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(The State)   When fleeing cross-country to avoid double murder charges, remember to fill your gas tank regularly   (thestate.com) divider line 33
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2013-12-16 12:58:21 PM
Ran outta Luck, too.
 
2013-12-16 12:59:16 PM
That is a terrible place to run out of gas on in mid-December. Always keep your gas tank topped off in Wyoming. It's long stretches of nothing out there and the wind just blows forever.
 
2013-12-16 01:00:27 PM
Esso L.
 
2013-12-16 01:02:06 PM
They are both fat.  They must have eaten the bodies.
 
2013-12-16 01:03:52 PM
Good job subby. Now all the killers will keep their tanks full, from your advise.

- Chanucy Wiggium
 
2013-12-16 01:04:25 PM
The dead mother and brother were found on the interstate? Way to hide the bodies.
 
2013-12-16 01:04:54 PM
Is dude wearing a onesie or what?  That is one scary couple

media.thestate.com
 
2013-12-16 01:07:16 PM
Came for crazy astronaut lady in Depends, leaving unsoiled.
 
2013-12-16 01:12:13 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net

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2013-12-16 01:13:45 PM
Looking at the pictures I don't think they knew what E on the gas gauge means
 
2013-12-16 01:24:31 PM
When fleeing cross-country to avoid double murder charges, remember to fill your gas tank regularly

It's good advice even if you aren't fleeing cross-country to avoid double murder charges.
 
2013-12-16 01:27:15 PM

JohnCarter: Is dude wearing a onesie or what?  That is one scary couple

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He looks like the Gothapotomus.
 
2013-12-16 01:28:04 PM

uncleacid: Looking at the pictures I don't think they knew what E on the gas gauge means


I lent my truck to a girl last Saturday, and she brought it back past the E on the gauge. I had to pour the fuel stored for the lawn gear into it just so I could drive to the station - so at least I got the chore of emptying fuel for winter job done - but normally, I fill up a tank with 17+ gallons... this time? It took 20+ gallons to fill it up. I had NO idea my gas tank capacity was 21 gallons. Anyway... she's cute, so who cares if she's dumb as a rock.

I've learned a little bit from the kind of people who have no clue what E means.
 
2013-12-16 01:30:09 PM

special20: Esso L.


okay, I laughed.  And then was immediately saddened by the number of people who won't get the joke because we're so effing old...

/I still have a Disney album Esso used to give out for filling up your tank.
 
2013-12-16 01:32:48 PM

stupiddream: JohnCarter: Is dude wearing a onesie or what?  That is one scary couple

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He looks like the Gothapotomus.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 01:34:53 PM
FTA: He said the couple were arrested without incident shortly after 6 p.m. Thursday. It was unclear Friday if they had attorneys chins.

Yeah... that's .... that's an unpleasant couple right there.
 
2013-12-16 01:37:47 PM

JohnCarter: Is dude wearing a onesie or what?  That is one scary couple


Looks like that thing King Kong Bundy wore
 
2013-12-16 01:39:02 PM
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King Kong Bundy, Jr?
 
2013-12-16 01:40:05 PM
brigid_fitch:

/I still have a Disney album Esso used to give out for filling up your tank.

What's on it?
 
2013-12-16 01:41:36 PM
I remember when the gas company was named "ESSO" and had a bowling team named the "ESSO Bees".  Also when they changed their name to "EXXON" and took hits as it was now the sign of the double cross (the two x's were tilted crosses and they were double crossing the public).  How many understand what the term "double cross" means?  I am so really old...so old that the Social Security and Obamacare folks sent me a notice that my warranty has run out, so old that I was in Jesus' graduating class in high school, so old that my insurance company sends me their annual calendar one month at a time...
 
2013-12-16 01:41:37 PM
Luck be a lady ton....YE GODZ!
 
2013-12-16 01:43:46 PM

special20: brigid_fitch:

/I still have a Disney album Esso used to give out for filling up your tank.

What's on it?


It's a compilation album w/a whole bunch of different songs from the movies.  I forget which ones, though.  The cover has a bunch of Disney characters riding a train.
 
2013-12-16 01:47:32 PM

vudukungfu: Ran outta Luck, too.


Nope, the guy just has bad Luck.
 
2013-12-16 01:49:11 PM
FTA: "I have to commend our detectives who worked tirelessly from hour one of this horrific crime," Scott said. "They've done an outstanding job investigating, solving and coordinating to bring this to resolution."

Whatever. If those two geniuses hadn't run out of gas, they'd still be on the run
 
2013-12-16 02:14:53 PM

special20: uncleacid: Looking at the pictures I don't think they knew what E on the gas gauge means

I lent my truck to a girl last Saturday, and she brought it back past the E on the gauge. I had to pour the fuel stored for the lawn gear into it just so I could drive to the station - so at least I got the chore of emptying fuel for winter job done - but normally, I fill up a tank with 17+ gallons... this time? It took 20+ gallons to fill it up. I had NO idea my gas tank capacity was 21 gallons. Anyway... she's cute, so who cares if she's dumb as a rock.

I've learned a little bit from the kind of people who have no clue what E means.


My dad has the weird ability of being able to drive his cars to near stall and not get stranded out of gas. I have an old truck of his and no matter how low the tank gets, the low fuel light won't come on. I wonder if he burned it out.
 
2013-12-16 02:20:34 PM
And always have lots of fresh diapers.
www.forkandsaltshaker.com
 
2013-12-16 02:23:19 PM
Don't people go to Mexico anymore?
 
2013-12-16 02:34:31 PM
Where are their necks?
 
2013-12-16 02:49:54 PM

JohnCarter: Is dude wearing a onesie or what?  That is one scary couple

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A fat, stupid, neckbeard and his equally fat, stupid girlfriend. I pray to Darwin that she isn't pregnant...
 
2013-12-16 03:29:16 PM

brigid_fitch: special20: Esso L.

okay, I laughed.  And then was immediately saddened by the number of people who won't get the joke because we're so effing old...

/I still have a Disney album Esso used to give out for filling up your tank.


Do you have something to play it on?
Just curious, I don't wanna hear it.
 
2013-12-16 07:19:13 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Don't people go to Mexico anymore?


Easier to sneak into Canada, and I would guess somewhere between WI and WA in the wilderness would give the best odds.
 
2013-12-16 07:43:19 PM
I drove across Wyoming today in an F-150 while towing a car and didn't stop for gas. Ecoboost engines rock, also having a 36 gallon tank helped too.
 
2013-12-17 12:14:11 AM
I live in Cheyenne, there are multiple signs going north on I-25 (Including a big one over the road) that read: NO GAS for 65 miles.

There are the same signs going south from Wheatland, WY (the next town north from Cheyenne that has gas) that read the same thing.

However, from the looks of the mug shots, maybe reading isn't their specialty.
 
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