They should have gone with the tried and true, guaranteed to keep your stuff safe, "stick everything under the door mat" technique.
Robo Beat: Sounds about right. My UPS experiences mostly involve the driver leaning out the door of the truck while he drives past my building and tossing the package at the front door without stopping.
Jument: Why was her trash can out on trash day if it was empty?
Sum Dum Gai: Also, for those who have neighbors with sticky fingers - move. This isn't the norm, and do you really want to live around people who would rob you?
Cthulhain: I have a sneaking suspicion the FedEx freight driver is sitting at home playing WoW with my card right now.
iheartscotch: aimtastic: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Porn?LOL, no.But that reminds me of the stories my husband tells me about when he worked at a used CD/DVD/game store and dudes would come in, buy a used porn DVD, then come back an hour later to sell it back. Ewww.Unless things went very wrong; I'm not seeing how the box or disk would rate an "eww" on the nasty-o-meter. I could see a "dude, really?". We're talking about used DVDs, not used sex dolls.
aimtastic: I think UPS keeps delivering my packages to an unknown, honest but lazy neighbor. Tracking shows the package was delivered on Monday? It shows up on my porch Thursday.
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