:43:44 PM
DC?  Nah, that'd be "non-existent intelligence".
 
2013-12-16 02:43:49 PM
Mongoloid? Funny she doesn't look retarded.
 
2013-12-16 02:44:27 PM
I believe the preferred term is "Down's Syndrome hottie".
 
2013-12-16 02:44:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 02:46:57 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-12-16 02:48:05 PM

Badmoodman: The liberal version of them:


Rupert Murdoch is a liberal?
 
2013-12-16 02:48:30 PM

Lawnchair: Badmoodman: The liberal version of them:

I though Gen. Clark  was the sorta-kinda liberal version.  Moderate Dem anyway, on the Team Hillary bus.



Right, that's what I said. Clark and his hottie are the liberal version in the pic, of Rupert & his Ex.
 
2013-12-16 02:49:39 PM
Apparently there's a comprehension problem today....
 
2013-12-16 02:51:22 PM

machoprogrammer: I am $ure $he love$ him and i$n't u$ing thi$ to further her career


http://www.theonion.com/articles/asian-teen-has-sweaty-middleagedman -f etish,2649/
 
2013-12-16 02:53:27 PM

Badmoodman: Apparently there's a comprehension problem today....


Comprehension is fine, your statement was ambiguously worded. Just admit it, dude, you'll feel better.
 
2013-12-16 02:53:46 PM
I'd get on her steps.
 
2013-12-16 02:59:07 PM
If she's dating him she's an idiot.
 
2013-12-16 03:02:20 PM
I would. Especially if I were a recently divorced 68-year-old.
 
2013-12-16 03:02:21 PM

maniacbastard: Mongoloid? Funny she doesn't look retarded.


She wore a hat and she had a job and she brought home the bacon so no one knew.
 
2013-12-16 03:03:15 PM

BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.


Reminds me of a video I saw on the old Cheggit site. RIP original Empornium\Cheggit
 
2013-12-16 03:03:21 PM

clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.


It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.
 
2013-12-16 03:04:47 PM

BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.


And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.
 
2013-12-16 03:09:55 PM
Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks
 
2013-12-16 03:11:34 PM
Yes she is.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-16 03:12:53 PM
Damn that woman for raping him!

I'm pretty sure the general's penis ruined his career.
 
2013-12-16 03:13:25 PM

HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.


belfercenter.ksg.harvard.edu

Oh my god, yes - what a tub of goo!
 
2013-12-16 03:13:44 PM

Karma Chameleon: Damn that woman for raping him!

I'm pretty sure the general's penis ruined his career.


Marriage I mean. Then again, fine line.
 
2013-12-16 03:15:15 PM

xnecron: Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks


No, he was best known for being an idiot who almost started WWIII for no reason.

And to get weird:
If it wasn't for British pop singer James Blunt refusing Clark's orders to attack Russian soldiers, we might have had a major armed conflict with the Russians.
 
2013-12-16 03:15:22 PM

BMulligan: HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.

[belfercenter.ksg.harvard.edu image 615x572]

Oh my god, yes - what a tub of goo!


Oh sorry, the sagging balls and old person smell must be the real draw.
 
2013-12-16 03:16:38 PM

BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.


HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.


No, Mongolian... idiot. Mongolian idiot. Oh, never mind.
 
2013-12-16 03:38:57 PM

Satanic_Hamster: xnecron: Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks

No, he was best known for being an idiot who almost started WWIII for no reason.

And to get weird:
If it wasn't for British pop singer James Blunt refusing Clark's orders to attack Russian soldiers, we might have had a major armed conflict with the Russians.


Okay that's weird.
 
2013-12-16 03:40:40 PM

clambam: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.

No, Mongolian... idiot. Mongolian idiot. Oh, never mind.


I get it now. I hate to say it, having a sister who's developmentally disabled and all, but the joke probably would have worked better if you'd gone with retard" instead of "idiot."
 
2013-12-16 03:52:18 PM

BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.


You've never been to Mongolia then. They have some smokin' chicks there.
 
2013-12-16 03:55:32 PM
Unless she held a gun to his head then she didnt ruin jack shiat.  His dick ruined it for him.  Morons in power, its what will end us.
 
2013-12-16 03:56:32 PM

BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success. money and fame


FTFY
 
2013-12-16 03:58:03 PM

Scaevola: Yes she is.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x508]


i love the notion that the famously mobile horse warriors of mongolia traveled with a two-ton stainless steel grill.
 
