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(LA Times)   Joan Fontaine, best known for her Oscar winning role in "Suspicion" has died at 96   (latimes.com) divider line 47
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2013-12-15 09:45:03 PM
That's what she gets for dabbling in Peter O'Toole.
 
2013-12-15 09:46:23 PM
Good grief

/they're dropping like flies today
//Abe Vigoda must be laughing his ass off
 
2013-12-15 09:56:03 PM
Dead pool bingo is getting exciting towards the end of the year.
 
2013-12-15 09:58:20 PM

www.fanphobia.net


Goodnight pretty lady.


/yes, yes you would have
 
2013-12-16 12:31:10 AM
I'll never forgive him for what they did to Khartoum.
 
2013-12-16 01:09:52 AM
is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?
 
2013-12-16 01:23:31 AM

Piizzadude: is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?


Renew! Renew!
 
2013-12-16 01:28:18 AM
indiebear.com
Still alive
 
2013-12-16 02:10:10 AM
Apparently she had a feud with her older sister Olivia de Havilland, dating back to 1942. The two sisters hadn't even spoken to one another since their mother died in 1975.
 
2013-12-16 03:04:56 AM

twistedmetal: /yes, yes you would have



undoubtedly
 
2013-12-16 03:06:05 AM

clintster: Apparently she had a feud with her older sister Olivia de Havilland, dating back to 1942. The two sisters hadn't even spoken to one another since their mother died in 1975.


Still haven't, apparently.
 
2013-12-16 04:16:32 AM

upload.wikimedia.org


R.I.P. Fountain

 
2013-12-16 04:23:50 AM
In other news, Joan Fontaine was still alive....
 
2013-12-16 05:17:16 AM
Olivia's laughing in her drool.
 
2013-12-16 05:29:53 AM
Been a rough week for film fans, Parker, O'Toole, now Fontaine.

I haz a big sad :(
 
2013-12-16 05:39:46 AM
Go on Beaky...go on.
 
2013-12-16 06:17:01 AM
...she chose the Impossible
 
2013-12-16 07:28:15 AM
First O'Toole and now this. But...today's stars are...good.
 
2013-12-16 08:20:53 AM
This is what I get for asking how many greats can be left.

Rest In Peace, actress.
 
2013-12-16 08:49:42 AM

clintster: Apparently she had a feud with her older sister Olivia de Havilland, dating back to 1942. The two sisters hadn't even spoken to one another since their mother died in 1975.


Both vowed to outlive the other, so big sister wins!
 
2013-12-16 08:53:32 AM
My currently-decaffeinated brain read that as Jane Fonda and got excited.
Welp... I better go take care of one of those problems.
 
2013-12-16 09:01:40 AM
Luise Rainer is still alive at 103.
 
2013-12-16 09:13:10 AM
img13784.cl2.imagevenue.com
Joan Fontaine
 
2013-12-16 09:17:50 AM

varmitydog: Joan Fontaine


Kinda looks like Taylor Swift. Same lack of muscle tone.
 
2013-12-16 09:25:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: varmitydog: Joan Fontaine

Kinda looks like Taylor Swift. Same lack of muscle tone.


They both look amazing. (well, Fontaine when alive and younger)
 
2013-12-16 09:29:00 AM
Lauren Bacall is still around, too.  And still working.

Is there anyone else left from that era?
 
2013-12-16 09:31:38 AM
Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!
 
2013-12-16 09:45:22 AM
A little less kicking in the face.
A lot more kicking the bucket.

cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com
 
2013-12-16 10:36:37 AM

scamp-dun-emer: Olivia's laughing in her drool.

Stool.

Let's not mince words or pudding here.
 
2013-12-16 10:37:45 AM
and Suspicion is not on Netflix. for shame.
 
2013-12-16 11:02:59 AM

walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!


Yeah, not really.
Imagine waking up to this:
img96.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-16 11:22:47 AM

zabadu: walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!

Yeah, not really.
Imagine waking up to this:
[img96.imageshack.us image 500x523]


LIKE I saidD-UH!.....not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89! but that picture you found is much worse than I found!  MY EYES! GAH!!!!
 
