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2013-12-15 11:48:37 PM  

ultraholland: Danger Avoid Death: There's the TF Discussion page. And strippers. I'm kidding about one of those. Maybe both.

and pie. I heard there was pie.


There's pie?? Nobody told me there'd be pie!! Wait, I only got my month's TF gift subscription from simplicimus a few days ago. I bet that bastard kept the pie for himself. hmmmf.
 
2013-12-15 11:50:40 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ultraholland: Danger Avoid Death: There's the TF Discussion page. And strippers. I'm kidding about one of those. Maybe both.

and pie. I heard there was pie.

There's pie?? Nobody told me there'd be pie!! Wait, I only got my month's TF gift subscription from simplicimus a few days ago. I bet that bastard kept the pie for himself. hmmmf.


also-- the digital handjobs are AMAZING.
 
2013-12-15 11:53:28 PM  
I hate it when people give me TotalFark. I end up making late night TFD threads that get like 3 comments as then are deleted.
 
2013-12-15 11:53:59 PM  

nickdaisy: Danger Avoid Death: ultraholland: Danger Avoid Death: There's the TF Discussion page. And strippers. I'm kidding about one of those. Maybe both.

and pie. I heard there was pie.

There's pie?? Nobody told me there'd be pie!! Wait, I only got my month's TF gift subscription from simplicimus a few days ago. I bet that bastard kept the pie for himself. hmmmf.

also-- the digital handjobs are AMAZING.


You've had one from a hand with no digits?
 
2013-12-15 11:57:52 PM  

cyberspacedout: nickdaisy: Danger Avoid Death: ultraholland: Danger Avoid Death: There's the TF Discussion page. And strippers. I'm kidding about one of those. Maybe both.

and pie. I heard there was pie.

There's pie?? Nobody told me there'd be pie!! Wait, I only got my month's TF gift subscription from simplicimus a few days ago. I bet that bastard kept the pie for himself. hmmmf.

also-- the digital handjobs are AMAZING.

You've had one from a hand with no digits?


That's just what they call it. It's really more of a wikihow that teaches you alternative uses for printers and DVD drives

Unrelated-- anyone know if I can use bleach on a DVD drive ?
 
2013-12-16 12:04:05 AM  

nickdaisy: Unrelated-- anyone know if I can use bleach on a DVD drive ?


Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you want it to be functional afterwards.

/no idea
 
2013-12-16 12:05:27 AM  

real_headhoncho: steamingpile: No amount of online activity will get most to pay $5/month for the biatching and idiocy readily available for free everywhere on the internet.

Awwww... is someone butthurt they aren't a TotalFarker?

/post a damn cat picture, liter!


Yeah it's a real exclusive club we got going here *rolleyes*
 
2013-12-16 12:10:19 AM  
mamoru: nickdaisy: Unrelated-- anyone know if I can use bleach on a DVD drive ?

Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you want it to be functional afterwards.

/no idea


yes, it's fine, just make sure you don't have it plugged in. The key to keeping the DVD drive extra clean is to mix equal parts bleach and ammonia and apply that liberally to your electronics.

/please don't do this
 
2013-12-16 12:15:43 AM  

ultraholland: mamoru: nickdaisy: Unrelated-- anyone know if I can use bleach on a DVD drive ?

Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you want it to be functional afterwards.

/no idea

yes, it's fine, just make sure you don't have it plugged in. The key to keeping the DVD drive extra clean is to mix equal parts bleach and ammonia and apply that liberally to your electronics.

/please don't do this


You're evil. I like it. LOL
 
2013-12-16 12:24:59 AM  

real_headhoncho: Awwww... is someone butthurt they aren't a TotalFarker?

/post a damn cat picture, liter!


Ive been gifted it a couple of times, didnt see the big deal and I definitely can find better things to spend $5/month on.
 
2013-12-16 01:10:08 AM  
But Fark is my only window to the world!
 
2013-12-16 01:31:12 AM  

nickdaisy: Fallout Boy: nickdaisy:  but from what I can see it's just a cool icon next to my name and the ability to read headlines that don't make it to the front page (and to vote on them).

