Theaetetus: I believe it's a synonym for "yiffed".
BigLuca: I think that's when a swamp donkey gives your trades man entrance a jolly tallyho.
whistleridge: [img.fark.net image 789x401]Makes sense. Isn't EVERY British slang word some synonym for being drunk?
NFA: Me: In America a "mate" is someone you have sex with.Long pauseTech: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Chariset: chuffed = pleased, thrilled, delighted
BigNumber12: It's the sound made by trains on the Isle of Sodor.
NFA: I was doing a chat with Microsoft tech trying to get my Xbox live account fixed. He kept calling me "mate" over and over. Once he finished helping me the conversation when something like this...After 5 or 10 minutes of the tech calling me "mate" over and over.Tech: Is there anything else I can help you with mate?Me: By the way you know I'm American right?Tech: Yes I see you're in America mateMe: In America a "mate" is someone you have sex with.Long pauseTech: Is there anything else I can help you with?
MsStatement: BigNumber12: It's the sound made by trains on the Isle of Sodor.Know how I know you have a toddler?
Deadite: Chuffed = Tallywacker rubbed raw on the nubs of amputees.
7th Son of a 7th Son: BigLuca: I think that's when a swamp donkey gives your trades man entrance a jolly tallyho.And have her lick your yarbles?
wambu: . . . and Bob's your uncle.
Finger51: wambu: . . . and Bob's your uncle.Robert is NOT my father's brother.
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