powhound: We are non-believers, but still partake in the tree and such. Right now, we have one dollar-store ornament, and the kids wrapped a paper chain around it. In order to outdo you guys, I just went upstairs and ejaculated on the lower branches of our fake tree. Hopefully nobody notices, especially the cats.
tripleseven: No tree.Atheist and all.
Biner: tripleseven: No tree.Atheist and all.Yeah, 'cause nothing says "Babby Jebus" and religion more than an evergreen tree decorated with artificial lights and plastic doo-dads.
unchellmatt: I don't see how this could be sexy.[web.mit.edu image 640x499]
highbrow45: There's a joke about Kanye West in there somewhere...
Weatherkiss: I have a decoration of three middle eastern guys who thought it was a good idea to herd sheep in winter, beside a delusional woman and her oblivious husband while looking at a child who ends up saying he's God and as God kills himself to save humanity from themselves and then comes back as a zombie.
wildcardjack: I discovered a year or two ago that you can't post pics of caganers to Fark.hmm
croesius: wildcardjack: I discovered a year or two ago that you can't post pics of caganers to Fark.hmmWell, now I have to go google up and find out what the hell a caganer is...::googles::[i0.kym-cdn.com image 200x150]
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