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(Do You Remember)   Nearly 100 years ago the first American roadside motel was created, changing forever the lives of mother-obsessed psychos and horny politicians everywhere   (doyouremember.com ) divider line
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2013-12-15 08:32:33 AM  
It's a national holiday among bedbugs.
 
2013-12-15 08:36:16 AM  
And where else do you get the opportunity to sleep in the dried semen of thirty other guys?
 
2013-12-15 08:37:26 AM  

SpdrJay: And where else do you get the opportunity to sleep in the dried semen of thirty other guys?


Your mom's house.

/zing!
 
2013-12-15 08:39:07 AM  

SpdrJay: And where else do you get the opportunity to sleep in the dried semen of thirty other guys?


Not going to make joke...not going to make joke.
 
2013-12-15 08:40:19 AM  
Well, this thread is off to an itchy start.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-15 08:41:55 AM  
When I was a teenager the route to my girlfriend passed by a motel with hourly rates. Sadly, I never got to take advantage.
 
2013-12-15 08:48:56 AM  
 
2013-12-15 08:50:33 AM  
You Americans think history started 250 years ago don't you?
 
2013-12-15 08:54:35 AM  

TheGogmagog: You Americans think history started 250 years ago don't you?


The article is specifically about motels (i.e. motor hotels), not hotels in general.  I'm pretty sure the automobile was invented within the past 250 years.
 
2013-12-15 08:58:23 AM  

TheGogmagog: You Americans think history started 250 years ago don't you?


Piss off, ya bloody wanker!
 
2013-12-15 09:07:51 AM  

kidakita: TheGogmagog: You Americans think history started 250 years ago don't you?

Piss off, ya bloody wanker!


In America, 250 years is a long time. In Britain, 250 miles is a long distance.

/no, Chicago to NYC and back by car is not a day trip
 
2013-12-15 09:31:38 AM  

SpdrJay: And where else do you get the opportunity to sleep in the dried semen of thirty other guys?


The sheets are usually clean. It's the comforter that is never cleaned and has had people doing unspeakable things on top.....
 
2013-12-15 09:32:39 AM  
You forgot homophobic televangelists, Subby.
 
2013-12-15 09:43:53 AM  

TheGogmagog: You Americans think history started 250 years ago don't you?


No Jamestown and Plymouth where founded in the early 1600s, so history started like 400 years ago.
 
2013-12-15 10:23:12 AM  

Fubegra: In America, 250 years is a long time. In Britain, 250 miles is a long distance.


In America borders are places you have to stop and submit to invasive inspection ...
 
2013-12-15 10:38:08 AM  
I should celebrate by going to one with this girl I met at a bar.
 
2013-12-15 11:31:53 AM  
Ahhh...the good old days when motel/hotel pools still had diving boards.
 
2013-12-15 11:41:10 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Ahhh...the good old days when motel/hotel pools still had diving boards.


I am more impressed by the trampoline with concrete safety padding beneath it.
 
2013-12-15 01:51:34 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: SpdrJay: And where else do you get the opportunity to sleep in the dried semen of thirty other guys?

Your mom's house.

/zing!



Shoot a bunch of heroin and pass out in the back room of any bar called The Eagle, The Whip or The Manhole.
 
2013-12-15 08:02:19 PM  

Slartibartfaster: Fubegra: In America, 250 years is a long time. In Britain, 250 miles is a long distance.

In America borders are places you have to stop and submit to invasive inspection ...


Yeah... my friends from Australia were amazed when we drove through 4 states in a day with nothing more than a highway sign to show the passing
 
2013-12-15 09:49:22 PM  
www.emptybottle.org
 
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