2013-12-16 03:58:04 PM
"Mei's one-year stint at Goldman Sachs allowed her to develop the skillsets necessary to be a founding member of AHAlife.com, a retail website that features one product per day..."

That internal training program sounds like it must be really rigorous.
 
2013-12-16 03:58:23 PM
He got her with a Candygram
 
2013-12-16 03:59:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-16 04:00:51 PM

BMulligan: clambam: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.

No, Mongolian... idiot. Mongolian idiot. Oh, never mind.

I get it now. I hate to say it, having a sister who's developmentally disabled and all, but the joke probably would have worked better if you'd gone with retard" instead of "idiot."


http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/01/what-people-with-dow ns -syndrome-used-to-be-called/
 
2013-12-16 04:02:20 PM

clambam: BMulligan: clambam: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

HotWingConspiracy: BMulligan: clambam: If she's dating him she's an idiot.

It's almost as though women were attracted to confidence, competence, and success.

And no one younger and tauter that that man has any of that. Old fat dudes are the only option.

No, Mongolian... idiot. Mongolian idiot. Oh, never mind.

I get it now. I hate to say it, having a sister who's developmentally disabled and all, but the joke probably would have worked better if you'd gone with retard" instead of "idiot."

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/01/what-people-with-dow ns -syndrome-used-to-be-called/


Oh, I know - "village idiot," for instance. Still you're assuming a certain level of coffee consumption in your audience which may not be accurate.
 
2013-12-16 04:03:29 PM

JohnAnnArbor: "Internet photo" is considered appropriate credit?


better than "stolen off FB/Instagram/MySpace"
 
2013-12-16 04:06:55 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: /can't keep the affairs straight


A friend of mine sat on a panel with her. He said she was smoking hot but BATSHIAT INSANE. It leaked out in every expression, every word. Which just goes to show: crazy is hot because crazy can't reproduce otherwise.
 
2013-12-16 04:08:28 PM
And in Beijing, some PRC Generals wring their hands, saying "Ehhhhhhhxellent! All is going according to plan".*

*In Chinese, of course.
 
2013-12-16 04:12:24 PM
I'd ride my Tartar through her Golden Horde.
 
2013-12-16 04:14:19 PM
They broke up over some shiatty beef.
 
2013-12-16 04:16:19 PM

neversubmit: Satanic_Hamster: xnecron: Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks

No, he was best known for being an idiot who almost started WWIII for no reason.

And to get weird:
If it wasn't for British pop singer James Blunt refusing Clark's orders to attack Russian soldiers, we might have had a major armed conflict with the Russians.

Okay that's weird.


Yeah, James Blunt was a captain in the British army.  His unit was the first NATO ground forces to enter Yugoslavia.  The Russians made a land grab at the same time and sent troops to secure an airport.  Clark ordered the British forces, under the command of Blunt, to engage and destroy the Russian troops at the air port.

James Blunt refuses the order, bypassed NATO, and contacted British commanders who got on the phone to find out WTF Clark was doing.

And that's how a high pitched voice British pop star averted WWIII.

And for the farking life of me, I'll never understand why Clark wasn't drummed out of the service over that.
 
2013-12-16 04:16:58 PM

BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.


Then you've clearly never been to Mongolia.   BTW, Mrs. Lawboy87 is Mongolian and she is definitely a hottie!
 
2013-12-16 04:21:08 PM
"It doesn't matter what you do ladies, every guy is going to leave you for an Asian woman, and you know that..."

- Amy Schumer
 
2013-12-16 04:35:28 PM

Satanic_Hamster: neversubmit: Satanic_Hamster: xnecron: Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks

No, he was best known for being an idiot who almost started WWIII for no reason.

And to get weird:
If it wasn't for British pop singer James Blunt refusing Clark's orders to attack Russian soldiers, we might have had a major armed conflict with the Russians.

Okay that's weird.

Yeah, James Blunt was a captain in the British army.  His unit was the first NATO ground forces to enter Yugoslavia.  The Russians made a land grab at the same time and sent troops to secure an airport.  Clark ordered the British forces, under the command of Blunt, to engage and destroy the Russian troops at the air port.

James Blunt refuses the order, bypassed NATO, and contacted British commanders who got on the phone to find out WTF Clark was doing.

And that's how a high pitched voice British pop star averted WWIII.

And for the farking life of me, I'll never understand why Clark wasn't drummed out of the service over that.


