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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Dallas area luxury gun club and indoor shooting range celebrates its grand opening with predictable results   (wfaa.com) divider line 16
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2013-12-15 11:50:09 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.netReally? I'm the first?
2013-12-15 05:07:21 PM  
4 votes:
It calls itself the nation's largest indoor shooting range, and includes luxury features for members.

e.g. Personal masturbatory rooms for the higher class of gun fetishist
2013-12-15 07:52:31 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: They opened a "luxury" gun range near my office.  I'm not sure what makes a gun range luxurious.



Silver bullets.
2013-12-15 07:37:21 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I'm not sure what makes a gun range luxurious.


This one offers free machine gun rental on your B-day, free gun storage, free sight in service, free gun cleaning *under review*, free personal instructions, etc.

Plus having an indoor gun range with a 100-yd rifle range is nice.
2013-12-15 06:23:10 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-15 04:59:37 PM  
2 votes:
"Johnson said the injured employee was a 20-year experienced range safety officer who had worked at other ranges and served in the military. He's "someone who knows what he's doing, just to try to help a customer, and the gun accidentally discharged," Johnson said. "

Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with this.
2013-12-15 03:46:45 PM  
2 votes:
Those can't be predictable. Fark assures me that people are never shot at gun clubs.

Also I hate the passive voice there. The gun didn't just up and discharge. The employee was trying to clean a loaded gun.
2013-12-15 11:03:28 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Now I am positive that Mayor Bloomberg is an admin here.


I don't often agree with you, but when I do, I agree 110%
2013-12-15 09:41:15 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-12-15 08:30:52 PM  
1 votes:
Now I am positive that Mayor Bloomberg is an admin here.
2013-12-15 08:17:18 PM  
1 votes:
An old college friend of mine who went full Tea-Bircher after having kids and moving to the suburbs was at that range yesterday. She was posting pics of herself and the other soccer moms plinking off rounds from the "Lady" model 9mms and .40 calibers their husbands bought them. So I am really getting a kick...

/I'll be sure to give them hell tomorrow, they're probably working on a surly drunk post Cowpokes vs. Cheesemongers game right now.
2013-12-15 08:05:32 PM  
1 votes:
What, a registered Democrat shot the place up?
2013-12-15 07:20:59 PM  
1 votes:
Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off, cleaning my gun with the...

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From the good BuffulKill family
2013-12-15 06:53:06 PM  
1 votes:
"Cheney's car just pulled up! Everybody RUN!"
2013-12-15 06:09:21 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: He clearly fails at step 1 of picking up a weapon.


THIS.

Even if he was a "20-year experienced range safety officer who had worked at other ranges and served in the military", he obviously didn't know what he was doing.  Never, ever point the business end of a gun toward anything but a safe target.  Ever.  I don't care if its mag is lying on the bench and the breech is open, with a range flag in place.

NEVER.

And for Cthulhu's sake, keep your goddamn booger-hook off the bang-switch.
2013-12-15 05:12:32 PM  
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: "Johnson said the injured employee was a 20-year experienced range safety officer who had worked at other ranges and served in the military. He's "someone who knows what he's doing, just to try to help a customer, and the gun accidentally discharged," Johnson said. "

Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with this.


He trained under this guy.
 
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