If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AZ Family)   32-year-old man carjacks an SUV and drives to a casino not realizing there is a 91-year-old man still in the car. Hollywood is already trying to get this made into a film starring Seth Rogan and Clint Eastwood   (azfamily.com) divider line 24
    More: Amusing, SUV, narcotic drugs, Clint Eastwood  
•       •       •

2728 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Dec 2013 at 3:27 AM (18 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



24 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-12-16 01:04:35 AM
Really? Seth Rogan? Come on, man.

This is a part made for Zach Galifianakis.

And although Eastwood is an interesting choice, you'd be doing yourself a favor casting Morgan Freeman as the zany elderly man.
 
2013-12-16 01:21:44 AM
Heard blaring from the radio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
 
2013-12-16 03:32:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Really? Seth Rogan? Come on, man.

This is a part made for Zach Galifianakis.

And although Eastwood is an interesting choice, you'd be doing yourself a favor casting Morgan Freeman as the zany elderly man.


I'd watch it.
 
2013-12-16 03:35:20 AM
Nah, nah, that's a part tailor made for Harrison Ford.
 
2013-12-16 03:48:11 AM
Do a gender switch and hire Betty White.
 
2013-12-16 03:50:48 AM
After Seth/Zach gets some life lessons and understands the potential directions for his own future, Eastwood/Ford asks to be taken to a 'ranch,' in Nevada and when they stop to have a steak in Tahoe.....

Eastwood/Ford is really DB Cooper.
 
2013-12-16 04:07:44 AM
+1 Subby.

Also: we seem to be doing a lot of casting these stories lately. Morgan Freedman is getting a lot of hypothetical work from Fark.

/hypothetical work: the best kind of work.
 
2013-12-16 04:40:24 AM

thekingcobra: AverageAmericanGuy: Really? Seth Rogan? Come on, man.

This is a part made for Zach Galifianakis.

And although Eastwood is an interesting choice, you'd be doing yourself a favor casting Morgan Freeman as the zany elderly man.

I'd watch it.


What if it was two intertwined stories in one movie, one featuring Zach Galifinakis and Morgan Freeman in one and Eastwood and Ice Cube in the other.

I'd watch it.
 
2013-12-16 04:50:39 AM
Elder male should be Don Rickles.

Loooooong ride to casino where Rickles insults and berates the young punk into manhood. Punk pulls over on desolate highway just before making it to Sin City. It looks like he is going to do the right thing. Then Rickles kills him and eats him.
 
2013-12-16 05:37:26 AM
91 year-old man with a Magnum .44 ... punk.
 
2013-12-16 06:17:33 AM
Mickey Rooney and one of the Olsen twins. And have a LOT of speeches involving childhood.

/Just got deep, yo
 
2013-12-16 06:37:28 AM
Chateen Latfolla

Chateen Latfolla

Chateen Latfolla
 
2013-12-16 08:32:03 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Really? Seth Rogan? Come on, man.

This is a part made for Zach Galifianakis.

And although Eastwood is an interesting choice, you'd be doing yourself a favor casting Morgan Freeman as the zany elderly man.


Agreed, and Eastwood couldn't pass for 91 anymore.  Maybe with a lot of makeup he could look that young again.

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Elder male should be Don Rickles.

Loooooong ride to casino where Rickles insults and berates the young punk into manhood. Punk pulls over on desolate highway just before making it to Sin City. It looks like he is going to do the right thing. Then Rickles kills him and eats him.


I could go with that.
 
2013-12-16 09:10:16 AM
Miley Cyrus and Betty White.
 
2013-12-16 09:15:47 AM

bobrktb: Miley Cyrus and Betty White.


Only one would survive.
 
2013-12-16 09:25:00 AM
I'd watch this movie, subby.  But add in James Franco and Danny McBride.
 
2013-12-16 09:25:17 AM

thekingcobra: AverageAmericanGuy: Really? Seth Rogan? Come on, man.

This is a part made for Zach Galifianakis.

And although Eastwood is an interesting choice, you'd be doing yourself a favor casting Morgan Freeman as the zany elderly man.

I'd watch it.


Let's get a script ready and get this to Hollywood ASAP!
 
2013-12-16 10:52:41 AM
He then allegedly sped off with the vehicle, apparently not realizing the woman's 91-year-old husband was still sitting in the passenger seat, police said.
It's not like he was in the back, the guy really didn't notice somebody in the passenger seat? www.databreachwatch.org
 
2013-12-16 12:42:01 PM
Just wheel the old bugger up to the buffet, he'll be fine.
 
2013-12-16 01:13:50 PM
Kanye West and Betty White.

Can she wait until he drives her to the casino before killing him?
 
2013-12-16 01:45:18 PM
Simpsons did it:

Abe Simpson and Jasper are carjacked in a sweet little red convertible by hot babes:

Abe: Hey there!
Ned: Look at that. Everyone's living it up except Ned.
Abe: Heeelllp! We're being carjacked!
Woman: Don't get clever old man! Now take us to dress barn.

Show number AABF06: Viva Ned Flanders
 
2013-12-16 02:09:26 PM
FTA:

He then allegedly sped off with the vehicle, apparently not realizing the woman's 91-year-old husband was still sitting in the passenger seat, police said.

How the hell do you not notice somebody sitting next to you?

I should read the entire article.  The last paragraph offers an explanation.

Latfolla was booked on two counts of robbery, and one count of aggravated assault, kidnapping, stolen vehicle, and possession of narcotic drugs. He was also booked on outstanding warrants.
 
2013-12-16 05:11:20 PM

PaLarkin: FTA:

He then allegedly sped off with the vehicle, apparently not realizing the woman's 91-year-old husband was still sitting in the passenger seat, police said.

How the hell do you not notice somebody sitting next to you?

I should read the entire article.  The last paragraph offers an explanation.

Latfolla was booked on two counts of robbery, and one count of aggravated assault, kidnapping, stolen vehicle, and possession of narcotic drugs. He was also booked on outstanding warrants.


Guess he thought that the drugs were making him see his long-dead great-grandpa.  Or Moses.
 
2013-12-16 09:30:07 PM
Props to the 91 year old man for bagging an 83 year old babe.
 
Displayed 24 of 24 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report