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(TMZ)   Jack White somehow earns $62,000 a month   (tmz.com) divider line 60
    More: Sick, Karen Elson, The Raconteurs, child support  
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2013-12-13 09:18:56 PM
Well, he does get paid every time someone plays White Stripes at sporting events, which is ALOT.
 
2013-12-13 09:20:41 PM
That's lower than I expected.
 
2013-12-13 09:22:22 PM

kling_klang_bed: Well, he does get paid every time someone plays White Stripes at sporting events, which is ALOT.


From what I've heard, he must get balloon payments from the Ravens, since they frickin' sing that riff almost nonstop.
 
2013-12-13 09:22:32 PM
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack- w hite-net-worth/

He is worth 30 million dollars.  And I'd shag both of his exes in a heartbeat
 
2013-12-13 09:24:01 PM
Jack Black makes more than that.
 
2013-12-13 09:24:23 PM
3 successful bands and a very prolific record label (it doesn't just produce White's own material). I'm surprised he doesn't make more.
 
2013-12-13 09:25:04 PM
I love them biatching about the amount of his child support payments even though he had the kids 40% of the time and she makes a rather good income herself.
 
2013-12-13 09:27:52 PM

Snapper Carr: 3 successful bands and a very prolific record label (it doesn't just produce White's own material). I'm surprised he doesn't make more.


Yeah, came to mention the record label.
 
2013-12-13 09:32:35 PM
When you write a song that guitarists are going to cut their teeth on for the next 50 or a hundred years the way previous generations cut their teeth on 'Wipeout' you deserve to get paid.

I hear he's working with Beck. That should be interesting.
 
2013-12-13 09:48:01 PM
Why so surprised, subby? What do the Raconteurs in White Stripes that you know usually make?
 
2013-12-13 09:48:19 PM
Author sounds like a greedy biatch.
 
2013-12-13 09:50:35 PM
Isn't someone supposed to be posting pictures of Meg?
 
2013-12-13 09:55:58 PM
That is all he declared, not what he makes, this isn't over, she will come back at him
 
2013-12-13 09:57:46 PM

Gunderson: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack- w hite-net-worth/

He is worth 30 million dollars.  And I'd shag both of his exes in a heartbeat


I go back & forth on Meg.  But Karen's a redhead, so that's bonus points right there.
 
2013-12-13 09:57:48 PM

shanrick: Isn't someone supposed to be posting pictures of Meg?


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2013-12-13 10:08:43 PM
Oh boo hoo, his kid only gets 3200  a month, though.
 
2013-12-13 10:16:00 PM
He is one of the most overrated guitarists, IMO.
 
2013-12-13 10:20:27 PM
I know better for clicking on a farking TMZ article but

"he's only paying $3,200 "

OH NO! THAT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE'S BUSINESS! OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL! HOW WILL THE KID EAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
 
2013-12-13 10:22:08 PM
"He'd make more if it wasn't for you greedy kids using Napster!"

signed,
Lars Ulrich
 
2013-12-13 10:24:09 PM

Gunderson: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack- w hite-net-worth/

He is worth 30 million dollars.  And I'd shag both of his exes in a heartbeat


Gunderson: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack- w hite-net-worth/

He is worth 30 million dollars.  And I'd shag both of his exes in a heartbeat


That celebrity net worth website is rubbish. Seriously, don't ever post that crap again, unless you really want people to think you're an idiot.
 
2013-12-13 10:29:14 PM
You write Seven Nation Army, subs, and you won't have to work ever again.
 
2013-12-13 10:31:40 PM
If you got pad off people humming your songs he'd make about 1000x that
 
2013-12-13 10:34:08 PM
I saw him at the Radnor Lake park a few months ago... so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
 
2013-12-13 10:34:23 PM
More Meg White please.
 
2013-12-13 10:38:57 PM

MFAWG: When you write a song that guitarists are going to cut their teeth on for the next 50 or a hundred years the way previous generations cut their teeth on 'Wipeout' you deserve to get paid.

I hear he's working with Beck. That should be interesting.


Beck recorded a few songs at Third Man, but sadly that's the extent of their collaboration.  Would love to hear them play together.
 
2013-12-13 10:48:28 PM

Atomic Spunk: That celebrity net worth website is rubbish. Seriously, don't ever post that crap again, unless you really want people to think you're an idiot.


http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack -w hite-net-worth/

/Like I give a fark about what a bunch of anonymous people on a webboard think of me.
 
2013-12-13 11:05:16 PM

Gunderson: Atomic Spunk: That celebrity net worth website is rubbish. Seriously, don't ever post that crap again, unless you really want people to think you're an idiot.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rock-stars/jack -w hite-net-worth/

/Like I give a fark about what a bunch of anonymous people on a webboard think of me.


Posting rubbish links? On my Fark??

/it's more likely than you think
 
2013-12-13 11:21:32 PM

fusillade762: Snapper Carr: 3 successful bands and a very prolific record label (it doesn't just produce White's own material). I'm surprised he doesn't make more.

Yeah, came to mention the record label.


Well, he has to fund the losers you never hear about, too.  That makes a dent.

Record labels are like pharmaceutical companies - for every winner they have 10 losers.
 
2013-12-13 11:22:21 PM

offacue: shanrick: Isn't someone supposed to be posting pictures of Meg?

