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(Gawker)   Man inherits sex with hookers after his grandfather dies hours before cashing in on his threesome-credit   (gawker.com) divider line 35
    More: Weird, Dennis Hof, grandfather, New York Daily News  
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2013-12-16 01:40:04 PM
Wait he was going to have a threesome with his grandfather?!? Is that some new twist on a lemon party?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-12-16 01:41:39 PM
Hopefully I won't find out what grandpa's kink is this way, or any damn other way, come to think of it.
 
2013-12-16 01:41:42 PM
I was going to post a lame Howard joke, but then I saw the hookers.

Sweet zombie jesus, i have an anti-boner now! YIKES!
 
2013-12-16 01:42:35 PM
So it was a million dollar prize?
 
2013-12-16 01:42:57 PM
Oh, American Heartland...you so crazy.
 
2013-12-16 01:43:01 PM
I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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2013-12-16 01:43:45 PM
It's a Major award!
 
2013-12-16 01:43:56 PM
Surveillance cameras later revealed Ed trying to stuff an entire rack of pork ribs down grandpa's throat.
 
2013-12-16 01:44:10 PM
The geezer probably thought he was robbing the cradle.
 
2013-12-16 01:44:49 PM
Sounds like they didn't get Pops the fifty thousand dollars for the heart transplant.

/didn't read TFA
 
2013-12-16 01:44:53 PM
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www.troll.me
 
2013-12-16 01:46:22 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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The one on the right isn't too bad looking in that photo. The one on the left, meh at best.
 
2013-12-16 01:47:36 PM
Howard Stern is so off the radar that someone has to die to get us to talk about him.  Even then, he's tangential to the story.
 
2013-12-16 01:47:39 PM
Don't tell the Chinese or they'll replace the dancing girls they hire to bring in crowds at family funerals with hookers.

Then again, that could be the logical next step for funerals in some places, including Las Vegas.
 
2013-12-16 01:49:08 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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Meh. I would hit them. Not terribly hot - the faces aren't great and I'm sure those are bolt-ons but heck, why not?
 
2013-12-16 01:50:13 PM
"Ed told TMZ he ended up using his grandpa's coupon for free sex in his honor."

He gramps, sorry you just died last night.  Let me honor your memory by banging these two hot chicks for you."

Yup, sounds about right.
 
2013-12-16 01:50:44 PM
Again?

Howard Stern is killing elderly people!
 
2013-12-16 01:50:44 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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You haven't seen the HBO series on these girls.  If Hof and Co. is the best example of what federally legalized prostititution would give us - I'll pass.
 
2013-12-16 01:50:51 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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Arent you supposed to be at the gym or something?

/sharp knees
//studman 69
 
2013-12-16 01:50:51 PM
Who sat on the black chick's face and smooshed her nose like that?
 
2013-12-16 01:51:25 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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The man was almost 90 years old for crying out loud. Your options become a little limited once you reach that age.

Also, this is now a murder investigation.
 
2013-12-16 01:51:32 PM
Mamma told me not to come.
 
2013-12-16 01:51:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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I know, right?

And what are they leaning on; does the brunette have a walker?  What kind of back-alley operation is this?  I mean if we're being honest I'd still do them both so I could brag about my Playboy Bunny 3-way, but I'd let everyone's imagination paint the picture for them.

/Studman out.
 
2013-12-16 01:52:09 PM
That's just the sort of thing I would anonymously re-gift at the office's Christmas party. Awkward hilarity ensues.
 
2013-12-16 01:52:21 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was going to post a lame Howard joke, but then I saw the hookers.

Sweet zombie jesus, i have an anti-boner now! YIKES!


eww.. your auntie gives you a boner?
 
2013-12-16 01:52:25 PM

akula: The one on the right isn't too bad looking in that photo. The one on the left, meh at best.


Her mouth looks large enough that it could hold an entire rack of ribs
 
2013-12-16 01:53:04 PM
And this is hilarious ... Ed tells us, he felt bad leaving the Ranch without sampling the goods -- especially after traveling so far -- so he banged one of the hookers after his grandpa died.

He goes to a hell of a lot of trouble to get his own grandpa laid, then his grandpa dies suddenly right in front of him, then he has sex with a prostitute on his way out the door. Then he tells the media.

I can't decide if this guy is batshiat insane, or the most well adjusted and stable human being I've ever heard of.

Not [designated grandpa-farkers] Caressa or Vanity, though. That would have been weird.

Somehow that actually does make me feel better.
 
2013-12-16 01:54:31 PM
Whoa.

Didn't we...

Isn't this a repeat? Is someone messing with my mind? Because, really, that's like sandblasting a cracker.
 
2013-12-16 01:55:25 PM
Sex with grandpa's biatches....

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... who wouldn't want that?
 
2013-12-16 01:57:46 PM
Howard Stern and the Bunny Ranch guy. Too much douche for one story.
 
2013-12-16 01:57:58 PM
Grandpa looks down from heaven and says "Kid, I would have lasted twice as long."
 
2013-12-16 02:05:05 PM
last words...

"...No, son, let's walk down there and fark them all"
 
2013-12-16 02:05:22 PM
Two moderately attractive (on real world scale) women trained in the arts of pleasing... so what if they arnt "internet hot"... they wouldn't be whores if they were. They would be CEO wives instead.

I'm sure there was a lot of pleasure to be had there for gramps.
 
2013-12-16 02:18:08 PM
An old.. .man... turned 86...
He choked on some steak, before hookers could turn their tricks,
It's sad news when you come to learn,
They were top shelf escorts, paid by Howard Stern

/and isn't it ironic
//it's like raaaaaaayyyy--ee--aaaaaaaaainnnnnnn....
 
2013-12-16 02:58:19 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I mean, maybe it's just a bad picture, but I wouldn't willingly stick it in either of these

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I'd plow the one on the right and post tastefully cropped pictures on facebook.  Her nose is weird, but she's still smoking.  The one on the left would just be normal sex.

/If she's expensive she better know some tricks.
 
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