farkeruk: FrancoFile: How do I get ahead of the next hipster fad so I can sell them ridiculous junk at a 6000% markup?My advice and advice I've been giving everyone: start a macaroon bakery.[ichef.bbci.co.uk image 448x256]It perfectly encapsulates things hipsters like. Childishly colourful, European and individualised. So, people can choose how many of each colour they want, and you charge them through the nose for the privilege. I mean, people in London were charging £2 for a farking cupcake.The big thing is the marketing. You've got to get your presentation right. You might be a dude operating out of an industrial unit in New Jersey, but you need to push the buttons that makes people think that you're a charmant mademoiselle baking them in her kitchen by hand. Maybe get some silly van to deliver them in to reinforce it.
moeburn: Why gluten free? are all hipsters allergic to gluten?
Rik01: Hipsters, the current Yuppies.
sendtodave: Handsome B. Wonderful: Rik01: Hipsters, the current Yuppies.I disagree, Yuppies could actually hold a job.How do broke people pay for seven dollar gruel?
mafiageek1980: Dear Hipsters,Please, for the love of god, stay the fark away from Grits! We don't need yall farking that up too!signed,mafiageek1980
WTF Indeed: moeburn: Why gluten free? are all hipsters allergic to gluten?Hipsters are allergic to things you haven't even heard about.
Please sir, tell me if this porridge is fair trade and hormone-free?
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