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(YouTube)   Escalators: The concept is not hard to grasp, but the handrails apparently are   (youtube.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-14 08:51:27 AM
Death traps.
 
2013-12-14 09:07:21 AM
You have to show them respect.
 
2013-12-14 09:27:29 AM
The music to that was just as troublesome.
 
2013-12-14 09:29:07 AM
balloons popping and creepy clown music. They really want to scare people into using their escalators correctly.
 
2013-12-14 09:49:47 AM
Some dickhead had a stroller on one yesterday. With a baby inside.
 
2013-12-14 09:53:48 AM
How could you take such a simple concept as people f[l]ailing on escalators and wimp out on it so badly?

I'm gonna have to call on sad clown trumpets for whoever made that because it's the most the complicated humor they can understand.
 
2013-12-14 09:55:54 AM
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Approves
 
2013-12-14 10:16:49 AM

dennysgod: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 272x314]

Approves


Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
 
2013-12-14 10:56:14 AM

pjbreeze: The music to that was just as troublesome.



1.  Turn down YouTube volume
2.  Play "Yakety Sax" MP3
3.  Profit.
 
2013-12-14 11:26:26 AM
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Woah, that security guard turned the escalators into temporary stairs.
 
2013-12-14 11:31:22 AM
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2013-12-14 11:32:00 AM

johnnyrocket: Woah, that security guard turned the escalators into temporary stairs.


Damn you
 
2013-12-14 11:32:21 AM

johnnyrocket: [static.fjcdn.com image 300x219]

Woah, that security guard turned the escalators into temporary stairs.


After that guy figured he would just ride the way he was.  I was thinking that security guard just took away that guy's attempt to lay back and enjoy the ride.
 
2013-12-14 12:25:26 PM
At the local mall a few years ago, someone on the custodial staff decided to clean the escalators. So they polished the handrails with something like Pledge. Lemony, shiny - and slick.

Nobody hurt, but I was one of the people who walked up, grabbed the handrail as normal, and nearly did a faceplant.
 
2013-12-14 12:40:47 PM
How the hell do you trip while not walking?
 
2013-12-14 12:48:36 PM

Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you trip while not walking?



Easy... He was chewing gum. For some, that's all it takes. Balance is difficult.
 
2013-12-14 12:50:56 PM

iron_city_ap: johnnyrocket: Woah, that security guard turned the escalators into temporary stairs.

Damn you


Sorry for the convenience.
 
2013-12-14 01:04:50 PM
Our ability to fall up a flight of stairs is what separates humans from animals.
 
2013-12-14 01:17:33 PM
There was a movie where a girl was wearing long jewelry and went to tie her shoe after she got off the escalator. Creeped me out ever since. Don't recall the movie, sometime before 2001.
 
2013-12-14 01:53:14 PM
I liked the music.  Yaketty sax is fine but sheesh have some imagination people.
 
2013-12-14 02:17:20 PM
That logo looks a lot like Amtrak's.
 
2013-12-14 03:21:09 PM

kertus: Smeggy Smurf: How the hell do you trip while not walking?


Easy... He was chewing gum. For some, that's all it takes. Balance is difficult.


Well, some folks probably forget escalators are pulling your feet forward as it lifts you, so if you are not bracing for it, then it would tip you back a bit.  Stepping onto it and relaxing your legs for a rest is part of the problem, and not grabbing the rail is the second mistake.

/see Mallrats reference.
 
2013-12-14 06:25:40 PM
WTF was with the cheezy corporate training  tape graphics? Balloon animal transitions? Seriously?
 
2013-12-14 06:51:37 PM
Remember: If you're carrying heavy luggage, take the lift!

(Unless the lift is out of order for the seventh straight month, in which case, fark you.)
 
2013-12-14 07:16:06 PM
 
2013-12-14 07:35:36 PM
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2013-12-14 10:21:48 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 422x237]


Best .gif I've seen in long time.
 
2013-12-14 11:20:58 PM
Came for Mitch... left sat-yes-fied
 
2013-12-14 11:26:48 PM

memebot_of_doom: Accidents happen.

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Now that is a thing of beauty.
 
2013-12-15 05:27:01 AM
escalators don't kill people...
 
2013-12-15 08:32:48 AM
what awful editing
 
2013-12-15 01:05:13 PM
abhorrent1
   
what awful editing

Someone just unboxed some shiny new video software.
 
2013-12-15 05:16:26 PM

Ed Grubermann: memebot_of_doom: Accidents happen.

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Now that is a thing of beauty.


biatches love chocolate
 
2013-12-15 09:49:03 PM
Could be worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFKJN2kZrok

You could just be an assholish clod.
 
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