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2013-12-14 02:17:26 AM
You had me at hot Japanese women.
 
2013-12-14 03:34:34 AM
Sigh.
 
2013-12-14 07:14:23 AM
And on Okinawa, because it means a green card and a free trip to the US.
 
2013-12-14 07:52:24 AM
I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.
 
2013-12-14 08:25:55 AM

serial_crusher: I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.


You'll be disappointed.  I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you.  It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.
 
2013-12-14 08:47:30 AM
They rike it ruff. Amiright?
 
2013-12-14 08:47:36 AM
It also gives them a chance to immigrate to a country where they don't have to sell their used panties in vending machines to raise money to rebuild their 45 square foot apartment that Godzilla destroyed while they were at work at 5:00 a.m. doing CEO-led jumping jacks and watching bullet trains full of sushi eaters pass by.
 
2013-12-14 08:50:00 AM
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2013-12-14 08:50:54 AM
Those aren't really unique to Japan, or even to women.  People find other people from foreign cultures to be exotic and alluring, and different accents, customs, facial features, foods, etc. all make dating someone of a different culture fun and mysterious.
 
2013-12-14 08:51:55 AM
drawception.com

They like 'em long
 
2013-12-14 08:52:42 AM
Note to self: move to Japan.
 
2013-12-14 08:53:41 AM
Im not mr yellow fever that prefers asian women over white, but thats not to say I wouldnt go for some asian strange.
 
2013-12-14 08:53:49 AM
cdn.wegotthiscovered.com

I can only imagine the number of Japanese women who watch Dr. Who for it's intriguing storylines and brilliant acting. ;)
 
2013-12-14 08:54:06 AM
Because Japanese men would rather have virtual girlfriends?
 
2013-12-14 08:54:10 AM
plus, I imagine not having to be the center of bukakke parties with eels stuffed in your vagina might have something to do with getting some grass on the other side of the fence.
 
2013-12-14 08:54:36 AM
They show a picture of Wendi Deng in the article, I guess because all Asian women are the same. Gold digging tramps.
 
2013-12-14 08:55:06 AM
I lived in Tokyo for four years, so I'm really getting a kick out of this. I married an American girl after I got back, because 1) I'm not a humpback and was able to get a normal chick and 2) Asian chicks are way overrated-- small cans, weird features, same hair on all of them, often bad teeth and acne (most of those online models are heavily photoshopped) and small cans (worth mentioning twice).

What you find over there are a bunch of geeks from the US who love comic books finally stumbling across some attention immediately falling in with whoever have it to them.  It's paradise for dorks who never went to the prom and spent their youth memorizing Monty Python quotes.

Japan's a nice country, and everyone should get a taste of the Orient before they marry a normal girl and settle down, but only nerds commit to Japanese broads.

Also, the supposed misogyny of Japanese men is greatly exaggerated. They're so kind to women they even pixelate their gentles while filming themselves busting a nut on the skirt's face.
 
2013-12-14 08:55:57 AM
If it's so damn easy, come over here and do it.
 
2013-12-14 08:57:22 AM

EvilEgg: serial_crusher: I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.

You'll be disappointed.  I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you.  It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.


Truth. Plus what is it with their horrific teeth?
 
2013-12-14 09:02:03 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: EvilEgg: serial_crusher: I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.

You'll be disappointed.  I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you.  It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.

Truth. Plus what is it with their horrific teeth?


It must be the English blood.
 
2013-12-14 09:04:19 AM
So pretty much the same reasons as obvious foreigners in any country are popular.
 
2013-12-14 09:06:21 AM
American spicy tuna roll > Little Japanese Nigiri
 
2013-12-14 09:08:27 AM
I've heard in the Japanese psyche, that they really don't view themselves as part of the rest of Asia. If anything, they wished Japan could have been part of Western Europe. Might explain their general (sh*tty) attitude towards asains in nearby countries.
 
2013-12-14 09:08:36 AM

Astorix: Because Japanese men would rather have virtual girlfriends?


Given Japanese women's reputation for being lousy in bed, who can blame them?
 
2013-12-14 09:10:07 AM

nickdaisy: I lived in Tokyo for four years, so I'm really getting a kick out of this. I married an American girl after I got back, because 1) I'm not a humpback and was able to get a normal chick and 2) Asian chicks are way overrated-- small cans, weird features, same hair on all of them, often bad teeth and acne (most of those online models are heavily photoshopped) and small cans (worth mentioning twice).


Some guys just prefer their wimmun with small cans. I just hope it's not part of some weird loli fetish though.
 
2013-12-14 09:12:09 AM
 
2013-12-14 09:12:11 AM
Because foreign guys don't come factory-equipped with the cultural assumption that the wife of the oldest son must look after the son's parents in their dotage.
 
2013-12-14 09:15:03 AM
You don't even have to go to a foreign country to be treated like a forbidden piece of meat by women. I used to work on a traveling gang for BNSF and whenever we got to a new town you could almost hear the wedding rings and panties falling off the women. Trust me, I'm an ugly beast, and I was getting laid constantly.
 
2013-12-14 09:16:10 AM

EvilEgg: serial_crusher: I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.

