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(WWE)   How will Triple Gagne walk away as Champion of Champions? Will the Wyatts treat Daniel Bryan like the GOAT he is? Will Natalya tinkle when she defeats Skipper at WWE TLC, 8 PM on PPV?   (wwe.com) divider line 1679
    More: Interesting, Money in the Bank, Tables, Ladders & Chairs, John Cena, WWE TLC, Ziggles, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, U.S. Champion Antonio Cesaro  
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2013-12-15 07:40:30 AM  
Do we have any FWCers going to TLC?

Will there be another clenis sighting?
 
2013-12-15 08:30:07 AM  
God, this got the nod early. I thought I was gonna be able to get the nod. Ah well, here's my headline, anyway:

So the Champion of Champions might be the Unpretty John Cena, that Scrub Randy Orton, or Gagne might run a Red Light Special for THIS BUSINESS-AH! If you Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg for a good show, join us for (WWE) TLC, y'all! 8 pm EST on PPV
 
2013-12-15 08:58:51 AM  
This PPV is in my neck of the woods (Houston)....and my brother offered to buy me tickets for Christmas.

But after dealing with the flu and bronchitis for 2 weeks, I think the last thing I need is to be around 18k people in a cold arena.
 
2013-12-15 09:08:22 AM  
Dang, this went early!

I was even going to throw this gem into the headline:

"Will Vince's limo get stuck in traffic on I-10?"


/YES it will
//hate that freeway
 
2013-12-15 09:10:35 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dang, this went early!

I was even going to throw this gem into the headline:

"Will Vince's limo get stuck in traffic on I-10?"


/YES it will
//hate that freeway


I-10 isn't the bad freeway...Hell, 290 (Where I live off) used to be known as the parking lot, isn't that bad anymore...it's 45.  That piece of shiat is always jammed, 7 days a week.  My sister in law lives in Spring, and I hate going on 45.
 
2013-12-15 10:07:34 AM  
So Triple H is walking out with the unified title tonight, right?
 
2013-12-15 10:42:19 AM  

HawgWild: So Triple H is walking out with the unified title tonight, right?


That seems to be the general consensus. He has to have the belt in order for DBD to take it away from him at the RR, pre-WM.

I have no idea where Punk fits into all of this.
 
2013-12-15 11:03:54 AM  
Why do I get the weird feeling somebody else is walking out with the belts, brother?
 
2013-12-15 11:05:13 AM  

HawgWild: So Triple H is walking out with the unified title tonight, right?


He thinks he is...until he gets ambushed by two funny looking guys, who knock him out and steal the belt.  Witnesses will report hearing someone yell "CLENIS!" right before the assailants made their escape in a black T-top with California plates.  XD
 
2013-12-15 11:10:29 AM  

bluorangefyre: Why do I get the weird feeling somebody else is walking out with the belts, brother?


The WWE will never, never, never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever, be the same, again!

i149.photobucket.com
/And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character
 
2013-12-15 11:38:50 AM  

Polartank13: /And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character


So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?
 
2013-12-15 11:50:33 AM  

HawgWild: So Triple H is walking out with the unified title tonight, right?


Yep.  Cena and Orton do a double knockout spot, Gagne climbs the ladder.
 
2013-12-15 11:51:16 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?


A lil of column A, and a lil bit of column B. Supposedly she caused an "incident" at tribute to the troops
 
2013-12-15 11:51:51 AM  
But then AGAIN, enough IDIOT INTERNET NERRRRRDS have started calling that so maaaaaaybe Orton will just win the damn thing.  But somehow I figure Hunter's getting out of there with the gold.
 
2013-12-15 11:57:46 AM  

Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

A lil of column A, and a lil bit of column B. Supposedly she caused an "incident" at tribute to the troops


Link
 
2013-12-15 11:59:56 AM  
Guys, guys, all this Hunter talk, you don't think there's any chance that this ends with "CENA WINS" right. He wins clean, he goes over as the good guy face and it counts as a new belt to get closer to Flair. End.

