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(New York Daily News)   The [Florida] tag will wave a fond farewell   (nydailynews.com) divider line 56
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2013-12-14 12:17:13 PM
You can take the White Hispanic out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the White Hispanic.
 
2013-12-14 12:17:54 PM
There's plenty of crazy left, subby
 
2013-12-14 12:19:31 PM
Oh fark!!  Stay the fark out of (insert your state here)!!!
 
2013-12-14 12:19:43 PM
colorlines.com
 
2013-12-14 12:21:59 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
Oblig
 
2013-12-14 12:22:43 PM

lordjupiter: Oh fark!!  Stay the fark out of (insert your state here)!!!


During the summer I'm usually rather tan, so I hope he doesn't settle on Georgia. How about Texas?
 
2013-12-14 12:24:54 PM
DRINK!!!
 
2013-12-14 12:25:39 PM
Is this going to be a long thread? My liver is still recovering from the last one.
 
2013-12-14 12:26:03 PM
About a dozen Zimmerman threads ago, maybe last week, there was talk of him going to Texas.  Looks like we're going to need a Texas tag soon.
 
2013-12-14 12:26:28 PM
The Florida tag existed long before George Zimmerman, subtard. It will endure long after his departure.
 
2013-12-14 12:27:01 PM
I never noticed but he's about one overtightened hatband from being a cyclops.
 
2013-12-14 12:27:08 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: lordjupiter: Oh fark!!  Stay the fark out of (insert your state here)!!!

During the summer I'm usually rather tan, so I hope he doesn't settle on Georgia. How about Texas?


I hear Mississippi would be happy to have him as a resident. I mean, he apparently hates the right people and all...
 
2013-12-14 12:28:20 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: lordjupiter: Oh fark!!  Stay the fark out of (insert your state here)!!!

During the summer I'm usually rather tan, so I hope he doesn't settle on Georgia. How about Texas?


I don't care to look it up, but I thought he said he was moving to Texas. more lenient gun laws, I guess.
 
2013-12-14 12:28:35 PM
I don't say goodbye to my shiats when I poop.
 
2013-12-14 12:29:57 PM
THIS this is what this poor, persecuted, white man is forced to do. Welcome to Obamerica.
 
2013-12-14 12:30:03 PM
Hopefully he goes back to Peru or whatever shiathole his dad bought his squatty mail-order bride from. Feel free to take down a few more thugs on your way out, Jorge.
 
2013-12-14 12:31:32 PM
Word has it that he's moving to Texass, where such gun-frenzy derangement is accepted.
 
2013-12-14 12:32:03 PM

TheGogmagog: Zarquon's Flat Tire: lordjupiter: Oh fark!!  Stay the fark out of (insert your state here)!!!

During the summer I'm usually rather tan, so I hope he doesn't settle on Georgia. How about Texas?

I don't care to look it up, but I thought he said he was moving to Texas. more lenient gun laws, I guess.


Florida is top dog on personal protection by law. Plus you don't have to scrape your windshield in the morning.
 
2013-12-14 12:33:44 PM
Ooooo, I can see him becoming a border patrol officer.  Or at least wanting to be one.  Or just doing it on his free time, whatevs.
 
2013-12-14 12:34:23 PM

Nature Spirals: The Florida tag existed long before George Zimmerman, subtard. It will endure long after his departure.


For a bit there I was shocked and thought that Fark was retiring the tag.


/wondered how much the Florida tourism council had paid off Drew.
 
2013-12-14 12:35:12 PM
North Carolina is filled with black people.  There are so many black people, you can't even park your car under a tree because they drop so many Skittles and put dents all over.  And don't get me started on the malls.  The sidewalks are practically paved with black people.  All you hear is gospel singing, you can't even hear your phone ringing.  So, if you're not fond of black people, North Carolina probably isn't a place you'd want to live.  And we sell Skittles everywhere here, too.  In fact, it's hard to find any food other than Skittles.  We grow them in just about every garden and most of our tobacco fields have been converted over to Skittles fields.  Man, if you don't like black people AND you don't like Skittles, this place would be a nightmare.
 
2013-12-14 12:36:28 PM
Nixon said the same thing.  We all know how that worked out.
 
2013-12-14 12:39:55 PM
I guess Florida doesn't pick up charges the way California does: the victim doesn't have to press charges, the State will do that in one's stead.
 
2013-12-14 12:41:46 PM

rzrwiresunrise: I guess Florida doesn't pick up charges the way California does: the victim doesn't have to press charges, the State will do that in one's stead.


Wrong
 
2013-12-14 12:43:04 PM
It'd be hilarious if he moved to San Francisco or Brooklyn. He's already spent the last few years IRL trolling 24/7, so why stop now? But he'll probably pick somewhere boring like Cincinnati or Bloomington.
 
2013-12-14 12:43:19 PM

Gobobo: [colorlines.com image 640x400]


It's relative anyway.

In Los Angeles, I'm as gringa as you can get.  In Canada, I'm straight-up Latina.

/Caucasian, but I used way too much Spanish in my everyday language, apparently
//roommates in Canada told me I could never make soft tacos again
///too spicy, and I used the MILD seasoning! Thank god for habanero sauce.
 
