NFA: I was doing a chat with Microsoft tech trying to get my Xbox live account fixed. He kept calling me "mate" over and over. Once he finished helping me the conversation when something like this...After 5 or 10 minutes of the tech calling me "mate" over and over.Tech: Is there anything else I can help you with mate?Me: By the way you know I'm American right?Tech: Yes I see you're in America mateMe: In America a "mate" is someone you have sex with.Long pauseTech: Is there anything else I can help you with?
BigNumber12: MsStatement: BigNumber12: It's the sound made by trains on the Isle of Sodor.Know how I know you have a toddler?Completely separate issues. I've only advanced as far as I have in my career because I learned that it's bad to cause confusion and delay, and if I do so, I'll be mocked by employees who burn a different type of fuel than I do.
BigNumber12: It's the sound made by trains on the Isle of Sodor.
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Aug 21 2017 22:12:17
Runtime: 0.315 sec (315 ms)