You'll be disappointed.  I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you.  It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.


Itsstillrealtome.jpg
 
2013-12-14 09:18:47 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Astorix: Because Japanese men would rather have virtual girlfriends?

Given Japanese women's reputation for being lousy in bed, who can blame them?


It's the nasal whining that I can't stand.
 
2013-12-14 09:19:32 AM
www.landoflights.net

You're just in denial about it.
 
2013-12-14 09:22:36 AM
I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that Jappos pack a shrimp taco, and the women want something more along the lines of a chile relleno if you know what I mean.

I'm also pretty sure that the average Farker tends to think of Japanese women as all looking like Fast & Furious extras when the reality is more like a body like a young boy but with bad teeth, bad skin and a hairy hoo-ha.

Not that I have anything against a hairy hoo-ha mind you....

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2013-12-14 09:25:56 AM

TV's Vinnie: I've heard in the Japanese psyche, that they really don't view themselves as part of the rest of Asia. If anything, they wished Japan could have been part of Western Europe. Might explain their general (sh*tty) attitude towards asains in nearby countries.


So they are working on battle mechs to move the island over to the atlantic?
 
2013-12-14 09:30:35 AM

nickdaisy: I lived in Tokyo for four years, so I'm really getting a kick out of this. I married an American girl after I got back, because 1) I'm not a humpback and was able to get a normal chick and 2) Asian chicks are way overrated-- small cans, weird features, same hair on all of them, often bad teeth and acne (most of those online models are heavily photoshopped) and small cans (worth mentioning twice).

What you find over there are a bunch of geeks from the US who love comic books finally stumbling across some attention immediately falling in with whoever have it to them.  It's paradise for dorks who never went to the prom and spent their youth memorizing Monty Python quotes.

Japan's a nice country, and everyone should get a taste of the Orient before they marry a normal girl and settle down, but only nerds commit to Japanese broads.

Also, the supposed misogyny of Japanese men is greatly exaggerated. They're so kind to women they even pixelate their gentles while filming themselves busting a nut on the skirt's face.


You are why cockpunches exist.


/you sound fat
 
2013-12-14 09:34:21 AM

AbiNormal: You don't even have to go to a foreign country to be treated like a forbidden piece of meat by women. I used to work on a traveling gang for BNSF and whenever we got to a new town you could almost hear the wedding rings and panties falling off the women. Trust me, I'm an ugly beast, and I was getting laid constantly.


I'd buy your book. I'm very hairy and ugly.

Turbo Cojones: I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that Jappos pack a shrimp taco, and the women want something more along the lines of a chile relleno if you know what I mean.

I'm also pretty sure that the average Farker tends to think of Japanese women as all looking like Fast & Furious extras when the reality is more like a body like a young boy but with bad teeth, bad skin and a hairy hoo-ha.

Not that I have anything against a hairy hoo-ha mind you....

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How are their trannies?
 
2013-12-14 09:35:58 AM

EvilEgg: serial_crusher: I find the last one kind of strange, mostly because I look at Japan the same way.  I've never been to Japan, but if I did go I'd expect to be constantly amazed by the quality and convenience of ubiquitous robot servants and strangely alluring sexual fetishes.

You'll be disappointed.  I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you.  It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.




I've heard that Tahiti is a magical place.
 
2013-12-14 09:50:48 AM

devildog123: And on Okinawa, because it means a green card and a free trip to the US.


That explains my friend's wife.  He was in the Navy spent a year in Japan, came back with a smoking hot wife who to our surprise has stayed with him for close to 20 years.
 
2013-12-14 09:51:40 AM

nickdaisy: I lived in Tokyo for four years, so I'm really getting a kick out of this. I married an American girl after I got back, because 1) I'm not a humpback and was able to get a normal chick and 2) Asian chicks are way overrated-- small cans, weird features, same hair on all of them, often bad teeth and acne (most of those online models are heavily photoshopped) and small cans (worth mentioning twice).

What you find over there are a bunch of geeks from the US who love comic books finally stumbling across some attention immediately falling in with whoever have it to them.  It's paradise for dorks who never went to the prom and spent their youth memorizing Monty Python quotes.

Japan's a nice country, and everyone should get a taste of the Orient before they marry a normal girl and settle down, but only nerds commit to Japanese broads.

Also, the supposed misogyny of Japanese men is greatly exaggerated. They're so kind to women they even pixelate their gentles while filming themselves busting a nut on the skirt's face.


As a guy who memorized a lot of Monty Python quotes in his youth, then grew up, played sports, and married a girl who is 1/4 Japanese, I'm getting a kick out of some of this.


/big cans
//nice cans
///cans
 
2013-12-14 09:53:08 AM

skinink: They show a picture of Wendi Deng in the article, I guess because all Asian women are the same. Gold digging tramps.


......an' they ain't got no rhythm.
 
2013-12-14 09:54:03 AM
It's not just Japanese girls who go for foreigners,  girls all over the world go for foreign guys for lots of different reasons.  The main reason is that sleeping with foreigners is kind of like traveling.   Of course if the dude is from a Western Country, many girls from third world countries  will see it as their chance to get a Western passport.

