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2013-12-16 10:46:20 AM  
I bet it was smart bombs
 
2013-12-16 10:46:50 AM  
So this is a Havahd Bahm?  I thought there'd be equations and shiat on the trigger.
 
2013-12-16 10:47:22 AM  
Woulnd't "bawmb" be closah?
 
2013-12-16 10:47:24 AM  
So it's not a bu?
 
2013-12-16 10:47:44 AM  
A bomb threat during finals? GAUWSH

Who didn't finish their term paper?
 
2013-12-16 10:47:44 AM  

Dools: So this is a Havahd Bahm?  I thought there'd be equations and shiat on the trigger.


You're thinking MIT
 
2013-12-16 10:47:53 AM  
Finals week probably
 
2013-12-16 10:47:57 AM  

menschenfresser: Woulnd't "bawmb" be closah?


Also "wouldn't" like and such as
 
2013-12-16 10:48:21 AM  
Probably a legacy bomb--not really smart, but since it's daddy went there.......
 
2013-12-16 10:48:22 AM  

" This is Our Farking City! "

Big Papi

 
2013-12-16 10:48:33 AM  

Tax Boy: A bomb threat during finals? GAUWSH

Who didn't finish their term paper?


^^^ THIS
 
2013-12-16 10:48:59 AM  
FTFA: Final exams have begun at the Ivy League school in Cambridge

Someone forgot to study....
 
2013-12-16 10:49:07 AM  
Hey I know the Titans lost yesterday but is this anyway to react?
 
2013-12-16 10:49:13 AM  
WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A BARM!
 
2013-12-16 10:49:34 AM  

wsupfoo2: I bet it was smart smaht bombs


FTFY
 
2013-12-16 10:49:42 AM  
Has any bomb threat ever turned out to be an actual bomb?
 
2013-12-16 10:49:55 AM  

texdent: So it's not a bu?


No, Not a bu a bahm.
 
2013-12-16 10:50:26 AM  

wsupfoo2: I bet it was smart bombs


It's not really any smarter than bombs at other colleges. It's an affluent bomb.
 
2013-12-16 10:50:50 AM  
Considering the cable news networks are all over this, I can guess who called the threat in. There's not much mileage in reporting that congress is actually not being useless for once. Either that or a drunk frosh found out he was studying for the wrong test.
 
2013-12-16 10:50:55 AM  
www.marketmenot.com

"We gotta git outta heayh!!"
 
2013-12-16 10:51:00 AM  
Who needs to study when everyone is guaranteed at least a B?
 
2013-12-16 10:51:09 AM  
prob nothing but stay safe Harvard farkers...
 
2013-12-16 10:51:15 AM  
I really shouldn't have laughed at that headline.
 
2013-12-16 10:51:30 AM  
Me thinks someone does not wish to take their finals.
 
2013-12-16 10:52:26 AM  

cgraves67: wsupfoo2: I bet it was smart bombs

It's not really any smarter than bombs at other colleges. It's an affluent bomb.


If they put it in the sewers, would it be an effluent bomb?
 
2013-12-16 10:52:45 AM  

1-31-07

NEVAR

FORGET

 
2013-12-16 10:53:09 AM  
wicked pissah!
 
2013-12-16 10:54:10 AM  
Thanks Obamamater
 
2013-12-16 10:54:23 AM  
Quick, someone send in Ben Affleck as Batman!
 
2013-12-16 10:54:25 AM  
blu.stb.s-msn.com
 
2013-12-16 10:54:56 AM  

somedude210: Dools: So this is a Havahd Bahm?  I thought there'd be equations and shiat on the trigger.

You're thinking MIT


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymsHLkB8u3s
 
2013-12-16 10:55:20 AM  
Our fair city.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-16 10:55:21 AM  
I bet this scare will get an "A" even if it isn't as good as the last Boston bombing.
 
2013-12-16 10:55:22 AM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

Not impressed.
 
2013-12-16 10:56:03 AM  
Yeah, I don't think anyone ever really plants bombs only to call and report them.  Terrorists tend to blow them up instead.
 
2013-12-16 10:56:12 AM  

skozlaw: [static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]

Not impressed.


You could land a Dreamliner on that chin.
 
2013-12-16 10:57:36 AM  
Bahm?

i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 10:58:23 AM  
When I was a freshman in high school, we would get a bomb threat almost every Friday. That nonsense stopped when the school stopped releasing us, and started making the students wait on the lawn until the police finished their search, then made us go back to class and make up the time missed.
 
2013-12-16 10:58:25 AM  

Erix: Our fair city.


MA
 
2013-12-16 10:58:33 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Who needs to study when everyone is guaranteed at least a B?


In addition to grades, they should rank order everyone in every class, no ties allowed. If you get a B but are 25 out of 25, then that should be put on the report card.

"But I can't get a 25! Wachtell will never hire me!"
"The system is fixed at a single person per rank, but I will consider changing it if Tom agrees to switch places with you. You may need your checkbook."
 
2013-12-16 10:58:46 AM  

somedude210: Dools: So this is a Havahd Bahm?  I thought there'd be equations and shiat on the trigger.

You're thinking MIT


Yeah, Harvard's probably has legal boilerplate waiving all responsibility in the case of misuse of the product.
 
2013-12-16 10:58:58 AM  
Save the chowdah!
 
2013-12-16 10:59:38 AM  
Perchance my insight into the sociopathic mind is lacking (and here I thought TFD had me covered), but what precisely is the thought process behind painstakingly and anonymously crafting an explosive, installing and arming it, and then tipping off the police before causing it and your target to explode?

Is this sort of the asshole version of a cock tease?
 
2013-12-16 11:00:03 AM  
Is it a cah bahm?
 
2013-12-16 11:00:37 AM  
Hilarious, phonetically portrayed accent FAIL.

I guarantee you won't find anyone in Boston pronouncing "bomb" as "bahm".

Chicago, maybe?
 
2013-12-16 11:00:59 AM  

biyaaatci: Erix: Our fair city.

MA


FEDERLOSA!!!
 
2013-12-16 11:02:56 AM  
Poor thing, it couldn't get in to WalMart I guess :-\
 
2013-12-16 11:04:35 AM  
Yale bombs are so much better.
 
2013-12-16 11:05:34 AM  
I have always said bombs not guns, glad to read about somebody finally listening.
 
2013-12-16 11:07:19 AM  

fruitloop: Bahm?

[i171.photobucket.com image 87x300]


I very rarely put anything like that on, but I've got some of that exact stuff on my lips right now. I draw the line at "so chapped they bleed when I smile".

Oh, TFA, right. Yeah, someone didn't study and fears parental wrath or loss of scholarship. I'm thinking...Asian engineer or Eastern European music student.

Or lazy-ass American business student.
 
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