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(Yahoo)   Peyton Manning's wife went all Lauren Holly on him in 2011   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 43
    More: Obvious, Peyton Manning, Lauren Holly, pep talk, Denver Broncos  
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2013-12-16 11:31:09 AM
Who?
 
2013-12-16 11:31:26 AM
You mean, cake AND a Game Boy?
 
2013-12-16 11:31:32 AM
She got him some big, fake boobs?

www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 11:32:31 AM
Is Lauren Holly one of the my-little- ponies?
 
2013-12-16 11:35:32 AM

mikaloyd: Who?

Peyton Manning, quarterback for the Denver Broncos.
 
2013-12-16 11:35:58 AM
I'd let either of them give me a pep talk, including Lauren Holly if she promised not to open her mouth.
 
2013-12-16 11:43:48 AM

Wellon Dowd: She got him some big, fake boobs?

[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 246x400] [i.imgur.com image 378x337]


[examines pictures]

Go on...
 
2013-12-16 11:44:46 AM
For people who don't get the reference, there's a scene in the film Any Given Sunday where Holly's character has to lay the law down to her aging quarterback husband who thinks he probably should be retired (played by Dennis Quaid).

As a side note, I didn't realize Lauren Holly had such amazing cans.
 
2013-12-16 11:46:58 AM
So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2013-12-16 11:52:14 AM
Nice hooters!
 
2013-12-16 11:55:50 AM
IMO Giselle Bundchen is more attractive.
 
2013-12-16 11:58:15 AM

mikaloyd: Who?


Come on, really?

thechive.files.wordpress.com

That's who.
 
2013-12-16 12:04:16 PM

SkunkWorx: mikaloyd: Who?

Come on, really?

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x376]

That's who.


Cake AND a GameBoy? Man...
 
2013-12-16 12:06:20 PM

The Smails Kid: mikaloyd: Who?Peyton Manning, quarterback for the Denver Broncos.


So he has character flaws then? Well nobody is perfect. Maybe he can find work at a better place.
 
2013-12-16 12:09:06 PM
This leaves one question remaining in this intriguing story.  Who, in Peyton Manning's opinion, gives the better BJ -- Peyton's wife or Peter King?
 
2013-12-16 12:10:21 PM
Mmmm, Lauren Holly, she's on my 3 exceptions list, with Charlize Theron and Kara Cooney.
 
2013-12-16 12:40:21 PM
Eli's wife better get busy.
 
2013-12-16 12:45:40 PM
It never even occurred to me that he may actually be married.  I just figured he went into some sort of stasis between games unless he was being tasked with making a commercial.
 
2013-12-16 12:50:14 PM

ValisIV: Mmmm, Lauren Holly, she's on my 3 exceptions list, with Charlize Theron and Kara Cooney.


She had some bad plastic surgery, you may want to adjust that list.
 
2013-12-16 12:52:36 PM

ValisIV: Mmmm, Lauren Holly, she's on my 3 exceptions list, with Charlize Theron and Kara Cooney.


Had to look up Cooney. Not that I wouldn't, but is there something more to that story.
 
2013-12-16 12:56:48 PM

mikaloyd: Is Lauren Holly one of the my-little- ponies?


Singer from the Fugees.
 
2013-12-16 12:58:59 PM

FloydA: mikaloyd: Is Lauren Holly one of the my-little- ponies?

Singer from the Fugees.


No, that's the redhead from That 70s Show.
 
2013-12-16 01:07:15 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: IMO Giselle Bundchen is more attractive.


Yes, but a few more sideboob photos of Mrs. Manning might sway my vote, among other things.
 
2013-12-16 01:36:10 PM
Lets not forget that scene in Any Given Sunday that subby is referencing wasnt about his wife bootstrapping her husband and giving him "tough love" or any shiat like that. She was a self serving goldigger that didnt want the gravy train to end when there was still a few million bucks to squeeze out of him, even if that meant crippling him. He was hurt, tired, and worn out after a long career in the league and was ready to hang them up; she told him to take his ass back out there and keep the money coming in. She was his trophy wife; he was her ATM.
 
2013-12-16 01:45:01 PM
I desperately want to make love to a school boy?
 