We haven't had a clean PPV finish in months and of course, DBD could not overcome the bad guy, but Cena will. YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST OBVIOUS STORYLINE OF WELL SINCE THE LAST TIME CENA RETURNED
 
2013-12-15 11:59:57 AM  

Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

A lil of column A, and a lil bit of column B. Supposedly she caused an "incident" at tribute to the troops


Went apeshiat on Michele Beadle for talking to Punk apparently
 
2013-12-15 12:03:34 PM  

TheManofPA: Guys, guys, all this Hunter talk, you don't think there's any chance that this ends with "CENA WINS" right. He wins clean, he goes over as the good guy face and it counts as a new belt to get closer to Flair. End.

We haven't had a clean PPV finish in months and of course, DBD could not overcome the bad guy, but Cena will. YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST OBVIOUS STORYLINE OF WELL SINCE THE LAST TIME CENA RETURNED


Hell even WWE Creative thinks it might be the Ggne.

WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish  49m
Who will leave TLC champion? As long as he doesn't have three of the same initials we think people will be hhhappy #WWETLC
 
2013-12-15 12:09:19 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

A lil of column A, and a lil bit of column B. Supposedly she caused an "incident" at tribute to the troops

Went apeshiat on Michele Beadle for talking to Punk apparently


Going apeshiat is one thing, doing it to a national media personality?  Natalya via Sharpshooter tapout in 20 seconds!
 
2013-12-15 12:09:48 PM  
In AJ's defense, she may be worried about Punks sausage

images.ezgif.com
 
2013-12-15 12:10:20 PM  
And if that tweet was about Punk, ewwww...I certainly don't want to think of Punk as the "my girlfriend said we can't be friends anymore so, um..." guy, lol.
 
2013-12-15 12:15:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Polartank13: Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

A lil of column A, and a lil bit of column B. Supposedly she caused an "incident" at tribute to the troops

Link


If you thought 8 seconds was bad...

Polartank13: bluorangefyre: Why do I get the weird feeling somebody else is walking out with the belts, brother?

The WWE will never, never, never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever, be the same, again!

[i149.photobucket.com image 640x421]



I would mark out to infinity.
 
2013-12-15 12:31:56 PM  
That's an FWC sign at Raw if I ever heard one, lol, BEADLE'S HOTTER THAN AJ ANYWAY or something.
 
2013-12-15 01:26:34 PM  

bluorangefyre: Why do I get the weird feeling somebody else is walking out with the belts, brother?


shane?
 
2013-12-15 01:28:20 PM  
Since it is almost the new year, one question I have is since Ryback is depushed...who is facing Taker at WM? I wonder, will Taker even be back for WM?
 
2013-12-15 01:29:00 PM  

TheManofPA: Guys, guys, all this Hunter talk, you don't think there's any chance that this ends with "CENA WINS" right. He wins clean, he goes over as the good guy face and it counts as a new belt to get closer to Flair. End.

We haven't had a clean PPV finish in months and of course, DBD could not overcome the bad guy, but Cena will. YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST OBVIOUS STORYLINE OF WELL SINCE THE LAST TIME CENA RETURNED


ooh, have to get real lyrics to play with but thanks for the idea...
 
2013-12-15 01:43:07 PM  

TheManofPA: Since it is almost the new year, one question I have is since Ryback is depushed...who is facing Taker at WM? I wonder, will Taker even be back for WM?


If Taker is, all signs have pointed to...well I'll let Paul Heyman tell ya "BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!!"

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-15 02:02:34 PM  

Polartank13: TheManofPA: Since it is almost the new year, one question I have is since Ryback is depushed...who is facing Taker at WM? I wonder, will Taker even be back for WM?

If Taker is, all signs have pointed to...well I'll let Paul Heyman tell ya "BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!!"

[i149.photobucket.com image 620x384]


I think we've wanted this since Taker confronted  BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!! after a UFC bout and said there was some personal animosity between the two of them.  It'd go entirely off-script as soon as the bell rang.  They'd also have to switch to B&W within ten seconds.  If they hate each other that bad IRL, that match would be off the charts!
 
2013-12-15 02:05:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Polartank13: TheManofPA: Since it is almost the new year, one question I have is since Ryback is depushed...who is facing Taker at WM? I wonder, will Taker even be back for WM?