2013-12-16 11:32:14 AM

pasketti: Lauren Bacall is still around, too.  And still working.

Is there anyone else left from that era?


Shirley Temple
 
2013-12-16 12:01:13 PM

walktoanarcade: zabadu: walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!

Yeah, not really.
Imagine waking up to this:
[img96.imageshack.us image 500x523]

LIKE I saidD-UH!.....not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89! but that picture you found is much worse than I found!  MY EYES! GAH!!!!


Glad to be of service.
 
2013-12-16 12:37:24 PM
 I wish Jane Fonda would die, RIP Hanoi Jane
 
2013-12-16 01:40:43 PM

Piizzadude: is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?


Semi-famous?

/you don't know very much, apparently.
 
2013-12-16 01:50:53 PM
If you haven't seen any films she was in, there is one on the Internet Archive here . It's a strange little film, but worth seeing.
 
2013-12-16 01:52:02 PM

varmitydog: [img13784.cl2.imagevenue.com image 712x879]
Joan Fontaine


This is what real women look like boys. Without makeup shotgun and bolt ons.
 
2013-12-16 01:52:40 PM

Misconduc: I wish Jane Fonda would die, RIP Hanoi Jane


2/10
 
2013-12-16 02:07:03 PM

walktoanarcade: zabadu: walktoanarcade: Whoa, I'm not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89!

Yeah, not really.
Imagine waking up to this:
[img96.imageshack.us image 500x523]

LIKE I saidD-UH!.....not saying I'd do 'er, but Lauren Bacall looks fantastic for 89! but that picture you found is much worse than I found!  MY EYES! GAH!!!!


When sixty years after Humphrey Bogart you bone, you look so good, back to me you get.
 
2013-12-16 02:30:22 PM
/sound asleep

"cnnikdfkhgbkwrjhfnwiuhyousleepwellvnvsoinrnf?"

"Huh? wha?"

img14.imageshack.us

"cnnikdfkhgbkwrjhfnwiuhdidyousleepwellvnvsoinrnf?"

img196.imageshack.us

"Who's in the well? What?"

img14.imageshack.us

"Did you sleep well?"

"Did I sleep well? Is that what you're asking me?"

img14.imageshack.us

"Yes!"

"I can't see anything without my glasses. I guess... I guess I slept OK."

/slips glasses on

img43.imageshack.us

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !"
 
2013-12-16 02:44:45 PM

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R.I.P. Pat LaFontaine

 
2013-12-16 02:54:32 PM
There is a certain time in your life when you should stop wearing low cut outfits.  Being in your late 80s is one of those times.
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2013-12-16 03:00:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-12-16 05:29:34 PM

vabeard: Piizzadude: is today get rid of old semi-famous people day?

Semi-famous?

/you don't know very much, apparently.


about 90 year olds, no I remain blissfully ignorant
 
2013-12-16 05:54:10 PM
You don't understand.  Johnny Fontane never gets that movie.  That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big star.  And I'm gonna run him out of the business, and let me tell you why.

Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable protégés.  For five years we had her under training.  Singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons.  I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her.  I was gonna make her a big star!  And let me be even more frank, just to show you I'm not a hard-hearted man, and it's not all dollars and cents.  She was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent.  She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I had 'em all over the world!  And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.  And she runs off.  She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous!  And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!  Now you get the hell outta here!  And if that gumbah tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no band leader!  Yeah, I heard that story...
 
2013-12-17 02:14:52 PM

ten foiled hats: You don't understand.  Johnny Fontane never gets that movie.  That part is perfect for him, it'll make him a big star.  And I'm gonna run him out of the business, and let me tell you why.

Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable protégés.  For five years we had her under training.  Singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons.  I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her.  I was gonna make her a big star!  And let me be even more frank, just to show you I'm not a hard-hearted man, and it's not all dollars and cents.  She was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent.  She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I had 'em all over the world!  And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.  And she runs off.  She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous!  And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!  Now you get the hell outta here!  And if that gumbah tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no band leader!  Yeah, I heard that story...


And next morning, Woltz pulled back the sheets to reveal this head:
img.fark.net
 
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