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(Some puzzled farkette)   This week on 'You Can Find ANYTHING on the Internet', we have sexy mermen Christmas ornaments. Because nothing says Christmas like sexy, half dressed men with fish tails. What strange Christmas ornaments do you have on YOUR tree?   (diamondsofthesea.com) divider line 66
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2013-12-15 08:47:40 PM  
Define "tree".
 
2013-12-16 03:29:46 AM  
No tree.

Atheist and all.
 
2013-12-16 03:49:51 AM  
... Is it wrong that I actually kind of like them in all their glittery glory? I'd totally get a tattooed mer-dude if he wasn't $30.


/lumberjack merman = bark of laughter
//totally wasn't intentional
///I'll get me hat
 
2013-12-16 03:52:35 AM  
I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop
 
2013-12-16 04:09:50 AM  
We are non-believers, but still partake in the tree and such. Right now, we have one dollar-store ornament, and the kids wrapped a paper chain around it. In order to outdo you guys, I just went upstairs and ejaculated on the lower branches of our fake tree. Hopefully nobody notices, especially the cats.
 
2013-12-16 04:12:12 AM  

powhound: We are non-believers, but still partake in the tree and such. Right now, we have one dollar-store ornament, and the kids wrapped a paper chain around it. In order to outdo you guys, I just went upstairs and ejaculated on the lower branches of our fake tree. Hopefully nobody notices, especially the cats.


Funny, the cats were thinking the same thing about you after they pooped on the tree. Which, BTW, one-ups you.
 
2013-12-16 04:12:47 AM  

tripleseven: No tree.

Atheist and all.


Yeah, 'cause nothing says "Babby Jebus" and religion more than an evergreen tree decorated with artificial lights and plastic doo-dads.
 
2013-12-16 04:15:39 AM  
brimed03:

Funny, the cats were thinking the same thing about you after they pooped on the tree. Which, BTW, one-ups you.

Damn cats!
 
2013-12-16 04:38:45 AM  
Those were indeed odd, but of them all, airline pilot mermaid made the least sense.
 
2013-12-16 04:49:52 AM  
I saw a bunch of pickle ornaments yesterday, so these are making sense.

But the pickles were only $6.
 
2013-12-16 04:56:26 AM  
I discovered a year or two ago that you can't post pics of caganers to Fark.

hmm

inventorspot.com

For that weird uncle.

inventorspot.com
 
2013-12-16 05:09:22 AM  

Biner: tripleseven: No tree.

Atheist and all.

Yeah, 'cause nothing says "Babby Jebus" and religion more than an evergreen tree decorated with artificial lights and plastic doo-dads.


My doo-dads are most certainly NOT plastic, sir.
 
2013-12-16 05:12:20 AM  

tripleseven: No tree.

Atheist and all.


Not all atheists go without a tree, so what's your real reason for not having a tree?
 
2013-12-16 05:25:51 AM  
30-pin SIMMs and thin-net coax T-connectors. And some traditional Russian ornaments.
 
2013-12-16 05:26:26 AM  

tripleseven: No tree.

Atheist and all.


Which has fark all to do with Jesus.
 
2013-12-16 05:47:16 AM  
We have a 6 foot anatomical model skeleton covered in lights, old running medals, and orphaned earrings.

It looks a mess but it does have presents underneath it and it makes as much sense to us as a tree.
 
2013-12-16 05:50:02 AM  
We've got a Princess Diana memorial ornament.  i.imgur.com
and a black santa i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 06:08:57 AM  
"Clam Bake Merman" doesn't care if you clean up.

/I have a tweed mouse
//Only 4 non-ball ornaments.
 
2013-12-16 06:15:43 AM  
I have miniature domino masks, as well as comedy and tragedy masks.  To be honest, the tree looks like a drunken theater party that just got back from Mardi Gras.
 
2013-12-16 06:30:37 AM  
Eddie Van Halen's guitar in 1:48 size.
 
2013-12-16 06:56:36 AM  
Dororo. img.fark.net
 
2013-12-16 07:11:42 AM  
A brown bear paddling a fish shaped canoe. Also a Wally Bronner figure with a Santa beard. Both from here.

http://www.bronners.com/
 
2013-12-16 07:15:26 AM  
I don't see how this could be sexy.

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2013-12-16 07:24:01 AM  

unchellmatt: I don't see how this could be sexy.

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Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.
 
