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(Tampa Bay Online)   If you're happy and you know it, leave it to a Walgreens cashier to help you figure a way to show it   (tbo.com) divider line 31
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2013-12-15 03:18:30 PM
Dude Looks Like a Lady
 
2013-12-15 03:20:30 PM
What's he wearing under his kilt?
tbo.com
 
2013-12-15 03:23:42 PM
In addition to the literally moving announcement of her new singleness, Lewis had a Christmas cake with "I'm Divorced" written in pink icing on top and served it during a dance at the Highlands Social Dance Club get-together.

The guy who made the cake:

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2013-12-15 03:23:53 PM
"Some Like It Hot," a theatrical production opening at the Poughkeepsie Senior Citizen Center Dec. 18
 
2013-12-15 03:25:11 PM
I'm watching The Golden Girls so I'm getting a kick.

Dude looks like a Dorothy!
 
2013-12-15 03:28:18 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-15 03:28:45 PM
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Single and loving it!

/it's... uncanny.
 
2013-12-15 03:29:49 PM
For somebody who is 74 years old, and was only married for 18 months, this seems... excessive.

Also, is she sure she isn't a dude?
 
2013-12-15 03:37:39 PM
What? No "smokin hot"?
 
2013-12-15 03:47:08 PM
Csb:

When I was in high school, my buddy bought a cake for our usual Friday night rowdyness. The woman at the grocery store informed him that the price of the cake included a message written in icing... So he decided on "sorry about the herpes" to be funny. We show up to the party, and This random girl that someone brought was all upset because she actually just found out that she HAS herpes. We LOLed.
 
2013-12-15 03:49:38 PM

Bslim: What? No "smokin hot"?


It's not a Daily Fail article.
 
2013-12-15 03:51:33 PM
I'm more interested in how somebody gets married at the age of 77 and only lasts eighteen months. That type of stupidity is something you expect from somebody fifty years younger.
 
2013-12-15 03:52:24 PM
Lewis credited Walgreens sales associate Krystal Kirouac with the idea.

So Kirouac suggested she take her message...

::sunglasses::

on the road.
 
2013-12-15 04:14:13 PM
I guess Mrs. Garrison gave up her teaching job in South Park again.
 
2013-12-15 04:21:03 PM
I thought Jack Klugman had died. My bad.
 
2013-12-15 05:01:48 PM

LordOfThePings: Lewis credited Walgreens sales associate Krystal Kirouac with the idea.

So Kirouac suggested she take her message...

::sunglasses::

on the road.


That kind of thing can get you beaten with a sack of bean curd.
 
2013-12-15 05:14:27 PM
It is like Karl Malden in drag
 
2013-12-15 05:49:17 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

/speaking of cakes - this book is hilarious
 
2013-12-15 05:54:57 PM
If a dude did that kind of thing, women would be calling him bitter and to get over it. That lady must have some issues to be clinging to a divorce like that.
 
2013-12-15 06:29:29 PM
www.dailyfailcenter.com
 
2013-12-15 07:08:57 PM

LesserEvil: For somebody who is 74 years old, and was only married for 18 months, this seems... excessive.

Also, is she sure she isn't a dude?


Saners:

I'm more interested in how somebody gets married at the age of 77 and only lasts eighteen months. That type of stupidity is something you expect from somebody fifty years younger.


FTFA.....

Lewis - whose first husband, Neil Lewis, died in 2007 after 14 years of marriage

Winding that back....she got married for the FIRST time when she was 54. First husband croaks in 2007. 4 years later, gets married again, and it's divorce time in 18 months - which means it hit the skids some time earlier. My guess is 2nd husband wasn't as willing to die as the first.
 
2013-12-15 07:23:21 PM

Artemus_Hackwell: It is like Karl Malden in drag


A GIS for 'Karl Malden in drag' finds this: (definitely a Photoshop, but I wish it was real).

blogfiles.wfmu.org
 
2013-12-15 08:20:57 PM

LordOfThePings: Lewis credited Walgreens sales associate Krystal Kirouac with the idea.

So Kirouac suggested she take her message...

::sunglasses::

on the road.



YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!
 
2013-12-15 08:54:46 PM
I like this headline because my 3 year old son was walking around his bedroom this morning holding a big, black spider halloween decoration - the kind with wiry legs so you can pose it or wrap it around something. He had one of its front legs in each hand and was singing, in a low, gravelly spider voice, "♪ If you happy and you know it cwap you hands! ♫" then clapping the spider's "hands" together.
 
2013-12-15 08:58:04 PM
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Goddamn, she looks like Anthony Hopkins dressing up as Julia Child.
 
2013-12-15 09:16:03 PM
I still refuse to tell customers to "be well". This isn't San Angeles.
 
2013-12-15 10:13:17 PM

ToeKnee666: I like this headline because my 3 year old son was walking around his bedroom this morning holding a big, black spider halloween decoration - the kind with wiry legs so you can pose it or wrap it around something. He had one of its front legs in each hand and was singing, in a low, gravelly spider voice, "♪ If you happy and you know it cwap you hands! ♫" then clapping the spider's "hands" together.


Ok. That's just adorable.

*cwap*
 
2013-12-16 12:43:18 AM
img.fark.netmemecrunch.com
 
2013-12-16 01:31:35 AM
Let me introduce me to 2013 Reith Lecture honoree, Grayson Perry:

blogs.arts.ac.uk
 
2013-12-16 02:19:05 PM

kling_klang_bed: [img.fark.net image 400x533]

Goddamn, she looks like Anthony Hopkins dressing up as Julia Child.


Looks like Magneto in drag.

kling_klang_bed: [img.fark.net image 400x533]

Goddamn, she looks like Anthony Hopkins dressing up as Julia Child.


Magneto
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2013-12-16 08:29:45 PM

Nutsac_Jim: kling_klang_bed: [img.fark.net image 400x533]

Goddamn, she looks like Anthony Hopkins dressing up as Julia Child.

Looks like Magneto in drag.kling_klang_bed: [img.fark.net image 400x533]

Goddamn, she looks like Anthony Hopkins dressing up as Julia Child.

Magneto
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Egads, you hit the nail on the head!!!! *lights your cigar*
 
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