If Taker is, all signs have pointed to...well I'll let Paul Heyman tell ya "BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!!"

[i149.photobucket.com image 620x384]

I think we've wanted this since Taker confronted  BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!! after a UFC bout and said there was some personal animosity between the two of them.  It'd go entirely off-script as soon as the bell rang.  They'd also have to switch to B&W within ten seconds.  If they hate each other that bad IRL, that match would be off the charts!


One thing I forgot to add:  if it is Taker vs. Lesnar at WM30, how the Hell is Taker supposed to chokeslam him?  The man has no neck!
 
2013-12-15 02:10:26 PM  

bluorangefyre: I think we've wanted this since Taker confronted  BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!! after a UFC bout and said there was some personal animosity between the two of them.  It'd go entirely off-script as soon as the bell rang.  They'd also have to switch to B&W within ten seconds.  If they hate each other that bad IRL, that match would be off the charts!


Which is why this match will probably happen. But there is like no chance in hell that it would go off the rails at their biggest show. Even if there is any animosity left, which I doubt, both are way too professional to let that happen. Blood on the other hand...mebbe. I mean it's not like Vince can or would chew out either guy.
 
2013-12-15 02:16:24 PM  
ok.  q&d but here goes:

I'm trying to tell you something about my belts
Maybe give me insight between tables, ladders and chairs
The best push you've ever given me
Is to help me diet a little less seriously, it's only catering after all

Well Zackie has a hunger that's insatiable
And Ziggles has a sell that's hard to turn down
Goldberg wraps a spear up like a present
Sailed my ship of fuddfic till I tanked it, cody/punk OTP!!

I went to the ponies, I went to the ppv
I looked to the npo, I drank from the gredunza
There's more than one faction to these ponies
pointing me into a ladder match
The less I seek the last man standing,
The closer I am to Flair.

I went to see the tag team champs of Shizzleosophy
With a poster of bryant and a beard down to his jetski
He never did moffjoseph or macho a B-grade programmer
He verbaled my toxins, he said this should be in the entertainment tab
I spent four years prostrate to the black widow, got my tapout
And I was free.

I went to the APPAPP, I went to the APPAPP
I looked to the APPAPP, I drank from the APPAPP
There's more than one APPAPP to these promos
pointing me to a useless APP
The less I use my APP for some APPAPPAPPAPP
The closer I am to Flair.

I stopped by the thread at 3 a.m.
To seek LMS or someone awake or possibly a friend
I woke up wednesday morning with my face on the keyboard
And a new desktop wallpaper i must have downloaded
If i went in seeking mostly nekkid SHIELD.

I went to the house show, I went to the ppvs
I looked for the signage, I drank from the clenis
The firstnationalbastard has the answer to these ponies
marking out worse than shizzlewizz...
The less I seek my lipbalm for some addiction
The closer I am to Flair.

We go to supercampion, we obey! emtbiz
We read up on karate and we stand up for the explosion
There's more than one farker in these damned things
pointing me in a crooked thread
The less I seek my source for last man standing
The closer I am to Flair
The closer I am to Flair
The closer I am to Flair
 
2013-12-15 02:16:31 PM  

Polartank13: bluorangefyre: I think we've wanted this since Taker confronted  BRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK LESSSSSNAAAAARRR!!! after a UFC bout and said there was some personal animosity between the two of them.  It'd go entirely off-script as soon as the bell rang.  They'd also have to switch to B&W within ten seconds.  If they hate each other that bad IRL, that match would be off the charts!

Which is why this match will probably happen. But there is like no chance in hell that it would go off the rails at their biggest show. Even if there is any animosity left, which I doubt, both are way too professional to let that happen. Blood on the other hand...mebbe. I mean it's not like Vince can or would chew out either guy.


I go the other way, while interesting, I don't see Brock ending the streak (because why the hell have a non-WWE do it) so it takes out the biggest drama element. It's been a few years since we've seen a legit possibility with Taker ending the show. My hope was always Taker: Streak vs. Belt one time, but it'll never happen
 
2013-12-15 02:49:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: /And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character

So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?