Are you farking serious? Can't say I ever knew that and I have a fairly solid background in Balkan history.

themoreyouknow.jpeg

/to the Google machine!
 
2013-12-16 04:48:35 PM

lawboy87: BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.

Then you've clearly never been to Mongolia.   BTW, Mrs. Lawboy87 is Mongolian and she is definitely a hottie!


Yeah I said the same thing. Proof? Love me some Mongolians.
 
2013-12-16 04:52:35 PM
I'd come into her yurt.
 
2013-12-16 05:07:59 PM

sovietski: Are you farking serious? Can't say I ever knew that and I have a fairly solid background in Balkan history.

themoreyouknow.jpeg

/to the Google machine!


From Wiki:
In 1999, he served as an armoured reconnaissance officer in the NATO deployment in Kosovo. Initially assigned to reconnaissance of the Republic of Macedonia-Yugoslavia border, Blunt and his unit worked ahead of the front lines directing forces and targeting Serb positions for the NATO bombing campaign. His unit was given the assignment of securing the Pristina International Airport in advance of the 30,000-strong peacekeeping force; however the Russian army had moved in and taken control of the airport before his unit's arrival. Blunt refused to carry out this order.[15] There were less intense moments during Blunt's Kosovo assignment. Blunt had brought along his guitar, strapped to the outside of his tank. At some places, the peacekeepers would share a meal with hospitable locals, and Blunt would perform. It was while on duty there that he wrote the song "No Bravery".[16]

A keen skier, Blunt captained the Household Cavalry alpine ski team in Verbier, Switzerland, eventually becoming champion skier of the entire Royal Armoured Corps. He had extended his military service in November 2000,[17] and after an intensive six-month army riding course was posted to the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment in London, England.[7] During this posting, Blunt was interviewed about his responsibilities on the television programme "Girls on Top", a series highlighting unusual career choices.[18][19] He stood guard at the coffin of the Queen Mother during the days of her lying in State and was part of the funeral procession on 9 April 2002.[20] Blunt left the army on 1 October 2002 having served six years.[21]

A variety of articles out there with more details on what happened during the conflict.  The occurrence is notable as one of the few (if only) times that a NATO ground commander refused an order from a NATO commander, as well as the whole WWIII and guy becoming famous afterwards and all.
 
2013-12-16 05:10:08 PM
Note:  To my knowledge, I've never in my life have even HEARD a James Blunt song.  Just became interested in his story after hearing he was the guy who refused the command to attack the Russians and then years later also saw him on Top Gear.
 
2013-12-16 05:32:16 PM

AssCobra77: lawboy87: BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.

Then you've clearly never been to Mongolia.   BTW, Mrs. Lawboy87 is Mongolian and she is definitely a hottie!

Yeah I said the same thing. Proof? Love me some Mongolians.


Sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it.  But put it this way, you know how when you're out on the town and you see this beautiful woman and she's with this guy and you think to yourself "she's not only way out of his league, she's not even playing the same sport" - well that's my wife.   Way, way hotter than I could have ever hoped for and whip-smart.
 
2013-12-16 05:37:36 PM
 
2013-12-16 05:42:24 PM
Oh Mei.
 
2013-12-16 06:34:02 PM

theorellior: the opposite of charity is justice: /can't keep the affairs straight

A friend of mine sat on a panel with her. He said she was smoking hot but BATSHIAT INSANE. It leaked out in every expression, every word. Which just goes to show: crazy is hot because crazy can't reproduce otherwise.


I learn at least one deep truth of the universe every day, on Fark.
 
2013-12-16 06:35:46 PM
Ghengis coont?
 
2013-12-16 07:21:38 PM
Was she sooooo horny? Did she love him long time?
 
2013-12-16 07:59:53 PM
*She* didn't end a marriage. The assmonkey who was screwing around ended it.
 
2013-12-16 08:41:02 PM

macdaddy357: Was she sooooo horny? Did she love him long time?


Should I find you a globe? Do you even recognize the term "Mongolian" as a nationality?
 
2013-12-16 08:55:15 PM

Satanic_Hamster: neversubmit: Satanic_Hamster: xnecron: Clark, an energy consultant to the financial services giant Blackstone Group and best known for his short stint as a presidential candidate in 2004, runs his businesses from Arkansas

uh, no...he's best known for being Supreme Allied Commander Europe during the Balkan War

/your taiwanese blog sucks

No, he was best known for being an idiot who almost started WWIII for no reason.