2013-12-16 07:29:53 AM  
I have a beautiful digital wallpaper of a Christmas tree decorated out in the forest in the dark.

I put it on my 42 inch monitor and run a snow program over it so it looks like it's snowing.

That is the entirety of my Christmas decorations every year for the past decade.
 
2013-12-16 07:32:24 AM  
They sell these up in a lot of the shops at the beach my parents live at. They even have 3 ft tall lawn ornament versions of these.
 
2013-12-16 07:38:44 AM  
I have a decoration of three middle eastern guys who thought it was a good idea to herd sheep in winter, beside a delusional woman and her oblivious husband while looking at a child who ends up saying he's God and as God kills himself to save humanity from themselves and then comes back as a zombie.
 
2013-12-16 07:41:36 AM  
A rather festive and glittery poop ornament from the dog poop calendar people.
 
2013-12-16 07:50:54 AM  
I'm scared and frightened.
 
2013-12-16 08:00:00 AM  
We have a menorah and a Star of David.  And a black Santa.  And a pickle, I think.
 
2013-12-16 08:15:18 AM  
I have been told that I have too many space ship ornaments. Got a Buddah in a Santa hat too.
 
2013-12-16 08:21:03 AM  
I got a little drunk last year and made this. Keeping it.
i257.photobucket.com

My cousin made me a zombie finger ornament.
i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-16 08:47:43 AM  
There's a joke about Kanye West in there somewhere...
 
2013-12-16 08:54:14 AM  

highbrow45: There's a joke about Kanye West in there somewhere...


Or atleast a pic from the southpark episode(s).
 
2013-12-16 08:58:05 AM  

Weatherkiss: I have a decoration of three middle eastern guys who thought it was a good idea to herd sheep in winter, beside a delusional woman and her oblivious husband while looking at a child who ends up saying he's God and as God kills himself to save humanity from themselves and then comes back as a zombie.


Winters are fairly mild there (although the desert does get VERY cold at night), so herding sheep in the winter isn't so crazy.
 
2013-12-16 09:12:13 AM  
I have a pickle ornament. It's a German tradition.
 
2013-12-16 09:47:20 AM  
I turned my retainer into a Christmas tree ornament when I was through with it. Just out of general dickishness.
 
2013-12-16 09:48:28 AM  
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Eggbert was a giant talking egg that spoke the the kids visiting a local nursery every Christmas where I grew up. I never understood why it was an egg. Wouldn't that be better for Easter?
 
2013-12-16 09:50:29 AM  
Voodoo dolls for all the usual things, health, wealth, prosperity, tributes to the Orishas, and the slow painful death of our enemies.
 
2013-12-16 10:03:42 AM  
The cheap, plastic ornaments that came in boxes of Christmas Crunch back in the day.
 
2013-12-16 10:03:49 AM  
We used to have a Michael Vick ornament which my dog chewed up. That's some fancy shooting there irony.
 
2013-12-16 10:12:52 AM  
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I have my camping themed tree which sports this hidden in it's boughs.
 
2013-12-16 10:21:24 AM  

wildcardjack: I discovered a year or two ago that you can't post pics of caganers to Fark.

hmm


Well, now I have to go google up and find out what the hell a caganer is...

::googles::

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-16 10:53:43 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-16 11:01:01 AM  
Weirdest one I can think of off hand is a tiny crab pot with a crab in it from Maryland relatives.
Apparently I fail the weird tree fark test.
 
2013-12-16 11:07:44 AM  

croesius: wildcardjack: I discovered a year or two ago that you can't post pics of caganers to Fark.

hmm

Well, now I have to go google up and find out what the hell a caganer is...

::googles::

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A Spanish Christmas Tradition.
 
2013-12-16 11:07:49 AM  
I have an ignition switch with the key melted into it that I hang on the tree every year.  It's what was salvageable from a motorcycle that caught fire while I was riding it some years ago.  Bike destroyed, but no injuries.  Could have been so much worse.  Gratitude!

/Even though I still had 2 years of payments to make on it.
//Oh well so what because--
///Gratitude!
 
2013-12-16 11:24:04 AM  
If their bottom half is truly a fish bottom, why are they wearing belts?

www.diamondsofthesea.com
 
2013-12-16 11:26:59 AM  
About 10 years ago I started collecting disney ornaments. Mostly hallmark keepsake.

So nothing weird, just lots of disney.
 
2013-12-16 12:03:26 PM  
They look so... YMCA Band types.
 
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