Quantum Apostrophe: Don't touch it, it'll regrow.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeneration_%28biology%29#Fingers
hardinparamedic: Well. That was stupid. The person who made the decision not to call 911 for that is an amazing johnson him/herself.
brantgoose: Don't horse around with booze and saws, as the shop teacher on South Park would put it
NickelP: you missed a hoty quality setup here subs. 'piece of amazing johnson severed off after getting caught in door' was a gimme and I'm not even giving this much thought
High Five State!: yeah I really doubt that, You're probably the moron I took care of who called 911 because they had an ear ache.
High Five State!: glmorrs1: High Five State!: Please don't call 911 for stupid crap like this. 911 is for life threatining emergencies. Not because your dumb kid smashed the tip of a finger.Not just smashed the finger, but crushed the finger to the point that the tip was amputated beneath the nail. This type of injury could very well cause enough bleeding to send a child into shock.yeah I really doubt that, You're probably the moron I took care of who called 911 because they had an ear ache.
Curious: doglover: Only works in kids. Like greenwood fractures.my link was a 33 y/o jockey but when you read the whole article i'm not sure it truly regenerated. they used the pig bladder cells to make a scaffold for the tissue to grow onto. kind of like the ear grown on the back of a mouse. close but on OEM quality.
E5bie: I have worked with lovely people who have names that made me feel gross when I said them. I got over it.
Fair_Poopsmith: "This is our daughter, Fantastic Dick."
orclover: Is your family composed of rock trolls or hill trolls? Does Darwinism apply to any of you or do you all safely ignore it like bugs bunny ignores physics?
NickelP: unexpectly, school officials make new policy that just the tip from amazing johnson is no big deal
Rincewind53: NickelP: they cut a piece off an amazing johnson :(Look, I'm all for "name your kid whatever you want" but...JESUS.
orclover: White kids get EMS. Black kids get a "not my farking problem" from the principal. Hell if it were my kid I wouldnt even mind them not calling EMS if they would have just taken my kid directly to the hospital with the finger for treatment.
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