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2013-12-16 02:31:52 PM
Who masturbates in a public bathroom?
 
2013-12-16 02:33:18 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


Just check out whatever site this guy was uploading to and you'll find out.
 
2013-12-16 02:33:20 PM
ha, he actually thought no one would know it was him uploading it.
 
2013-12-16 02:33:35 PM
What a jerk!
 
2013-12-16 02:34:07 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


People who know there's a "secret" camera recording them.
 
2013-12-16 02:34:24 PM

Mad Scientist: What a jerk!

.....off
 
2013-12-16 02:34:26 PM
Rule 34
 
2013-12-16 02:34:52 PM
As a person whose undergraduate days were spent making many a deposit in the special collections section, I'm getting a big kick ...
 
2013-12-16 02:35:03 PM
MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.
 
2013-12-16 02:35:36 PM
Was hoping this would have been under the VIDEO posts.
 
2013-12-16 02:36:38 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


That's kind of what I was wondering... Also,did this guy have an idea in advance, or was it really only for the dudes peeing, with the masturbation as a bonus?
 
2013-12-16 02:37:58 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


I admit to having done it...

... but never standing up at a urinal.
 
2013-12-16 02:39:58 PM
Here I thought it was a rule that the Florida tag would always trump where applicable.
 
2013-12-16 02:42:02 PM
Jeez, another NSA thread?
 
2013-12-16 02:42:53 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.


The elevator doesn't have a floor drain!
 
2013-12-16 02:43:17 PM

CleanAndPure: MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?

I admit to having done it...

... but never standing up at a urinal.


That's really the kind of behavior you reserve for stalls.
 
2013-12-16 02:43:44 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


Everyone. That's why women get pregnant all the time.

MVIE anyone?
 
2013-12-16 02:43:55 PM
"There's just something about the smell of the Reference section that turns me on.  I think I'll go rub one out in the bathroom."
 
2013-12-16 02:44:47 PM
Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom: Cops

Cops what? Do I even want to know at this point?
 
2013-12-16 02:45:25 PM

cgraves67: CleanAndPure: MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?

I admit to having done it...

... but never standing up at a urinal.

That's really the kind of behavior you reserve for stalls.


Not when you're a performance artist.
 
2013-12-16 02:47:37 PM
I bet they used Tracer-T to find him.
 
2013-12-16 02:47:54 PM

UsikFark: Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom: Cops

Cops what? Do I even want to know at this point?


It's the best party of the movie, keep watching.
 
2013-12-16 02:48:14 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.


Is an escalator acceptable in an emergency?
 
2013-12-16 02:48:29 PM

blatz514: UsikFark: Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom: Cops

Cops what? Do I even want to know at this point?

It's the best party of the movie, keep watching.


Or part.  Either one.
 
2013-12-16 02:49:02 PM

sendtodave: Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.

The elevator doesn't have a floor drain!


Never wondered why the ground floor button was always sticky?
 
2013-12-16 02:50:18 PM
sendtodave



Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.

The elevator doesn't have a floor drain!


That's what the buttons are for..
 
2013-12-16 02:53:15 PM
So here is a question... supposedly a penny dropped fromtop of empire state building will reach a high enough speed to kill someone. (Supposedly)

Would jism be able to reach terminal velocity, and would it be enough to kill?

Oh what I do for science...
 
2013-12-16 02:53:29 PM
Don't use that hand wash soap as lube.
 
2013-12-16 02:55:37 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


Who hasn't done The Bundy in a public bathroom?

www.bundyology.com
 
2013-12-16 02:55:43 PM
Sex in the bathroom, sure, but if there's anything I learned in college it's that you whack off in the stacks.
 
2013-12-16 02:57:46 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.


If you can get off between floors you probably have trouble pleasing a wom... oh, but then you'd probably be reduced to... never mind.
 
2013-12-16 02:58:23 PM

CleanAndPure: So here is a question... supposedly a penny dropped fromtop of empire state building will reach a high enough speed to kill someone. (Supposedly)

Would jism be able to reach terminal velocity, and would it be enough to kill?

Oh what I do for science...


I know it wasn't a serious question, but the Empire State Building thing is a myth. The penny reaches its terminal velocity falling after only a few stories and won't get going fast enough to kill someone regardless of how far it falls.
 
2013-12-16 03:02:23 PM

MemeSlave: Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


Were you ever young? When you gotta crank it, you gotta crank it.

Also, if you think pooping while on the clock feels good...
 
2013-12-16 03:02:39 PM

Jument: I bet they used Tracer-T to find him.


Is he like Snoop Dog the Bounty Hunter?
 
2013-12-16 03:03:11 PM

Treygreen13: CleanAndPure: So here is a question... supposedly a penny dropped fromtop of empire state building will reach a high enough speed to kill someone. (Supposedly)

Would jism be able to reach terminal velocity, and would it be enough to kill?

