FrancoFile: How do I get ahead of the next hipster fad so I can sell them ridiculous junk at a 6000% markup?
meatofmystery: This whole bacon = manliness and cool is becoming the internet equivalent of buying a hummer with a pair of nuts on the tow hitch.
farkeruk: FrancoFile: How do I get ahead of the next hipster fad so I can sell them ridiculous junk at a 6000% markup?My advice and advice I've been giving everyone: start a macaroon bakery.[ichef.bbci.co.uk image 448x256]It perfectly encapsulates things hipsters like. Childishly colourful, European and individualised. So, people can choose how many of each colour they want, and you charge them through the nose for the privilege. I mean, people in London were charging £2 for a farking cupcake.The big thing is the marketing. You've got to get your presentation right. You might be a dude operating out of an industrial unit in New Jersey, but you need to push the buttons that makes people think that you're a charmant mademoiselle baking them in her kitchen by hand. Maybe get some silly van to deliver them in to reinforce it.
TV's Vinnie: Hmmmmm.............the more I hear the word "hipster" used in this manner, the more I'm thinking it's another word for "DoucheBag".
dusty15893: [www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x365]Artisian Knot store approves
Hector Remarkable: Mmmmm..... gruel for douchebags.
WTF Indeed: moeburn: Why gluten free? are all hipsters allergic to gluten?Hipsters are allergic to things you haven't even heard about.
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