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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan says she will spill all her secrets in a new tell-all autobiography, which will be the first celebrity scratch and sniff picture book memoir published   (tmz.com) divider line 46
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2013-12-15 12:46:34 PM
Can you get a venereal disease from a book?
 
2013-12-15 01:22:19 PM
It will end up being one of the most controversial peer reviewed medical journal articles this decade.
 
2013-12-15 01:58:47 PM
Working title: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-15 02:00:39 PM

Mugato: Can you get a venereal disease from a book?


They are going to sell it shrinkwrapped, with a box of latex gloves.
 
2013-12-15 02:02:45 PM
I first read that as "snatch and sniff".  Heh.
 
2013-12-15 02:06:59 PM

Mugato: Can you get a venereal disease from a book?


We covered this one a few weeks ago. Herp derp eww.

It's the sort of book you want to pound around 20, but it's depressing by 25 and over before 28.
 
2013-12-15 02:23:38 PM
Why do people keep throwing money at this skank?
 
2013-12-15 02:28:46 PM

cdn.evilbeetgossip.com



/Oblig
 
2013-12-15 02:30:41 PM
No thanks, if I wanted to sniff that I'd stick my head in an industrial fish tank that hasn't been cleaned in a month.
 
2013-12-15 02:34:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-15 02:46:52 PM
Nope
 
2013-12-15 02:47:05 PM

Infobahn: I first read that as "snatch and sniff".  Heh.


I did as well. Still not interested.
 
2013-12-15 02:48:06 PM
She still has secrets?
 
2013-12-15 02:54:41 PM

Yankees Team Gynecologist: [i.imgur.com image 400x513]


cdn5.psdvault.com
Wow, it's like she figured out how to use this in real life.
 
2013-12-15 02:57:46 PM
The crabs just jump right off the page.
 
2013-12-15 03:06:12 PM
What's her secret? She's been holed so much that technically she's a torus?
 
2013-12-15 03:23:10 PM
Might as well tell all, she has already shown all.
 
2013-12-15 03:25:35 PM

Mugato: Can you get a venereal disease from a book?


Only from the crack in the binding.
 
2013-12-15 03:26:02 PM

Mugato: Can you get a venereal disease from a book?


Do you want to get VD from a book?
 
2013-12-15 03:27:29 PM

Handsome B. Wonderful: What's her secret? She's been holed so much that technically she's a torus?


Technically, a Klein bottle, what with the likely fistulas.

/made you look that up, didn't I.
//then made you go "ewwww".
 
2013-12-15 03:39:03 PM
In other words:

"Fans: Please pay my lawyers' fees! Please please please pleeeeeeeeeease!! i'll write anything you want!"
 
2013-12-15 03:48:40 PM
OBLIG:
http://www.mhpbooks.com/which-drugs-and-diseases-are-on-your-library -b ooks/

50 Shades books tested positive for herpes, so the VD angle isn't completely off.
 
2013-12-15 04:05:20 PM
Lindsay? I hit that. HARD. At a party back in 2001 in NYC. Absolutely 100% the best ever. I have to go take my cocktail.
 
2013-12-15 04:25:04 PM
Stop it you guys!  Like you wouldn't hit that?


/looks great for 67
 
2013-12-15 05:14:29 PM

walktoanarcade: Stop it you guys!  Like you wouldn't hit that?


/looks great for 67


She's no Helen Mirren.
 
2013-12-15 05:23:48 PM
She has now written more books than she has read.
 
2013-12-15 05:38:54 PM

bingethinker: She has now written more books than she has read.


But enough about Snooki.....
 
2013-12-15 06:19:16 PM
lh5.ggpht.com
Kids, don't do drugs.
 
2013-12-15 06:32:24 PM

Apos: [cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 361x439]

/Oblig


Thanks for that. I wasn't planning on sleeping again ever
 
2013-12-15 07:18:10 PM
Oh my god, I can't wait to read an entirely true account of her life written by a pathological liar.
 
2013-12-15 07:19:22 PM

Lochsteppe: walktoanarcade: Stop it you guys!  Like you wouldn't hit that?


/looks great for 67

She's no Helen Mirren.


yeah...if only I could time travel and get her in her prime. Not that I'd kick her out of bed now..
 
2013-12-15 07:25:16 PM
i582.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-15 07:26:04 PM

T-Servo: [lh5.ggpht.com image 640x400]
Kids, don't do drugs.


How is that possible?
 
2013-12-15 07:58:31 PM

Apos: bingethinker: She has now written more books than she has read.

But enough about Snooki.....


Ironically, Snooki now looks better than Lindsay.
 
2013-12-15 08:01:08 PM

bingethinker: Apos: bingethinker: She has now written more books than she has read.

But enough about Snooki.....

Ironically, Snooki now looks better than Lindsay.


Shocking, isn't it?
 
2013-12-15 08:50:37 PM
I'd spill all kinds of shiat all over that broad, I don't care you masturbating basement dwellers say.
 
2013-12-15 10:54:28 PM

You Idiots: I'd spill all kinds of shiat all over that broad, I don't care you masturbating basement dwellers say.


Okay. Have fun with the VD.
 
2013-12-15 10:54:46 PM

You Idiots: I'd spill all kinds of shiat all over that broad, I don't care you masturbating basement dwellers say.


you get in line for sloppy secondthousands.
 
2013-12-15 11:00:25 PM
It'd go like:

Mean Girls
*sniff sniff chug chug*
Liz Taylor movie and how she feels cheated out of an award, and won't blow Charlie Sheen.
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
"I'm innocent, I tells ya!"
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
*sniff sniff chug chug*
Rehab rehab rehab. Liquor stores and clubs close at what time?
 
2013-12-16 12:57:14 AM
A Lindsay Lohan scratch and sniff probably  smells like a combination of weed, stale alcohol, old cigarettes, armpits, 6 day bender morning breath, and 6 day unwashed musty pussy. Now imagine that.
 
2013-12-16 12:57:20 AM
I have a feeling that she's going to play this up like it's going to be as shocking as say, Shirley Temple's autobiography, but it'll end up being fairly tame and boring. She's going to have to battle with the TMZ reports that have essentially told us the same thing that she'll be telling us, although I have a feeling that a few things will probably be deliberately omitted or obscured. I think she'll probably play down some of the thefts she's been accused of. Some of them she's owned up to, others she hasn't.

I have a feeling that her sex life will be a lot less wild than people give her credit for. She comes off as someone who only looks like a skank rather than the real thing.
 
2013-12-16 02:46:53 AM
Pg. 1 - I was n this movie and did a ALOT of drugs. Then...I mean, I can't remember a lot of what happened but...what did you just ask me?

The End

 /credit goes where credit is due
//yes, my mind remembers a lot of useless stuff like this
///but something important... wait, what?
 
2013-12-16 08:44:38 AM
The only question I want her to answer:

i260.photobucket.com

Whose leg is that????
 
2013-12-16 10:00:05 AM

ongbok: A Lindsay Lohan scratch and sniff probably  smells like a combination of weed, stale alcohol, old cigarettes, armpits, 6 day bender morning breath, and 6 day unwashed musty pussy. Now imagine that.


That was surprisingly descriptive.

niketalk.com
 
2013-12-16 01:26:37 PM
Will it be a pop-up book?
 
2013-12-16 11:03:40 PM

ongbok: A Lindsay Lohan scratch and sniff probably  smells like a combination of weed, stale alcohol, old cigarettes, armpits, 6 day bender morning breath, and 6 day unwashed musty pussy. Now imagine that.


I live it.
 
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