2013-12-16 01:46:01 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I desperately want to make love to a school boy?


well, IIRC, that scene in question was the boy having a wet dream
 
2013-12-16 01:48:16 PM
She became a redhead with major-league yabos?

Because if that's the case, I officially want to be Peyton Manning.

// though either one being fake is just wrong
// I'd rather boink a flat blonde than an enhanced fake-redhead
 
2013-12-16 01:48:52 PM
She was also crazy hot in the Bruce Lee biopic
 
2013-12-16 02:02:31 PM

redmid17: ValisIV: Mmmm, Lauren Holly, she's on my 3 exceptions list, with Charlize Theron and Kara Cooney.

Had to look up Cooney. Not that I wouldn't, but is there something more to that story.


She's brilliant, loves Egyptian history, and is 6' tall.
 
2013-12-16 02:31:19 PM
You got one minute.


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2013-12-16 03:08:05 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: For people who don't get the reference, there's a scene in the film Any Given Sunday where Holly's character has to lay the law down to her aging quarterback husband who thinks he probably should be retired (played by Dennis Quaid).

As a side note, I didn't realize Lauren Holly had such amazing cans.


If you like hideously fake boobs then I guess you're right...
 
2013-12-16 03:13:47 PM
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Lt. Comd. Dodge: Lieutenant Lake, you're almost out of uniform.
 
2013-12-16 03:15:22 PM

SkunkWorx: mikaloyd: Who?

Come on, really?

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x376]

That's who.


Came for this picture.

Leaving to satisfy myself.
 
2013-12-16 03:36:05 PM
No one gets the 'Any Given Sunday' reference?
Sheesh.
 
2013-12-16 03:50:23 PM
also a fan of the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Loyd lifts up her skirt and gives a wonderful peak at her hind quarters.
 
2013-12-16 04:18:51 PM

FirstTimeLongTime: No one gets the 'Any Given Sunday' reference?
Sheesh.


lol.
 
2013-12-16 04:23:04 PM

rtaylor92: also a fan of the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Loyd lifts up her skirt and gives a wonderful peak at her hind quarters.


That's when I knew (I knew I knew I knew I knew) she would make me happy (happy, happy)
 
2013-12-16 04:25:25 PM

you are a puppet: rtaylor92: also a fan of the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Loyd lifts up her skirt and gives a wonderful peak at her hind quarters.

That's when I knew (I knew I knew I knew I knew) she would make me happy (happy, happy)


Thanks.  Now that song is stuck in my head.  But +1 for making me giggle.
 
2013-12-16 04:38:45 PM

Prey4reign: This leaves one question remaining in this intriguing story.  Who, in Peyton Manning's opinion, gives the better BJ -- Peyton's wife or Peter King?


Presumably Mrs. Manning doesn't slobber as much.
 
2013-12-16 06:05:45 PM

FirstTimeLongTime: No one gets the 'Any Given Sunday' reference?
Sheesh.


The reference could have gone one of two ways. A direct football reference between Peyton and Dennis Quaid's character can be made very easily.  A positive reference can be made due to Holly's character made a heartfelt and impassioned speech in "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story".
 
2013-12-16 06:43:55 PM
Became obsessed with tracking an arms dealer known as 'The Frog'?
 
2013-12-16 09:30:36 PM

GrenadeOConner: FirstTimeLongTime: No one gets the 'Any Given Sunday' reference?
Sheesh.

The reference could have gone one of two ways. A direct football reference between Peyton and Dennis Quaid's character can be made very easily.  A positive reference can be made due to Holly's character made a heartfelt and impassioned speech in "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story".


Forgot about that, good call.

/It was Any Given Sunday
 
2013-12-17 03:35:32 PM

GrenadeOConner: FirstTimeLongTime: No one gets the 'Any Given Sunday' reference?
Sheesh.

The reference could have gone one of two ways. A direct football reference between Peyton and Dennis Quaid's character can be made very easily.  A positive reference can be made due to Holly's character made a heartfelt and impassioned speech in "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story".


heh, i didnt believe it was for Any Given Sunday at all.  to me it was always a reference to the Bruce Lee scene.  i was pretty shocked that the reference to it got a greenie.
 
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