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(Opposing Views)   Baby deer walks up to hunters during their target practice, licks one of their guns   (opposingviews.com) divider line 24
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2013-12-13 10:06:04 PM  
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-13 10:14:41 PM  
6 votes:
I was going to take up deer hunting when I lived in Wisconsin, but I just couldn't bring myself to spend that much time out there hoping for a shot.  So I took up cow hunting instead.  Much, much easier.  You gotta do it at night, though, because the folks at the petting zoo get really pissed.
2013-12-13 10:12:05 PM  
3 votes:

a particular individual: cynicalminion: *boop*[img.fark.net image 850x494]

Unfortunately, they cut the scene where the hunter guts Bambi's mom.


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2013-12-13 11:04:39 PM  
2 votes:

gja: tuxq: AutumnWind: CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.

Agreed. It would just make me sick to my stomach. The exact opposite of a thrill.

So I take it that you're both women. Look, we know you don't like doing it. That's what we've evolved to do it over millions of years.

I take offense to that. I am a guy. I am trained and likely more proficient with my 24 than you can scarcely imagine.
Certainly better at a distance than most hunters could hope to function at all.
I will never shoot an animal. I shoot only targets. I feel no need to cause death with my rifle, and it would take an unthinkable situation for that to change.

And I like shooting. And I like TEACHING kids to do so safely, respectfully and proficiently. I get to tutor in math, physics and discipline all in one.


What he's saying is that he understands why hunting would make a woman sick to her stomach, much like the thought of gardening makes me sick to mine.  I like to eat vegetables, but I want no part in growing or gathering them.
2013-12-13 10:31:31 PM  
2 votes:
I knew this video would involve a fat dude in camo shorts.
2013-12-13 10:06:58 PM  
2 votes:

CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.


You should try it. It's a total rush. It's awesome!
2013-12-14 05:56:09 AM  
1 votes:

gja: tuxq: AutumnWind: CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.

Agreed. It would just make me sick to my stomach. The exact opposite of a thrill.

So I take it that you're both women. Look, we know you don't like doing it. That's what we've evolved to do it over millions of years.

I take offense to that. I am a guy. I am trained and likely more proficient with my 24 than you can scarcely imagine.
Certainly better at a distance than most hunters could hope to function at all.
I will never shoot an animal. I shoot only targets. I feel no need to cause death with my rifle, and it would take an unthinkable situation for that to change.

And I like shooting. And I like TEACHING kids to do so safely, respectfully and proficiently. I get to tutor in math, physics and discipline all in one.



I was awake all night wondering what a "24" is. I must know.
2013-12-14 02:44:15 AM  
1 votes:

Kahabut: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.

They're sociopaths

Or hungry.

WTF man, where do you think food comes from?


plants?
2013-12-14 01:25:04 AM  
1 votes:

LukeR: Is there such a thing as a Darwin award for animals? This deer is going to earn one.


They're all farking stupid, so the award should go to the entire species.  Drive down a road and scare another animal and it will run AWAY from the car.  Scare a deer and it will run IN FRONT OF the car.  That's a special kind of stupid.
2013-12-14 01:09:35 AM  
1 votes:

HeadLever: fusillade762: Evolution gave us big brains so we no longer need to be shackled by it. Unless, of course, you deny free will.

Well, we can grow our food via domicile ungulates that require constant care, antibiotics, are subject to strict government regulation, taxes, need to be fattened before slaughter in enclosed pens standing in their own waste, fattened on genetically modified feed, slaughtered by illegal aliens and sold in neat little Styrofoam and plastic packages so that the public never really understands what goes into making said hamburger.

Or we can kill, slaughter and butcher wild meat that has never known a fence.  My free really leans toward the latter.

Any more dumb statements on free will?


No. Just that the whole "we're predators who evolved to eat meat" argument is dumb. Evolution gave us tonsils and an appendix, are we required to use them, too?
2013-12-14 01:07:50 AM  
1 votes:
i.picasion.com
2013-12-13 11:44:31 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Calmamity: dittybopper: Why?

Seriously, why?

No, no, all your points are well made.

I'm talking about the guys who go to Africa to shoot a tiger that's tethered in a fenced enclosure.

People like Donald Trump's psychotic spawn.

That's just anti hunting propaganda.

I've known a number of people who have made the trip to Africa to hunt big game. Some have even walked away empty handed.


well, it is RINO season...
2013-12-13 11:27:40 PM  
1 votes:

Kalashinator: godxam: Deer is probably deaf.

Bingo. Was at a shooting range touching off a 7mm Rem Mag with several chipmunks scampering around about 6ft in front of and below me, totally unfazed by the shots. A doe and a few turkeys kept eating the grass seed about 150 yards downrange, and they didn't notice bullets passing a few yards behind them from the guy in another lane. Deaf, dumb or ballsy.


But he sure plays some mean pinball...
gja
2013-12-13 10:51:09 PM  
1 votes:

Cyno01: a particular individual: cynicalminion: *boop*[img.fark.net image 850x494]

Unfortunately, they cut the scene where the hunter guts Bambi's mom.

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2013-12-13 10:32:49 PM  
1 votes:

CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.


The thrill is in the chilli made later that night.  Killing something provides no thrill at all.  Unless I happen to be on a motorcycle doing 75+mph on a dark road, then there's lots of thrill! and pants wetting!
2013-12-13 10:18:52 PM  
1 votes:

godxam: Deer is probably deaf.


If you feel the pressure wave coming off a .30-06 and you don't think "I should probably stay away from that", Darwin is probably right on your heels, hearing or no hearing.
2013-12-13 10:16:56 PM  
1 votes:
"And I shall call you..... Lunch."
2013-12-13 10:16:14 PM  
1 votes:

CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.


I know right? stabbing them is definitely the way to go.
2013-12-13 10:12:48 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.

Me neither. It makes me sad. Dunno how anyone could look at a healthy, presumably happy, wild animal and enjoy killing it.

/I only eat ugly animals (seriously, that's my system)


Now I'm scared to be around you.

/<-- Ugly.
2013-12-13 10:09:16 PM  
1 votes:

CarrieWhite: I have no idea how anyone could get a thrill from shooting these beautiful animals.


Me neither. It makes me sad. Dunno how anyone could look at a healthy, presumably happy, wild animal and enjoy killing it.

/I only eat ugly animals (seriously, that's my system)
2013-12-13 10:04:00 PM  
1 votes:
"Baby deer walks up to hunters during their target practice, licks one of their guns"

That's a euphemism-rich sentence.
2013-12-13 10:03:51 PM  
1 votes:
Even deer kids are stupid.
2013-12-13 09:48:14 PM  
1 votes:
Here's what it will look like next year:

img.fark.net
2013-12-13 09:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
*boop*img.fark.net
 
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