AJ's Puerto Rican and from Jersey. The fact that Beadle doesn't have a few puncture wounds is proof that AJ showed restraint.
 
2013-12-15 03:00:51 PM  

MagSeven: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: /And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character

So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

AJ's Puerto Rican and from Jersey. The fact that Beadle doesn't have a few puncture wounds is proof that AJ showed restraint.


bet there's a few punk-ture wounds though.
 
2013-12-15 03:13:37 PM  

cynicalminion: MagSeven: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: /And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character

So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

AJ's Puerto Rican and from Jersey. The fact that Beadle doesn't have a few puncture wounds is proof that AJ showed restraint.

bet there's a few punk-ture wounds though.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-15 03:16:17 PM  

MagSeven: cynicalminion: MagSeven: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Polartank13: /And dirt sheets reporting AJ Lee is in trouble for being a lil bit too close to her character

So, she really is crazy?  Or, did she mean what she said during her takedown promo with Lawler?

AJ's Puerto Rican and from Jersey. The fact that Beadle doesn't have a few puncture wounds is proof that AJ showed restraint.

bet there's a few punk-ture wounds though.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 480x480]


we'll know for sure if he limps out to his match tonight, i guess...
 
2013-12-15 03:34:13 PM  
Just because: img.fark.net
 
2013-12-15 03:39:07 PM  
dammit, knew i was forgetting people...  got a song request?
 
2013-12-15 03:39:11 PM  
Also from the dirtsheets: "As noted, WWE will debut on Snapchat during tonight's pay-per-view. The noted on Twitter that there will be a big reveal of some kind."

You know what that means: #3footkanepeener
 
2013-12-15 03:41:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Also from the dirtsheets: "As noted, WWE will debut on Snapchat during tonight's pay-per-view. The noted on Twitter that there will be a big reveal of some kind."

You know what that means: #3footkanepeener


in a suit now?  YUM...
 
2013-12-15 03:50:35 PM  
Also, if you want to own a piece of Big E....you can:

His comments are great about it on twitter: Link
 
2013-12-15 03:52:23 PM  
Remember when wrestling was entertaining?

I miss those days
 
2013-12-15 03:54:32 PM  
doubledown on naughty.  nice...
 
2013-12-15 03:57:03 PM  

cman: Remember when wrestling was entertaining?

I miss those days


well, ya know what they say, if it's not entertaining, you're doing it wrong... glances meaningfully into the mcmahon corner.
 
2013-12-15 04:07:25 PM  
honestly that's why i love the fwc threads so much...  y'all MAKE it entertaining, whether it likes it or not.

i mean at this point, really, we're looking at "brace yourself fark, the ppv thread's goin' in dry..."
 
2013-12-15 04:21:51 PM  
Just pregamed by watching "Perks of Being a Wallflower". Forgot how dark the story gets towards the end.
 
2013-12-15 04:44:01 PM  
well shiat, looks like i've got another movie to put on my "holy fark that looks awesome" list
 
2013-12-15 04:45:02 PM  
So...AJ went all psycho GF on Michelle Beadle at Tribute To the Troops, and did it in front of WWE management.

Ruh Roh...here's where Steph pull out her tax records to embarrass AJ to punish her.

/you know that AJ-va-jay-jay is gooooooooooooooooooooood
 
2013-12-15 04:48:31 PM  

FinFangFark: So...AJ went all psycho GF on Michelle Beadle at Tribute To the Troops, and did it in front of WWE management.

Ruh Roh...here's where Steph pull out her tax records to embarrass AJ to punish her.

/you know that AJ-va-jay-jay is gooooooooooooooooooooood


dude, it's just vince in a mask...
 
2013-12-15 04:49:35 PM  

cynicalminion: FinFangFark: So...AJ went all psycho GF on Michelle Beadle at Tribute To the Troops, and did it in front of WWE management.

Ruh Roh...here's where Steph pull out her tax records to embarrass AJ to punish her.

/you know that AJ-va-jay-jay is gooooooooooooooooooooood

dude, it's just vince in a mask...


either way...we can guarantee an AJ loss tonight.
 
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