Lando Lincoln: Oh, Michael. So young. So innocent. No not-farked-up-in-the-head yet. If only you had a dad that could have been very supportive and ambitious without being such a cruel jackass.
mr_a: Michael Jackson owned every stage he ever set foot on. He probably had the other babies in the maternity ward up and dancing.
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