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(The Garden Island)   Crazy guy finds out the hard way that 12 feet of steel pole with six inches of blade on the end still doesn't beat nine millimeters   (thegardenisland.com) divider line 77
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2013-12-15 09:20:01 AM
Hell, I beat 12 inches of steel pole on a regular basis.
 
2013-12-15 10:03:20 AM

foo monkey: Hell, I beat 12 inches of steel pole on a regular basis.


Your farts must sound like a gentle breeze in a large canyon.
 
2013-12-15 10:34:53 AM
Sheesh.  Didn't he learn from 1939 that poles offer no defense?
 
2013-12-15 10:54:26 AM
He glaive the police a problem they could only solve with deadly force.
 
2013-12-15 10:54:32 AM
12 feet?!? Dumbass. At most you get one swipe with that thing, and then it takes two or three seconds to reset. Hell, that's enough time for my mom to wade in and drop him with a right hook.
 
2013-12-15 10:54:41 AM
Another Festivus (Pole) miracle!
 
2013-12-15 10:55:11 AM
The war on Festivus intensifies.
 
2013-12-15 10:55:31 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Sheesh.  Didn't he learn from 1939 that poles offer no defense?


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2013-12-15 10:56:48 AM

foo monkey: Hell, I beat 12 inches of steel pole on a regular basis.


Is that with or without the Betadine on your balls?

/told ya you were tagged
 
2013-12-15 10:57:52 AM
A polearm can't beat a good hand cannon son.
 
2013-12-15 11:00:14 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: He glaive the police a problem they could only solve with deadly force.


I see what u did there...............
 
2013-12-15 11:00:27 AM
The War on Festivus continues. Aluminium Schluminium. Steel can be substituted in the tropics.


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2013-12-15 11:00:51 AM
If he needed a 12 foot pole, she must have been really ugly.
 
2013-12-15 11:00:54 AM
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Hey guys, what's going on?
 
2013-12-15 11:01:07 AM
So wait, what you're saying is he attacked police with a lance? I guess he didn't strike first so no STR bonus?
 
2013-12-15 11:01:12 AM
Sure, it's 12 feet, but I wanna know about the girth.
 
2013-12-15 11:01:50 AM
Subby: Crazy guy finds out the hard way that 12 feet of steel pole with six inches of blade on the end still doesn't beat nine millimeters

Which, coincidentally, is the size of the average herpaderping gun nut's penis.
 
2013-12-15 11:02:14 AM
Only twelve feet of pole? Pfffffffffft that's miniscule, must be a white guy.
 
2013-12-15 11:03:46 AM

megarian: Sure, it's 12 feet, but I wanna know about the girth.


You've misspelled "size doesn't matter".

/I cling to this half truth desperately, don't downplay it!!
 
2013-12-15 11:06:13 AM

gweilo8888: megarian: Sure, it's 12 feet, but I wanna know about the girth.

You've misspelled "size doesn't matter".

/I cling to this half truth desperately, don't downplay it!!


Well, not for you!! Duh! It's how you use it!!!

:)
 
2013-12-15 11:06:40 AM
At least it wasn't a steel chair
 
2013-12-15 11:07:18 AM

megarian: Sure, it's 12 feet, but I wanna know about the girth.


an average seven inches long and 5 inches in circumference.
 
2013-12-15 11:08:00 AM
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Not much use in a fight, admittedly; should have gone with the chainsaw model.
 
2013-12-15 11:08:48 AM

gweilo8888: Subby: Crazy guy finds out the hard way that 12 feet of steel pole with six inches of blade on the end still doesn't beat nine millimeters

Which, coincidentally, is the size of the average herpaderping gun nut's penis.


Just how many gun nuts have you sucked off?
 
2013-12-15 11:11:20 AM
It would beat 9 millimeters of Styrofoam.  Or lawn-clippings.
 
2013-12-15 11:11:52 AM
Guy in TFA was about 17 1/2 feet short.
 
2013-12-15 11:12:28 AM

megarian: Well, not for you!! Duh! It's how you use it!!!

:)


Like a cocktail sausage rattling around a hot dog bun... but the best cocktail sausage you ever had!
 
2013-12-15 11:13:20 AM

kombat_unit: Just how many gun nuts have you sucked off?


None, I just laugh at them in changing rooms.
 
2013-12-15 11:15:18 AM
The Feats of Strength took a weird turn this year.
 
2013-12-15 11:16:57 AM
Ho hum. Another article down for me today.
 
