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(io9)   Looking for that perfect gift for the hard-to-buy-for person on your holiday wishlist? How about a magical unicorn sculpture that pees lemonade and shoots fire from its horn?   (io9.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-15 12:08:22 PM  
Lemonade, sweet lemonade.
 
2013-12-15 12:20:02 PM  
I'm sold.

Wait, who said anything about giving it to someone?
 
2013-12-15 12:20:20 PM  
Don't forget the glitter sneezes. I know I won't.
 
2013-12-15 12:20:24 PM  
That sounds amazing!
 
2013-12-15 12:25:40 PM  
Will it finally tell me why a raven is like a writing desk?
 
2013-12-15 12:27:28 PM  
Umm yea a no thanks.
 
2013-12-15 12:28:38 PM  
You had me at peeing unicorn!

/you had me at peeing unicorn
 
2013-12-15 12:28:51 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-12-15 12:29:26 PM  
And unless it tastes just like raisins I'm not interested.
 
2013-12-15 12:34:29 PM  

Glendale: And unless it tastes just like raisins I'm not interested.


Raisins should be available at a different orifice, I suppose.
 
2013-12-15 12:37:52 PM  
Needs to fart rainbows.
 
2013-12-15 12:38:57 PM  
Does it sprout wings after 3 years?
 
2013-12-15 12:48:20 PM  
Perfect for Uncle Chester, maybe.
 
2013-12-15 12:51:19 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Will it finally tell me why a raven is like a writing desk?


Because neither begins with an 'n'.

1anonymous1: Needs to fart rainbows.


Do I smell a new project?
 
2013-12-15 12:51:39 PM  
Geez... they spent $3000 and already started off with a carousel horse just for that?

I think I could start from scratch and manage it for less than $500 total.
 
2013-12-15 12:52:59 PM  
If you're shooting fire from your horn, see a doctor. Don't just show it off at parties, that's probably how it got that way in the first place.
 
2013-12-15 01:05:23 PM  

LesserEvil: Geez... they spent $3000 and already started off with a carousel horse just for that?

I think I could start from scratch and manage it for less than $500 total.


THIS. If it takes $3000 and four months to add a simple propane solenoid valve and to tape the guts of an electric drink dispenser to a fiberglass horses leg, these people have serious problems. Problems large enough I would not want them operating vehicles on public roads.
 Also, even if they did choose to spend 4 months and $3000 to do what any handyman could do in a long afternoon for $340, it also shows they have REALLY farked up priorities. I can't see any kind of way to spin any kind of win out of these morons.
 
2013-12-15 01:11:32 PM  

LesserEvil: Geez... they spent $3000 and already started off with a carousel horse just for that?

I think I could start from scratch and manage it for less than $500 total.


So do it and sell it over etsy.com fir $750?
 
2013-12-15 01:18:47 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: LesserEvil: Geez... they spent $3000 and already started off with a carousel horse just for that?

I think I could start from scratch and manage it for less than $500 total.

THIS. If it takes $3000 and four months to add a simple propane solenoid valve and to tape the guts of an electric drink dispenser to a fiberglass horses leg, these people have serious problems. Problems large enough I would not want them operating vehicles on public roads.
 Also, even if they did choose to spend 4 months and $3000 to do what any handyman could do in a long afternoon for $340, it also shows they have REALLY farked up priorities. I can't see any kind of way to spin any kind of win out of these morons.


What's really stupid is they didn't take the carousel horse spire off the top. And unicorns wouldn't be saddled.
 
2013-12-15 01:23:22 PM  

Sim Tree: Lemonade, sweet lemonade.


Came for this.
 
2013-12-15 01:25:22 PM  
media.offbeatbride.com

Is that the bride or another closeup of Katy Perry's face?
 
2013-12-15 01:36:11 PM  

LesserEvil: Geez... they spent $3000 and already started off with a carousel horse just for that?

I think I could start from scratch and manage it for less than $500 total.


i think the $3k includes the cost of the carousel horse which tend to be pricey as they are collectors items



Still as burners they should have diy'ed the horse and then ceremonially burned it at the end

 
2013-12-15 01:48:16 PM  
That took four months to build?  I could have done it on a Saturday and killed a twelve pack.  Hippies are lazy.
 
2013-12-15 02:08:07 PM  

red5ish: PhiloeBedoe: Will it finally tell me why a raven is like a writing desk?

Because neither begins with an 'n'.


Because Poe wrote on both.
 
2013-12-15 02:35:50 PM  

Voodoo_Stu: red5ish: PhiloeBedoe: Will it finally tell me why a raven is like a writing desk?

Because neither begins with an 'n'.

Because Poe wrote on both.


Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are  very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!
 
2013-12-15 03:00:35 PM  
I am looking at my Mom's carousel horse collection in a whole new way now!
 
2013-12-15 03:03:22 PM  
That's not lemonade.
 
2013-12-15 04:05:15 PM  
It needs a soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser in its butt.
 
2013-12-15 04:06:29 PM  

some_beer_drinker: It needs a soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser in its butt.


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2013-12-15 06:07:59 PM  
some_beer_drinker

It needs a soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser in its butt.

upload.wikimedia.org

Meadow muffins!
 
2013-12-15 07:24:17 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-15 09:27:02 PM  
Hardest I've ever seen my wife laugh was when I explained to her where rainbows really come from.
 
2013-12-15 11:14:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-16 10:22:50 AM  
My god... how did farkers overlook this picture for this thread?!

www.shopgearbox.com
 
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