2013-12-14 12:51:08 PM

Peki: Gobobo: [colorlines.com image 640x400]

It's relative anyway.

In Los Angeles, I'm as gringa as you can get.  In Canada, I'm straight-up Latina.

/Caucasian, but I used way too much Spanish in my everyday language, apparently
//roommates in Canada told me I could never make soft tacos again
///too spicy, and I used the MILD seasoning! Thank god for habanero sauce.


Go on...
 
2013-12-14 12:53:21 PM
I bet he goes via train. Florida railroaded him once before
 
2013-12-14 12:53:25 PM

Gobobo: [colorlines.com image 640x400]


zimmerman? nazi
 
2013-12-14 12:53:41 PM
He's gotta be headed north. He doesn't have a lot of sympathy with black/hispanic folks of the south. In fact, they're downright hostile to him. I'd say he'll land in Montana, Minnesota, or down around the Salton Sea. Depends on how cold he wants to get.
 
2013-12-14 12:56:57 PM
Arizona is another hot place full of old and crazy people. I think he'll be attracted to Arizona, but once he gets here the magic will wear off because he looks like a Mexican and will be treated like one, especially in Maricopa County.
 
2013-12-14 01:02:27 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Arizona is another hot place full of old and crazy people. I think he'll be attracted to Arizona, but once he gets here the magic will wear off because he looks like a Mexican and will be treated like one, especially in Maricopa County.


My bet is on Arizona.
I can only hope that some old Sheriff Joe acolyte stands his ground against him.
 
2013-12-14 01:04:31 PM
Raleigh, NC is where he will land.
 
2013-12-14 01:06:01 PM
And wherever he goes, he won't sleep any better.

Finding a new job won't be any easier.

Just existing in society will still be all but impossible.

Every girl that talks to him will probably be looking to cash in.

Every night, lying awake, listening to a strange house, listening for sounds of intruders.

Every local yokel reporter pestering him endlessly.

By now, I'm betting he's wishing that they'd convicted him, instead.
 
2013-12-14 01:07:37 PM
Arpaio might deputize him.
 
2013-12-14 01:10:23 PM
Best. News. Ever.  Can I change my FARK login now?
 
2013-12-14 01:14:28 PM
Colorado seems to have the right gun use mindset. He'll feel right at home.

\troll-tastic enough? I deleted a gratuitous Skittles reference because it was done better already.
 
2013-12-14 01:17:05 PM
He could try Putin's Playground.

He could offer his special skills to neighborhood watch for the gheys. He could carry a "throwdown" kit of hoddies and Skittles.
 
2013-12-14 01:27:24 PM

MrHappyRotter: North Carolina is filled with black people.  There are so many black people, you can't even park your car under a tree because they drop so many Skittles and put dents all over.  And don't get me started on the malls.  The sidewalks are practically paved with black people.  All you hear is gospel singing, you can't even hear your phone ringing.  So, if you're not fond of black people, North Carolina probably isn't a place you'd want to live.  And we sell Skittles everywhere here, too.  In fact, it's hard to find any food other than Skittles.  We grow them in just about every garden and most of our tobacco fields have been converted over to Skittles fields.  Man, if you don't like black people AND you don't like Skittles, this place would be a nightmare.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-14 01:27:47 PM
www.nndb.com

RIP GEORGE ZIMMER
 
2013-12-14 01:29:40 PM

RottNDude: [www.nndb.com image 240x284]

RIP GEORGE ZIMMER


I guarantee it.
 
2013-12-14 01:39:08 PM
Hopefully by a responsible blah gun owner standing his ground...
 
2013-12-14 02:00:05 PM
If I were Zimmerman, I'd change my name to Chaz Bono.

/ Or to George Dylan.
 
2013-12-14 02:18:22 PM

Mikeyworld: He's gotta be headed north. He doesn't have a lot of sympathy with black/hispanic folks of the south. In fact, they're downright hostile to him. I'd say he'll land in Montana, Minnesota, or down around the Salton Sea. Depends on how cold he wants to get.


Yeah, but he got away with killing a black person and can pass for a deeply tanned white man, so he'll be hailed as a hero up in the land of pointy hoods. He just needs to change that Jewish-sounding last name, and he'll be golden.
 
2013-12-14 02:39:46 PM
from Nov.:  http://www.fark.com/comments/8034614/George-Zimmerman-wants-to-take-a l l-his-guns-move-from-Florida-to-Texas-Florida-says-Oh-thank-God-Finall y
 
2013-12-14 03:04:10 PM
I take it nothing ever came of those most recent allegations, eh?

I
Am
Shocked!
 
2013-12-14 03:05:54 PM

maram500: he apparently hates the right people and all...


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2013-12-14 03:08:35 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: I don't say goodbye to my shiats when I poop.


-I- do. Man, some of them put up quite a fight. I salute those bastards.
 
2013-12-14 03:43:48 PM

jso2897: RottNDude: [www.nndb.com image 240x284]

RIP GEORGE ZIMMER

I guarantee it.


White Men's Warehouse: You're not gonna like the way they look. I guarantee it.
 
2013-12-14 03:47:49 PM
He has not announced his intended destination.

It will surely be another "stand your ground" state.
 
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