And to get weird:
If it wasn't for British pop singer James Blunt refusing Clark's orders to attack Russian soldiers, we might have had a major armed conflict with the Russians.

Okay that's weird.

Yeah, James Blunt was a captain in the British army.  His unit was the first NATO ground forces to enter Yugoslavia.  The Russians made a land grab at the same time and sent troops to secure an airport.  Clark ordered the British forces, under the command of Blunt, to engage and destroy the Russian troops at the air port.

James Blunt refuses the order, bypassed NATO, and contacted British commanders who got on the phone to find out WTF Clark was doing.

And that's how a high pitched voice British pop star averted WWIII.

And for the farking life of me, I'll never understand why Clark wasn't drummed out of the service over that.




That was...an amazing bit of trivia. Thank you.m
 
2013-12-16 09:31:43 PM

what_now: That was...an amazing bit of trivia. Thank you.m


Here's another bit of trivia:
James Blunt put his sister up on ebay and the winning bidder ended up marrying her a few years later.

<----- all of his James Blunt knowledge comes from Top Gear
 
2013-12-16 10:29:26 PM

BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.


Tolly Crystal may have been before your porn viewing time.
ist2-1.filesor.com

RIP
 
2013-12-16 10:35:50 PM
It's 'articifial' intelligence, you idiots. Can't you read?
 
2013-12-16 10:43:24 PM

Hickory-smoked: macdaddy357: Was she sooooo horny? Did she love him long time?

Should I find you a globe? Do you even recognize the term "Mongolian" as a nationality?


All Asians conform to a particular template in some heads.
 
2013-12-16 11:32:18 PM

Badmoodman: Apparently there's a comprehension problem today....


No, your sentence was poorly worded. You used the word "them" in a way that was ambiguous as to who "them" was. The sentence you wrote has the meaning of 'here is the liberal version them', where "them" refers to Gen. Metrosexual and the mongoloid.
 
2013-12-16 11:56:10 PM

orclover: Unless she held a gun to his head then she didnt ruin jack shiat.  His dick ruined it for him.


He's banging a 30 year old. I doubt he feels anything of his was ruined.

But here lieth the lesson. Have an affair but stay with your wife, and it'll become a worldwide scandal. (Petraeus, Edwards, Clinton) Have an affair and get a divorce, and it's minor news. (Clark, Gingrich.)
 
2013-12-17 12:04:58 AM
Mei, who is 13 years younger than Clark's son

That is all. Hope her pussy makes your penis feel good because your son and wife will be disgusted at you for the rest of your life, Mr. Clark.
 
2013-12-17 01:59:40 AM
 
2013-12-17 02:40:24 AM
Mongolian Hottie?

static.squarespace.com
 
2013-12-17 03:22:35 AM
Several years back I had a very pretty Mongolian colleague.  The most recent photos I could find of her involved an elderly white gentleman trying to make her an "honorary citizen of Nebraska."
/so that's what the kids call it these days.
 
2013-12-17 06:57:56 AM
While it would have been an embarrassing international incident, the belief that the Russians would have launched nukes at the US because some of their soldiers were attacked by an ally is the type of hyperbole that can only come out of political election campaigns. There would have been consequences but nothing larger than the US losing its leadership role in that theater and sure as hell wouldn't have been the start of World War III.
 
2013-12-17 07:44:10 AM

Kevin72: Mei, who is 13 years younger than Clark's son

That is all. Hope her pussy makes your penis feel good because your son and wife will be disgusted at you for the rest of your life, Mr. Clark.


If (womans_age) LessThan ((mans_age/2) + 7) then yeah_its_creepy = true
 
2013-12-17 08:06:46 AM

JohnAnnArbor: "Internet photo" is considered appropriate credit?


Copyright only applies to the MAFIAA.
 
2013-12-17 09:28:47 AM

AssCobra77: lawboy87: BMulligan: Never seen the phrase "Mongolian hottie" before, but there it is.

Then you've clearly never been to Mongolia.   BTW, Mrs. Lawboy87 is Mongolian and she is definitely a hottie!

Yeah I said the same thing. Proof? Love me some Mongolians.


They are the cheapest prostitutes in Shanghai, Beijing, Hong Kong, Macau and Tokyo.
 
2013-12-17 03:53:52 PM
MoopyMac,

My guess is that you don't know the difference between "inner" Mongolia (which is the poorest and backward region of China) and "outer" Mongolia which is it's own independent country and fast becoming a very prosperous nation with the world's fastest growing economy.
 
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