Oh what I do for science...

I know it wasn't a serious question, but the Empire State Building thing is a myth. The penny reaches its terminal velocity falling after only a few stories and won't get going fast enough to kill someone regardless of how far it falls.


Also, rain falls from higher up than the Empire State Building, so now you have the rest of your answer.
 
2013-12-16 03:16:04 PM
2 words: Seven proxies
 
2013-12-16 03:19:25 PM
While I've never gotten off in the bathroom at school, I confess that I used to do it in the bathroom at work from time to time. Stressful day? Co-worker piss you off? Nothing like a few minutes of 'alone time' to relax a gal.
 
2013-12-16 03:19:53 PM
He probably could have given them $10 bucks and they would have peed on camera without prosecution.  I would have done it in college.

I had a friend that sold his spunk rags online to perverts.  Made him some pretty fat stacks of cash actually.  He cleared rent one time.
 
2013-12-16 03:38:28 PM

Pangea: Treygreen13: CleanAndPure: So here is a question... supposedly a penny dropped fromtop of empire state building will reach a high enough speed to kill someone. (Supposedly)

Would jism be able to reach terminal velocity, and would it be enough to kill?

Oh what I do for science...

I know it wasn't a serious question, but the Empire State Building thing is a myth. The penny reaches its terminal velocity falling after only a few stories and won't get going fast enough to kill someone regardless of how far it falls.

Also, rain falls from higher up than the Empire State Building, so now you have the rest of your answer.


Jism is thicker than water... surely it has a higher terminal velocity.
 
2013-12-16 03:42:08 PM
What's his Fark ha-

The videos were posted online under the screen name "JERKING_BUD."

Oh I see, carry on.
 
2013-12-16 03:47:07 PM
Pangea:

Also, rain falls from higher up than the Empire State Building, so now you have the rest of your answer.

As they teach you in Sunday School: Rain is angels jerking off.
 
2013-12-16 03:49:10 PM

digitalrain: While I've never gotten off in the bathroom at school, I confess that I used to do it in the bathroom at work from time to time. Stressful day? Co-worker piss you off? Nothing like a few minutes of 'alone time' to relax a gal.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-12-16 03:50:44 PM
Interesting aspect....how he got caught.
 
2013-12-16 03:58:34 PM

digitalrain: While I've never gotten off in the bathroom at school, I confess that I used to do it in the bathroom at work from time to time. Stressful day? Co-worker piss you off? Nothing like a few minutes of 'alone time' to relax a gal.


You are a model woman and citizen.

The world needs more ladies like you.
 
2013-12-16 03:58:57 PM

digitalrain: While I've never gotten off in the bathroom at school, I confess that I used to do it in the bathroom at work from time to time. Stressful day? Co-worker piss you off? Nothing like a few minutes of 'alone time' to relax a gal.


Can you send a note to my boss? She throws around words like "gross", "creepy" and "fired" when I tell her this.
 
2013-12-16 04:05:41 PM

johnny queso: Random Anonymous Blackmail: MemeSlave


Who masturbates in a public bathroom?


No shiat, at least have the decency to do it in the elevator.

Is an escalator acceptable in an emergency?


www.tactilesignage.com
 
2013-12-16 04:11:53 PM

CleanAndPure: Pangea: Treygreen13: CleanAndPure: So here is a question... supposedly a penny dropped fromtop of empire state building will reach a high enough speed to kill someone. (Supposedly)

Would jism be able to reach terminal velocity, and would it be enough to kill?

Oh what I do for science...

I know it wasn't a serious question, but the Empire State Building thing is a myth. The penny reaches its terminal velocity falling after only a few stories and won't get going fast enough to kill someone regardless of how far it falls.

Also, rain falls from higher up than the Empire State Building, so now you have the rest of your answer.

Jism is thicker than water... surely it has a higher terminal velocity.


Well the Empire State Building is a totally unnecessary variable in the whole thing. Stuff tends to reach terminal velocity really quickly. It's been a while since I saw the experiment but IIRC it was like 6 stories for a human to reach terminal velocity (depending on wind resistance) so you'd get the same answer regarding cranking one out off the top of a moderately sized parking garage. Nobody thinks that you can fatally spooge on someone from 6 stories up so they can't do it from the top of the empire state building either.
 
2013-12-16 04:12:57 PM
Never jerk off in a bathroom but have had sex in clubs I used to work at. I miss those days at times :(
 
2013-12-16 04:27:16 PM

Treygreen13: Nobody thinks that you can fatally spooge on someone from 6 stories up


Challenge accepted.
 
2013-12-16 04:52:23 PM
I remember when I was in college there was a report of someone jerkin' it in the library stacks ever dang week. I suppose it could have been the same person, but I doubt it. Libraries, man? WTF?
 
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