I've never been to Japan, but from what I've heard, their society can be very stifling.  Young people want to have fun and live a little, they think foreigners are probably more likely to be fun.

BTW, too many losers and geeks from the USA/Canada/Europe headed to third world looking for an easy hook-up can really ruin the scene.   That's what happened in Russia/Ukraine.  After the fall of communism,  drop dead gorgeous Slavic chicks were all over any dude from the West.  Since then they gotten to be really cynical and suspicious about any Western guy running his mouth at a Moscow bar or club.
 
2013-12-14 10:03:06 AM
I heard their men can only get aroused by tentacled robots covered in armor made of dildos, so it's only natural that Japanese women seek out the companion of foreigners who have pedophillic fetishes for wide-eyed, small breasted women that look like children and pre-teens.
 
2013-12-14 10:06:44 AM
As the product of one of these unions, it was because my Dad was different. The same reason that some gals from Mexico go for foreigners. Or Brits. Or Germans. Or Jamaicans. Or even Aussies. It's not the power of the American spirit, or the English stick-to-itiveness, but the power of being different enough to attract someone's attention, and then sticking the landing. Sometimes there are things that are frustrating as sh*t about your own culture, and someone who is from "away" breaks those boundaries--you see it in Maine even, when gals fall for someone who moved Down East, and is different than all the other guys around her. It's not just a Japanese thing. As someone who moves a lot, I find that being from "away" attracts women who are looking for more than just the same old occupations, the same old lines, the repetition that is bred into day to day conversations and the same folks you see day after day after day after day, and with the same stories, the same attitudes, that they grew up with. In the case of foreigners, that difference attracts attention, and then you have to actually prove your damn self. There's also the case of being, eventually, too damn different. Good for a fling, good for a short while, but in the long run, you find you want different things, and things get strained, and you have to part. It's not magic, it's not a be all end all, but you have to attract in the first place, and rising out from the herd is a good way to do that.
 
2013-12-14 10:08:47 AM

devildog123: And on Okinawa, because it means a green card and a free trip to the US.


Except the Gate 2 and Sunabe hunting grounds have been regulated over the last year.

It is pretty funny to see people protesting the American military presence in Okinawa drop their jaws and 'sugoi' when a foreigner walks by, though.
 
2013-12-14 10:11:00 AM

EvilEgg: You'll be disappointed. I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you. It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.


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True, but some countries seem to produce a higher percentage of hotties.   Spain is one of those places.  Columbia is another.  You'll also find an amazing amount of hot chicks in Eastern Europe.   As a percentage, the UK seems to produce some of the most beastly.
 
2013-12-14 10:13:29 AM

nickdaisy: What you find over there are a bunch of geeks from the US who love comic books finally stumbling across some attention immediately falling in with whoever have it to them. It's paradise for dorks who never went to the prom and spent their youth memorizing Monty Python quotes.


That sound you hear is a million farkers jumping on Kayak to find the next flight out of their mom's basement.
 
2013-12-14 10:15:01 AM
I would like to threadjack in order to say "Come to the Czech Republic" - we have gold diggers too, but far superior beer.
 
2013-12-14 10:18:34 AM

Cajnik: nickdaisy: What you find over there are a bunch of geeks from the US who love comic books finally stumbling across some attention immediately falling in with whoever have it to them. It's paradise for dorks who never went to the prom and spent their youth memorizing Monty Python quotes.

That sound you hear is a million farkers jumping on Kayak to find the next flight out of their mom's basement.


No way , I did a failed seal launch with my last kayak and cracked the hull severely.
 
2013-12-14 10:23:07 AM

Fissile: EvilEgg: You'll be disappointed. I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you. It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.

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True, but some countries seem to produce a higher percentage of hotties.   Spain is one of those places.  Columbia is another.  You'll also find an amazing amount of hot chicks in Eastern Europe.   As a percentage, the UK seems to produce some of the most beastly.


And yet Hispanic and Eastern Europe women go from Sofia Vergara to Leonidia Brezhnev. East Asian seem not to.

/Sofia Vergara excepted...
 
2013-12-14 10:25:07 AM

whither_apophis: Fissile: EvilEgg: You'll be disappointed. I was, I learned that most of the people in the world are ugly and that countries are selective about which women they show you. It is not a magical place with wall to wall hot women.

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True, but some countries seem to produce a higher percentage of hotties.   Spain is one of those places.  Columbia is another.  You'll also find an amazing amount of hot chicks in Eastern Europe.   As a percentage, the UK seems to produce some of the most beastly.

And yet Hispanic and Eastern Europe women go from Sofia Vergara to Leonidia Brezhnev. East Asian seem not to.

/Sofia Vergara excepted...


And yet when they hit 40...
 
2013-12-14 10:28:29 AM

MrHappyRotter: I heard their men can only get aroused by tentacled robots covered in armor made of dildos, so it's only natural that Japanese women seek out the companion of foreigners who have pedophillic fetishes for wide-eyed, small breasted women that look like children and pre-teens.


So small-breasted women don't deserve affection?
 
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