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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Did you hear the one about the stripper, her boyfriend, and the 72-year-old man they were driving home when they got pulled over?   ( ) divider line
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2013-12-14 11:19:45 AM  
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Brawndo: czei: Half of her tips for an entire night came to $8?   Yeah, that's about right.

I had to reread that in the article to make sure I read that right.

If you're a stripper making $16/night, it may be time to reconsider your career path.

Must have been caesarian scar night at the Shark Lounge.
2013-12-14 07:25:04 AM  
2 votes:
Half of her tips for an entire night came to $8?   Yeah, that's about right.
2013-12-14 01:11:34 PM  
1 vote:
Well, if I were stuck in that place, for whatever reason, I would be willing to stuff dollar bills into her mouth, if she puts her clothes back on.
2013-12-14 10:31:39 AM  
1 vote:
So that's what it would look like if Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura had a 72 year old baby.
2013-12-14 08:47:15 AM  
1 vote:
You and me, we should be dancin' in the sheets. long as it doesn't cost more than 8 dollars.
2013-12-14 08:38:13 AM  
1 vote:
I can't decide which would be worse - to die before 72, or to live to be 72 and be doing meth and giving strippers 8-dollar tips at that age.
2013-12-14 08:18:52 AM  
1 vote:
The lapdance is so much better when the $8 stripper is crying?
2013-12-14 07:51:16 AM  
1 vote:
The old guy was a genius.  Minus the arrest and other nonsense, it was cheaper than any cab fare.
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