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(Gainesville Sun)   Every internet lawyer out there will tell you never to confess to the cop who just pulled you over that the reason you were driving poorly was because you were drinking beers while watching 'The Fast and the Furious'   (lawandorder.blogs.gainesville.com) divider line 17
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2018 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Dec 2013 at 8:41 AM (17 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-15 01:28:45 AM
Idiot.  Everyone knows that you're better off offering to share your beer with the cop.
 
2013-12-15 03:41:40 AM

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Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

 
2013-12-15 08:45:40 AM
I'm pretty sure everyone but that guy would give the same advice.
 
2013-12-15 08:49:26 AM

cretinbob: fark. fark. fark.
Mother mother fark. Mother mother fark fark. Mother fark mother fark.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'


THIS!
 
2013-12-15 08:52:38 AM
The report states he smelled of alcohol, his eyes were red and his speech "thick tongued."

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2013-12-15 08:54:25 AM
Why didn't he fly away?
 
2013-12-15 08:57:52 AM
I occifer, I'm trying to Paul Walker all the things!
 
2013-12-15 08:58:23 AM
Next time he'll have to watch "Driving Miss Daisy".
 
2013-12-15 09:13:02 AM
Too fast subby!!!!

/too furious for a come back.
 
2013-12-15 09:30:25 AM
Now is not the time to talk of banning Paul Walker films.
 
2013-12-15 09:31:00 AM
What if you were speeding because you watched On Golden Pond and drank a lot of prune juice?
 
2013-12-15 09:32:09 AM
While working in a public defender's office, my advice to everyone was not to tell the cops anything. Of course, now I'm a prosecutor, so that may bite me in the ass some time down the road.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-15 09:59:12 AM
Ivandrago: While working in a public defender's office, my advice to everyone was not to tell the cops anything.

I bet they could have used that advice a day or two before they met you to hear it.
 
2013-12-15 10:05:03 AM

SpdrJay: What if you were speeding because you watched On Golden Pond and drank a lot of prune juice?


Legit!
 
2013-12-15 10:24:27 AM
It goes without saying, even if you've just been watching "The Fast and the Fabulous."
 
2013-12-15 01:59:54 PM
Or do, because there's a newly-sworn public defender who can use the practice.
 
2013-12-15 07:51:52 PM
aren't you supposed to spill everything before he reads you your rights?  you know, so they can't use it against you?
 
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