2013-12-15 11:23:21 AM
Unfortunately, this is not a good justification for killing the guy. An average citizen could have risked a bruise (oh no!) and rendered this "weapon" useless.
 
2013-12-15 11:23:38 AM

elkev: So wait, what you're saying is he attacked police with a lance? I guess he didn't strike first so no STR bonus?


He won his initiative roll, but blew his to-hit roll badly, then failed his save vs death magic.
 
2013-12-15 11:24:21 AM

gweilo8888: megarian: Well, not for you!! Duh! It's how you use it!!!

:)

Like a cocktail sausage rattling around a hot dog bun... but the best cocktail sausage you ever had!


I'm still laughing at this....
 
2013-12-15 11:31:59 AM
Now is not the time to talk of 2 feet of steel pole with six inches of blade on the end control.
 
2013-12-15 11:32:11 AM

megarian: I'm still laughing at this....


I shall add you to the list of women satisfied by my cocktail sausage.

/will you be providing repeat business?
 
2013-12-15 11:32:12 AM

gweilo8888: Subby: Crazy guy finds out the hard way that 12 feet of steel pole with six inches of blade on the end still doesn't beat nine millimeters

Which, coincidentally, is the size of the average herpaderping gun nut's penis.


http://www.fark.com/politics/
 
2013-12-15 11:33:49 AM

flak attack: http://www.fark.com/politics/


Some of us have the common sense to stay out of that tab.

/key word: politics
//the very desire to be a politican should exclude one, etc. etc.
 
2013-12-15 11:38:08 AM
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2013-12-15 11:38:13 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: He glaive the police a problem they could only solve with deadly force.


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2013-12-15 11:40:05 AM
Im pretty sure beanbags and gas could have easily subdued this guy or have a good shot hit em in the leg, quit killing every cops, preserve the peace. Killing isn't peace.
 
2013-12-15 11:42:47 AM

spentshells: Im pretty sure beanbags and gas could have easily subdued this guy or have a good shot hit em in the leg, quit killing every cops, preserve the peace. Killing isn't peace.


Do you believe that our education everywhere like such as responsible for this?
 
2013-12-15 11:45:37 AM

gweilo8888: flak attack: http://www.fark.com/politics/

Some of us have the common sense to stay out of that tab.

/key word: politics
//the very desire to be a politican should exclude one, etc. etc.


I've actually manually added it to my blacklist, lest I get the urge to visit whilst drinking. I make enough of an arse of myself between the main page and the geek tab
 
2013-12-15 11:46:20 AM
This is what really pisses me off about the media.  They don't know anything about medieval polearms.  They just say a pole with a six inch blade.

Everyone afraid of polearms gives it one look and calls it a halberd, because that is all you see on Game of Thrones.  Where per the description, it was probably a pike, a Lucern Hammer, a spontton or a glaive-guisarme.  Not that it matters to those idiots.

What are you going to do, the media does not deserve to do reporting on medieval weapons if they don't know the subject matter.
 
2013-12-15 11:48:10 AM
I suppose it didn't occur to anyone to just leave and come back later to tuck the guy in for the night.
 
2013-12-15 11:51:52 AM

gweilo8888: spentshells: Im pretty sure beanbags and gas could have easily subdued this guy or have a good shot hit em in the leg, quit killing every cops, preserve the peace. Killing isn't peace.

Do you believe that our education everywhere like such as responsible for this?


Oh man auto correct is responsible for all of this.
 
2013-12-15 11:53:40 AM

spentshells: Oh man auto correct is responsible for all of this.


I'm considering getting this printed on a T-shirt.
 
2013-12-15 11:53:50 AM
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2013-12-15 11:57:18 AM

spentshells: gweilo8888: spentshells: Im pretty sure beanbags and gas could have easily subdued this guy or have a good shot hit em in the leg, quit killing every cops, preserve the peace. Killing isn't peace.

Do you believe that our education everywhere like such as responsible for this?

Oh man auto correct is responsible for all of this.


Is ams I not  spelling a type guy?
 
2013-12-15 11:59:24 AM
Did somebody just say Waipahu?
 
2013-12-15 12:02:42 PM

Enemabag Jones: This is what really pisses me off about the media.  They don't know anything about medieval polearms.  They just say a pole with a six inch blade.

Everyone afraid of polearms gives it one look and calls it a halberd, because that is all you see on Game of Thrones.  Where per the description, it was probably a pike, a Lucern Hammer, a spontton or a glaive-guisarme.  Not that it matters to those idiots.


Were you 2nd Edition or 3rd Edition?
 
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