It's basically just a special little badge that says you ride on the short bus. Though I wouldnt worry about it; I'm sure someone like you would fit right in at TF.

it comforts me to know that I'm giving back to you little people. I know I'm already subsidizing your healthcare, education, and welfare benefits via my insanely high federal taxes, but I like to give.  I know I shouldn't, but what can I say?  I love people.


Thanks Obama.
 
2013-12-16 01:36:05 AM  

ladyfortuna: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Erix: DNRTFA, but I can see how it would be true.  If you're using the internet as an escape from the real world, you'd probably have some anxiety associated with the issues you're avoiding.

If you're avoiding them here, you have even bigger issues than you know

I don't understand that, but I freely acknowledge that I'm avoiding the LOCAL real world. That's because it's full of rednecks (the willfully ignorant type, mind you), tea party conservatives, people who won't shut up about their snowflake kids, and technophobes who I can barely talk to on the best of days. Every cool person I've met here moved away with a year.

So I talk to you guys, as well as my gamer friends who are unfortunately scattered across the nation... and it helps keep me sane. Sometimes I go hiking, too.

YMMV.


Meh, I don't feel like I'm in an echo chamber.

/need to go dig out my hobo stoves
 
2013-12-16 01:45:39 AM  
Heavy online use can lead to be a symptom of anxiousness, and/or of TotalFark subscription

/I'm a clinical psychologist, getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-12-16 02:13:24 AM  

nickdaisy: Fallout Boy: nickdaisy:  but from what I can see it's just a cool icon next to my name and the ability to read headlines that don't make it to the front page (and to vote on them).

It's basically just a special little badge that says you ride on the short bus. Though I wouldnt worry about it; I'm sure someone like you would fit right in at TF.

it comforts me to know that I'm giving back to you little people. I know I'm already subsidizing your healthcare, education, and welfare benefits via my insanely high federal taxes, but I like to give.  I know I shouldn't, but what can I say?  I love people.


Heh.

Douchey, yet hilarious. Well done richey.
 
2013-12-16 02:34:13 AM  
Another study the media interprets to mean correlation equals causation. Must be a weekday ending in y.
 
2013-12-16 02:44:20 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-16 12:31:16 PM  
You actually do need to take time to disconnect and decompress.

Though, this is just a new tweak on an old problem. Back in the 70s and 80s, they were talking about how folks needed to take non-working vacations -- meaning going somewhere and not contacting the office several times a day.

I don't think that when the technology for cellphones just exploded within such a short period of time, anyone had even considered the long term psychological effects. We should have gotten the hint when people had to be basically ordered to turn off and not use their cells in places where phones are not traditionally wanted, such as movie theaters, houses of worship, court trials, funerals and even while out hunting.

Some major department stores even have installed cell jammers to cut down on the cell phone use.

Cutting yourself off from stressors now and then is a good thing. Even if you're not paying attention to that TV in the background yammering out doom and gloom hours a day, your subconscious is. Not to mention a host of 'minor' irritations you get while surfing the Internet -- such as ads that pop up and obscure your entire screen while you try to figure out how to close them or those small ads that advertise the same product while using a misleading or inappropriate image. (I haven't figured out why a testosterone booster needs to show boiling potatoes, sliced beets or weeds.)

Redirectors chap my arse. I want to read about the drunk falling in a dumpster and not especially that page offering hot 'n ready women or that new car out.

Minor irritations, but they add up over time.

It still annoys me to have to hastily avoid some oblivious driver, talking on a cell while trying to navigate a crowded parking lot and it also annoys me when my cell goes off when I'm fighting my way through traffic. (I let it go to voice mail.)

Find a quiet place in a park and read a book. Enjoy the day and the breeze. Go fishing, hiking or just walking with your cell off. Heck, even sit in a mall and people watch, and enjoy everyone else melting down with a cell glued to their ear. Actually see and admire the way the mall was made to please the eye.

At times, you gotta decompress and disconnect.
 
2013-12-16 01:53:11 PM  
Just finished reading the book
Hooked - Matt Richtel

Exact same premise, burn the plagiarists!!!
 
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