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blog.chron.com
 
2013-12-13 11:23:59 PM

Drunk Astronaut: "He'd make more if it wasn't for you greedy kids using Napster!"

signed,
Lars Ulrich


Jokes recycled from 2001, aren't we clever?
 
2013-12-13 11:26:00 PM
Jack Black is much bigger
 
2013-12-13 11:26:40 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Sounds like they came to a reasonable settlement. And really, $3,200 is a lot for a kid. Maybe they don't spoil their child the way most rich people do, or at least not as much. Hell, adjusting for inflation, my dad paid about 1/6th that, for two kids, when my parents got divorced. So yeah, their kid's going to be just fine.
 
2013-12-13 11:35:19 PM
I don't give a fark HOW much he makes... $3,200/month for child support is more than enough, especially when he gets the kids 3 days a week. This whole "I should get more child support because my ex makes more money" bullshiat is ridiculous.
 
2013-12-13 11:37:29 PM
Was that article written by a woman? It's just dripping with outrage that a man who has 150 days with the kids (meaning, nearly half the time) is *ONLY* paying $3,200 a month to the woman who clears almost half a million a year herself.
 
2013-12-13 11:57:59 PM
I'm surprised it's that low. TFA is ridiculous though. If his ex-wife were broke, maybe he should pay more for child support, but she's not. The kids aren't going to be impoverished because their dad only pays an average American's salary in child support.
 
2013-12-14 12:03:14 AM
Fark you subby, Jack White is awesome, and you suck hairy donkey penis.
 
2013-12-14 12:04:21 AM
Why is it sick that someone earns that much a month?  Shouldn't that be everyone's goal?  And for all you know, he donates some of it.  But  hey, let's be "open-minded" liberals and hate anyone who's ever made something of themselves.
 
2013-12-14 12:10:55 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Posting rubbish links? On my Fark??

/it's more likely than you think


I Just find it amusing since the OP's link is TMZ.
 
2013-12-14 12:59:47 AM
I'm sure these are his sentiments at the moment...

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell
And if I catch it comin' back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do
 
2013-12-14 01:13:51 AM
If you posted "more Meg White" in this thread, you clearly don't know who Karen Elson is.

/ Jack's a good guy - he used some of that phat cash to save a famous music venue / historical site in Detroit that was on the verge of going bankrupt.
 
2013-12-14 01:22:37 AM
62k a month is basically nothing for a rock star - wonder if that's after taxes, though - that'd be roughly 1.5 mil a year which I guess is feasible.

Yeah I'm sorry, no reason he should have to pay more than 3k/month for a divorce in which his ex-wife makes 35k/month. 3k a month not only covers food and shelter but the full daycare payment. Hell a whole family of 4 could make 36k/year work after taxes (which is usually what child support is, as I recall - an after tax expense).
 
2013-12-14 02:09:33 AM

Apos: offacue: shanrick: Isn't someone supposed to be posting pictures of Meg?

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2013-12-14 02:45:36 AM

bdub77: 62k a month is basically nothing for a rock star - wonder if that's after taxes, though - that'd be roughly 1.5 mil a year which I guess is feasible.

Yeah I'm sorry, no reason he should have to pay more than 3k/month for a divorce in which his ex-wife makes 35k/month. 3k a month not only covers food and shelter but the full daycare payment. Hell a whole family of 4 could make 36k/year work after taxes (which is usually what child support is, as I recall - an after tax expense).


62k x 12 is like more than 6 million.  Not 1.5 mil like you say.
 
2013-12-14 03:15:25 AM

elguerodiablo: bdub77: 62k a month is basically nothing for a rock star - wonder if that's after taxes, though - that'd be roughly 1.5 mil a year which I guess is feasible.

Yeah I'm sorry, no reason he should have to pay more than 3k/month for a divorce in which his ex-wife makes 35k/month. 3k a month not only covers food and shelter but the full daycare payment. Hell a whole family of 4 could make 36k/year work after taxes (which is usually what child support is, as I recall - an after tax expense).

62k x 12 is like more than 6 million.  Not 1.5 mil like you say.


isn't that only $750k?
 
2013-12-14 06:44:55 AM

tchau: isn't that only $750k?


Shhh....math is hard.
 
2013-12-14 07:58:14 AM

Mikey1969: I don't give a fark HOW much he makes... $3,200/month for child support is more than enough, especially when he gets the kids 3 days a week. This whole "I should get more child support because my ex makes more money" bullshiat is ridiculous.


Wanna know how I know you don't know what child support is for?
 
2013-12-14 09:15:45 AM
headline: Jack White: I MAKE $62,000 A MONTH!!!

nowhere in the article does jack white say that.

nice reporting, TMZ!
 
2013-12-14 09:52:21 AM
Recently heard this Raconteurs album cut called These Stones Will Shout that deserves some recognition for being pretty damn good:  http://youtu.be/1-8AOddGy4Y.
 
2013-12-14 10:30:43 AM

Terlis: tchau: isn't that only $750k?

Shhh....math is hard.


LOL.

Yes I meant 1.5 mil in income, or roughly 750k after taxes. But thanks for correcting me with faulty math.
 
2013-12-14 10:54:19 AM

browntimmy: Recently heard this Raconteurs album cut called These Stones Will Shout that deserves some recognition for being pretty damn good:  http://youtu.be/1-8AOddGy4Y.


Not that I'm knocking your choice (I like the whole album), but this IMO is a much better tune.

Old Enough
 
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