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2013-12-14 09:57:56 PM
As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me what
The time was that was on my watch, yeah...
 
2013-12-14 09:58:03 PM
Check it out now, the funk soul bruddah
Right about now, the funk soul bruddah

Oh, there's so many.
 
2013-12-14 09:58:28 PM
That last song Kanye was touting wasn't much to listen to.
 
2013-12-14 09:58:45 PM
 "I'm as serious as cancer when I say that rythmn is a dancer"
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 09:58:58 PM
That stupid song from that awful movie about that boat that sank...
 
2013-12-14 09:58:59 PM
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread
 
2013-12-14 10:00:18 PM
You people really went and did it now
 
2013-12-14 10:00:31 PM
Oh oh, somebody'shiatting the eggnog.
 
2013-12-14 10:00:31 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread


... are those for real?
 
2013-12-14 10:01:11 PM
I can't say "somebody'shiatting"??


//lololololol
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 10:01:14 PM
I was going to post some of the lyrics of Ice Ice Baby, but I still inexplicably like that song.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 10:01:15 PM

flucto: Oh oh, somebody'shiatting the eggnog.


Indeed.
 
2013-12-14 10:01:17 PM
Must be coffee by the way you shakin your perk-u-later
I'm the smooth operator
Hot mommy motivator
What I really wanna do
Put that thing on you
Butter up yo hot potato
Gettin more dough than bakers
 
2013-12-14 10:01:26 PM
I don't see this one too often (or at all) on lists like these, but I'd expect more from the Animals:

"I smoked my first cigarette at ten
And for girls, I had a bad yen"

- "When I Was Young"
 
2013-12-14 10:02:08 PM

Tziva: Adjective Bird Whiskey: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread

... are those for real?


A fairly famous song, no less- Owl City's "Fireflies."
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 10:02:54 PM
"In the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take."

"In this ever changing world in which we live in"
 
2013-12-14 10:03:33 PM
Fireflies is a pretty cool song.
 
2013-12-14 10:05:15 PM
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh noooooo
 
2013-12-14 10:05:40 PM
wrapped up like a douche
 
2013-12-14 10:05:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-14 10:06:04 PM
Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat


In an otherwise mindblowing piece of auditory bliss, they had to go and sneak in that turd of a verse. It's like they were trying to warn us all about the purgatory of Saved by the Bell reruns.
 
2013-12-14 10:06:47 PM
Get up off my back
save a heart attack
Ain't nobody Humpin' Around
No matter what they say
No it ain't that way
Ain't nobody humpin around
 
2013-12-14 10:07:04 PM

flucto: I can't say "somebody'shiatting"??


//lololololol


The Fark Filter will use its rubric until it makes no sense.
 
2013-12-14 10:07:14 PM
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fark, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
 
2013-12-14 10:07:23 PM

libranoelrose: wrapped up like a douche


Lolololololol
 
2013-12-14 10:07:37 PM
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know,
You don't know you're beautiful
 
2013-12-14 10:07:54 PM

libranoelrose: wrapped up like a douche


Bruce says he wrote "cut loose like a deuce", a reference to uncapping the headers on a deuce coupe.
 
2013-12-14 10:07:57 PM
I wish you were a beer
 
2013-12-14 10:08:22 PM

Earguy: flucto: I can't say "somebody'shiatting"??


//lololololol

The Fark Filter will use its rubric until it makes no sense.


Huh.  Before, it would always take any word ending  in C and any word starting with unt and make it ---coont---.
 
2013-12-14 10:09:09 PM

433: "In this ever changing world in which we live in"


When you were young, and your heart was an open book
You used to say "live and let live" (you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But IF this ever-changing world in which WE'RE LIVING
Makes you give in and cry
Say "live and let die."

Better now?

That's the most misunderstood lyric in the history of ever.
 
2013-12-14 10:09:09 PM

Klippoklondike: I wish you were a beer


Oh please, if we include country music we'll be here all night.
 
2013-12-14 10:09:18 PM
I agree, I like Fireflies!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 10:09:36 PM
I'll bet you thought you were clever, didn't you, Earguy?
 
2013-12-14 10:09:39 PM

Earguy: Huh. Before, it would always take any word ending in C and any word starting with unt and make it ---coont---.


Mike's going to have to keep working on it.
 
2013-12-14 10:09:48 PM

libranoelrose: wrapped up like a douche


Revved up like a deuce. (Deuce coupe)

This isn't a mondegreen thread.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-12-14 10:10:33 PM

a particular individual: That's the most misunderstood lyric in the history of ever.


Right up there with "revved up like a deuce."
 
2013-12-14 10:11:35 PM
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly


Like a.....harpoon?

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel


Yes....yes it is.
 
2013-12-14 10:11:47 PM
 
2013-12-14 10:12:04 PM
Fireflies is an awful awful song and I will think less of you for liking it.
 
2013-12-14 10:13:02 PM
Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride
I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy
They call Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same
Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright
A little secret just for you and me
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee
 
2013-12-14 10:13:11 PM
 
2013-12-14 10:13:12 PM
HotWingAgenda , you would have to rule out ELO and Squeeze, by that logic
 
2013-12-14 10:13:14 PM

433: a particular individual: That's the most misunderstood lyric in the history of ever.

Right up there with "revved up like a deuce."


I once contemplated an Internet campaign to correct the Live and Let Die mistake. Not that I feel particularly strongly about it, but it's so widespread, I thought it was a good candidate for an experiment to see if it's possible to undo a single case of ignorance.
 
2013-12-14 10:13:32 PM

433: I'll bet you thought you were clever, didn't you, Earguy?


you're so vain
 
2013-12-14 10:13:40 PM
Madonna: "In the midnight hour, I can feel your power."  Every time I hear this I get the uncontrollable urge to pound my forehead on the nearest flat surface.
 
2013-12-14 10:15:04 PM

HotWingAgenda: In an otherwise mindblowing piece of auditory bliss, they had to go and sneak in that turd of a verse.


That's the only good part of that whole song. Then the tune downshifts into 60's stoner crap instead of taking the opening and inventing hard rock right there and then.

The Beatles COULD rock, but that song was more of a smoke dope and relax track from the Dead, except that first verse, which is awesome.
 
2013-12-14 10:15:18 PM
"I got a Dalmatian
I can still get high"
 
2013-12-14 10:15:25 PM
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
 
2013-12-14 10:15:32 PM
Her placenta falls to the floor
 
2013-12-14 10:16:04 PM
Don't tell my heart, my achy-breaky heart..
 
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