Goodnight pretty lady.
Piizzadude: is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?
twistedmetal: /yes, yes you would have
clintster: Apparently she had a feud with her older sister Olivia de Havilland, dating back to 1942. The two sisters hadn't even spoken to one another since their mother died in 1975.
varmitydog: Joan Fontaine
AverageAmericanGuy: varmitydog: Joan FontaineKinda looks like Taylor Swift. Same lack of muscle tone.
scamp-dun-emer: Olivia's laughing in her drool.
walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!
zabadu: walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!Yeah, not really.Imagine waking up to this:[img96.imageshack.us image 500x523]
pasketti: Lauren Bacall is still around, too. And still working.Is there anyone else left from that era?
walktoanarcade: zabadu: walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!Yeah, not really.Imagine waking up to this:[img96.imageshack.us image 500x523]LIKE I saidD-UH!.....not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89! but that picture you found is much worse than I found! MY EYES! GAH!!!!
varmitydog: [img13784.cl2.imagevenue.com image 712x879]Joan Fontaine
Misconduc: I wish Jane Fonda would die, RIP Hanoi Jane
R.I.P. Pat LaFontaine
vabeard: Piizzadude: is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?Semi-famous?/you don't know very much, apparently.
ten foiled hats: You don't understand. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big star. And I'm gonna run him out of the business, and let me tell you why.Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable protégés. For five years we had her under training. Singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her. I was gonna make her a big star! And let me be even more frank, just to show you I'm not a hard-hearted man, and it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I had 'em all over the world! And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm. And she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous! Now you get the hell outta here! And if that gumbah tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no band leader! Yeah, I heard that story...
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